1. What language is spoken in France? ____________________ My life feels like a test I didn't study for. - Unknown Wrestlers are a bunch of wanna-be football players. - Brian Bosworth I'll take a drug test, if you'll take an IQ test. - Fritz Hollings The best intelligence test is what we do with our leisure. - Laurence J. Peter I played a little basketball. Some football in junior high. - Clint Eastwood School Of Hard Knocks: Where they train door-to-door salesmen - Daffynitions joe-ks.com If a man's wit be wandering, let him study the mathematics. - Francis Bacon Example is the school of mankind, and they will learn at no other. - Edmund Burke I will study and prepare myself… and someday my chance will come. - Abraham Lincoln All I know most surely about morality and obligations, I owe to football. - Albert Camus A thorough knowledge of the Bible is worth more than a college education. - Theodore Roosevelt University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small. - Henry Kissinger Descartes commanded the future from his study more than Napoleon from the throne. - Oliver Holmes I asked my hairdresser what would look good on me. She says a Los Angeles Rams football helmet. - Phyllis Diller Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power. - Abraham Lincoln One of the tests of leadership is the ability to recognize a problem before it becomes an emergency. - Arnold H. Glasow True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country. - Kurt Vonnegut The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public. - Phyllis Diller Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem. - Bill Vaughan Malenutrition: The practice of depriving a man from food for more than a couple of hours - or during a football game - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Kicking is very important in football. In fact, some of the more enthusiastic players even kick the ball, occasionally. - Alfred Hitchcock I think sleeping was my problem in school. If school had started at four in the afternoon, I'd be a college graduate today. - George Foreman Baseball players are smarter than football players. How often do you see a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field? - Jim Bouton This, then, is the test we must set for ourselves; not to march alone but to march in such a way that others will wish to join us. - Hubert H. Humphrey Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns. - John Leonard Lost wealth may be replaced by industry; lost knowledge by study; lost health by temperance or medicine; but lost time is gone forever. - Samuel Smiles Never utter these words: 'I do not know this, therefore it is false.' One must study to know; know to understand; understand to judge. - Apothegm of Narda I tell them that if they will occupy themselves with the study of mathematics they will find it the best remedy against the lusts of the flesh. - Thomas Mann Every job I do, I like to think it makes me better, or I learn things. It's all about how much something's going to stretch me or test me. - Daniel Radcliffe Mushroom: 1. A motel for quickies; 2. The place where they store the school food; 3. A room that has no sides, no walls, no doors and no ceilings. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Not every man can carry a full cup. Sudden elevation frequently leads to pride and a fall. The most exacting test of all is to survive prosperity. - Oswald Sanders All of my friends who have younger siblings who are going to college or high school - my number one piece of advice is: You should learn how to program. - Mark Zuckerberg The difference between school and life? In school, you're taught a lesson and then given a test. In life, you're given a test that teaches you a lesson. - Tom Bodett To teach how to live without certainty and yet without being paralysed by hesitation is perhaps the chief thing that philosophy, in our age, can do for those who study it. - Bertrand Russell If you want to surf, move to Hawaii. If you like to shop, move to New York. If you like acting and Hollywood, move to California. But if you like college football, move to Texas. - Ricky Williams You get hit the hardest when trying to run or hide from a problem. Like the defense on a football field, putting all focus on evading only one defender is asking to be blindsided. - Criss Jami I used to collect hockey cards. It was like Vegas at my school. You'd go to school with your box of cards, and at recess and lunchtime there were all these games we'd play. - Steve Nash President Obama smoked so much pot in college he never learned to spell. Which is why he's confusing the word "ruining" the country with "running" the country. - Kilburn Hall The University of Nebraska says that elderly people that drink beer or wine at least four times a week have the highest bone density. They need it - they're the ones falling down the most. - Jay Leno In this knowledge-worker age, it's now increasingly tied to doing well in school so you can get into better grad schools so you can get better jobs - so the pressure to do well is really high. - Stephen Covey see also College, Redneck & Sports Sections |
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