Shamus was obsessed with the notion that he had big feet - he felt that people kept staring at his feet. He was forced to go to a psychiatrist. After ten years and a cost of thousands of dollars, Shamus was cured. To celebrate, he took some friends to a posh restaurant. He asked for the best table in the house. The maitre d’ said, “We have a great table. But first you’ll have to take off your skis.” see also   Newfie  Section Foot Radish   Duck Heist - Ducks Gone Bad Swan Heels Windshield Defrogger Side-Ways Sonic Straw Man At Work Uncorked Wine Double Handicap Tetris Construction Clorox Respirator Our Aim Truck Rest Stop Romaine Empire Hardworking Wife What's That? Long, Happy Marriage Redneck iPad Leonardo da Vinci's Unfinished Portrait Microsoft Innovation Mop Dog

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