University of Georgia Entrance Exam

Football Player Version

1. What language is spoken in France? ____________________

2. Give a dissertation on the ancient Babylonian Empire with particular reference to architecture, literature, law and social conditions - OR - give the first name of Pamela Anderson. ____________________

3. Would you ask William Shakespeare to: (Circle the correct answer)
(a) build a bridge (b) sail the ocean (c) lead an army (d) WRITE A PLAY

4. What religion is the Pope? (Circle the correct answer)
(a) Jewish (b) Catholic (c) Hindu (d) Polish (e) Agnostic (check only one)

5. Metric conversion. How many feet in 0.0 Meters? __________________

6. What time is it when the big hand is on the 12 and the little hand is on the 5? ____________________

7. How many commandments was Moses given? (approximately) ____________________

8. What are people in America’s far north called? (Circle the correct answer)
(a) Westerners (b) Southerners (c) Northerners

9. Spell - Bush, Carter and Clinton?
____________ ____________ ____________

10. Six kings of England have been called George, the last one being George the Sixth. Name the previous five.

11. Where does rain come from? (Circle the correct answer)
(a) Macy’s (b) a 7-11 (c) Canada (d) the sky

12. Can you explain Einstein’s Theory of Relativity? (Circle the correct answer)
(a) yes (b) no

13. What are coat hangers used for? ____________________

14. The Star Spangled Banner is the National Anthem for what country? ____________________

15. Explain Le Chateliers Principle of Dynamic Equilibrium - OR - spell your name in BLOCK LETTERS.

16. Where is the basement in a three story building located? ____________________

17. Which part of America produces the most oranges? (Circle the correct answer)
(a) New York (b) Florida (c) Canada (d) Wisconsin

18. Advanced math. If you have three apples how many apples do you have? ____________________

19. What does NBC (National Broadcasting Corp.) stand for? ____________________

20. The Cornell University tradition for efficiency began when (approximately)? (Circle the correct answer)
(a) B.C. (b) A.D. (c) still waiting

See if he passed the literaracy test. - Archie Bunker

I go to school the youth to learn the future. - Robert Frost

I graduated first in my class from alibi school. - Jeffrey McDaniel

I've won at every level, except college and pro. - Shaquille O'Neal

A college education shows a man how little other people know. - T.C. Hailburton

Study in the course of your life to do the greatest amount of good. - John McDonough

It is better to have died a small boy than to fumble this football. - John Heisman

The older a man gets, the farther he had to walk to school as a boy. - Henry Brightman

Yale: 1. A well known Ivy League university; 2. What southern cheerleaders do. - Daffynitions

Descartes commanded the future from his study more than Napoleon from the throne. - Oliver Holmes

I wanted to study to be a dental hygienist, marry a rich dentist, and hang it up. - Vicki Lawrence

Experience is a hard teacher because she gives the test first and the lesson after. - Vernon S Law

In life, as in football, you won't go far unless you know where the goalposts are. - Arnold H Glasgow

It would be nice if the poor were to get even half of the money that is spent in studying them. - Bill Vaughan

If a young person has any idealism at all, it's strongest about the time he finishes college. - Sargent Shriver

Anyone who has been to an English public school will always feel comparatively at home in prison. - Unknown

I must study politics and war that my sons may have the liberty to study mathematics and philosophy. - John Adams

New Year's Eve, where auld acquaintance be forgot. Unless, of course, those tests come back positive. - Jay Leno

If we are made of atoms, then a scientist studying atoms is actually a group of atoms studying themselves. - Unknown

I played basketball in high school, and I love watching sports - I'll watch everything except maybe hockey. - Andy Roddick

The chief reason for going to school is to get the impression fixed for life that there is a book side for everything. - Robert Frost

In my last year of school, I was voted Class Optimist and Class Pessimist. Looking back, I realize I was only half right. - Jack Nicholson

A convention is a splendid place to study human nature. Man in a crowd is quite a different creature than man acting alone. - William Jennings Bryan

Baseball players are smarter than football players. How often do you see a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field? - Jim Bouton

My whole body is a wreck. I've injured myself so many times with jujitsu, skateboarding, football. I guess I like to live hard. - Scott Caan

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt

When I finished school, I took one of those career-aptitude tests, and based on my verbal ability score, they suggested I become a mime. - Tim Cavanagh

Never utter these words: 'I do not know this, therefore it is false.' One must study to know; know to understand; understand to judge. - Apothegm of Narda

With the steady disintegration of the family in modern society over the last century, the role of the school in bridging the gap has become vital. - Stephen Covey

You need the kind of objectivity that makes you forget everything you've heard, clear the table, and do a factual study like a scientist would. - Steve Wozniak

Economists report that a college education adds many thousands of dollars to a man's lifetime income - which he then spends sending his son to college. - Bill Vaughan

Graduation speeches were invented largely in the belief that college students should never be released into the world until they have been properly sedated. - Garry Trudeau

Blind faith, no matter how passionately expressed, will not suffice. Science for its part will test relentlessly every assumption about the human condition. - E.O. Wilson

I was recently on a tour of Latin America, and the only regret I have was that I didn't study Latin harder in school so I could converse with those people. - Dan Quayle

Keep a good attitude and do the right thing even when it's hard. When you do that you are passing the test. And God promises you your marked moments are on their way. - Joel Osteen

The best narrative is one of infinite love. A spiritual affair - one not of the material world. Intermingled, with no beginning nor end - it will always stand the test of time. - Terry A. O'Neal

For one human being to love another - that is perhaps the most difficult of our tasks: the ultimate, the last test and proof, the work for which all other work is but preparation. - Rainer M Riike

In school, many of us procrastinate and then successfully cram for tests. We get the grades and degrees we need to get the jobs we want, even if we fail to get a good general education. - Stephen Covey

I have been studying the traits and dispositions of the 'lower animals' (so called) and contrasting them with the traits and dispositions of man. I find the result humilitating to me. - Mark Twain

We made up games. We didn't have equipment. When it snowed, we would play slow motion tackle football. We would play hockey, but we wouldn't skate. We just made things up. I loved doing that. - Mike Krzyzewski

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