A Japanese tourist went to a Canadian eye Doctor. After an examination, the Doctor said, “You have a cataract.”
The Japanese tourist shook his head. “Oh no. I have a Rincoln!”
Who can blind lover's eyes? - Virgil
Imagination is the eye of the soul. - Joseph Joubert
It is not the I, what an eye can eye. - Ek Kadam
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. - Unknown
An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind. - Mahatma Gandhi
You want people to think you live in a pig's eye? - Archie Bunker
Music isn't for the eyes - it's for the ears. - Adele
A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running. - Groucho Marx
Distance has the same effect on the mind as on the eye. - Samuel Johnson
The soul would have no rainbow if the eyes had no tears. - Indian Proverb
If only we could pull out our brain and use only our eyes. - Pablo Picasso
You'll miss the best things if you keep your eyes shut. - Dr. Seuss
Keep your eyes on the sun and you will not see the shadows. - Australian Aborigine Saying
Look a pig in its eyes, and understand the truth behind bacon. - Mango Wodzak
She has the eyes of Caligula, but the mouth of Marilyn Monroe. - Francois Mitterrand
An animal's eyes have the power to speak a great language. - Martin Buber
What'd ya think, you were gonna pull the wolf over my eyes? - Archie Bunker
Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim
A meal without cheese is like a beautiful woman who lacks an eye. - Jean A Brillat-Savarin
If you want to lead the people, you must first speak to their eyes. - Napoleon Bonaparte
Since we cannot change reality, let us change the eyes which see reality. - Nikos Kazantzakis
Anyone can catch your eye, but it takes someone special to catch your heart. - Unknown
When it comes to plastic surgery and sushi, never be attracted by a bargain. - Graham Norton
Book Censor: A person who reads so much he gets asterisks in front of his eyes - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I need the starshine of your heavenly eyes,
After the day's great sun. - Charles Hanson Towne
Seek the wisdom of the ages, but look at the world through the eyes of a child. - Ron Wild
Being born with a pair of beady eyes was the best thing that ever happened to me. - Lee van Cleef
Whenever a man has cast a longing eye on offices, a rottenness begins in his conduct. - Thomas Jefferson
We are as much as we see. Faith is sight and knowledge. The hands only serve the eyes. - Henry David Thoreau
You could see there was blood coming out of her eyes. Blood coming out of her wherever. - Donald Trump
What a blessing it would be if we could open and shut our ears as easily we do our eyes. - Georg C. Lichtenberg
The practice of medicine is a thinker's job, the practice of surgery a plumber's. - Martin H. Fischer
We go by the major vote, and if the majority are insane, the sane must go to the hospital. - Horace Mann
Men are born with two eyes but with one tongue, in order that they may see twice as much as they say. - C.C. Colton
Learn to close your eyes and trust. Learn to open your heart and love. Learn to take the risk and fly. - Maxime Lagace
My object in living is to unite
My avocation and my vocation
As my two eyes make one in sight. - Robert Frost
What your mind sees when you close your eyes marks the entrance to an endless universe: your imagination. - Stephen Helmes
The mind of a bigot is like the pupil of the eye. The more light you shine on it, the more it will contract. - Oliver Wendell Homes, Jr.
My life was going to flash before my eyes, but it decided to hide behind my eyes and quake with terror instead. - Sarah Rees Brennan
It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God. - Mark 10:25
That's the kind of luck poor Mr. Lincoln had the night he went to the movies, and he sat in John Wilkes' booth. - Archie Bunker
That old law about "an eye for an eye" leaves everybody blind. The time is always right to do the right thing. - Rev. Martin Luther King Jr.
I might show facts as plain as day: but, since your eyes are blind, you'd say, 'Where? What?' and turn away. - Christina Rossetti
You must mind and not lower the Church in people's eyes by seeming to be frightened about it for such a little thing. - George Eliot
What was most significant about the lunar voyage was not that men set foot on the moon but that they set eye on the earth. - Norman Cousins
You write to become immortal, or because the piano happens to be open, or you've looked into a pair of beautiful eyes. - Robert Schumann
The real lover is the man who can thrill you by kissing your forehead or smiling into your eyes or just staring into space. - Marilyn Monroe
Fearlessness requires attention and receptivity - it takes focus to stand in the still eye of a tornado and not be swept away by it. - Susan Piver
When you hear people making hateful comments, stand up to them. Point out what a waste it is to hate, and you could open their eyes. - Taylor Swift
I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright
Imagination is the eye of the soul. - Joseph Joubert
It is not the I, what an eye can eye. - Ek Kadam
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. - Unknown
An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind. - Mahatma Gandhi
You want people to think you live in a pig's eye? - Archie Bunker
Music isn't for the eyes - it's for the ears. - Adele
A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running. - Groucho Marx
Distance has the same effect on the mind as on the eye. - Samuel Johnson
The soul would have no rainbow if the eyes had no tears. - Indian Proverb
If only we could pull out our brain and use only our eyes. - Pablo Picasso
You'll miss the best things if you keep your eyes shut. - Dr. Seuss
Keep your eyes on the sun and you will not see the shadows. - Australian Aborigine Saying
Look a pig in its eyes, and understand the truth behind bacon. - Mango Wodzak
She has the eyes of Caligula, but the mouth of Marilyn Monroe. - Francois Mitterrand
An animal's eyes have the power to speak a great language. - Martin Buber
What'd ya think, you were gonna pull the wolf over my eyes? - Archie Bunker
Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim
A meal without cheese is like a beautiful woman who lacks an eye. - Jean A Brillat-Savarin
If you want to lead the people, you must first speak to their eyes. - Napoleon Bonaparte
Since we cannot change reality, let us change the eyes which see reality. - Nikos Kazantzakis
Anyone can catch your eye, but it takes someone special to catch your heart. - Unknown
When it comes to plastic surgery and sushi, never be attracted by a bargain. - Graham Norton
Book Censor: A person who reads so much he gets asterisks in front of his eyes - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I need the starshine of your heavenly eyes,
After the day's great sun. - Charles Hanson Towne
Seek the wisdom of the ages, but look at the world through the eyes of a child. - Ron Wild
Being born with a pair of beady eyes was the best thing that ever happened to me. - Lee van Cleef
Whenever a man has cast a longing eye on offices, a rottenness begins in his conduct. - Thomas Jefferson
We are as much as we see. Faith is sight and knowledge. The hands only serve the eyes. - Henry David Thoreau
You could see there was blood coming out of her eyes. Blood coming out of her wherever. - Donald Trump
What a blessing it would be if we could open and shut our ears as easily we do our eyes. - Georg C. Lichtenberg
The practice of medicine is a thinker's job, the practice of surgery a plumber's. - Martin H. Fischer
We go by the major vote, and if the majority are insane, the sane must go to the hospital. - Horace Mann
Men are born with two eyes but with one tongue, in order that they may see twice as much as they say. - C.C. Colton
Learn to close your eyes and trust. Learn to open your heart and love. Learn to take the risk and fly. - Maxime Lagace
My object in living is to unite
My avocation and my vocation
As my two eyes make one in sight. - Robert Frost
What your mind sees when you close your eyes marks the entrance to an endless universe: your imagination. - Stephen Helmes
The mind of a bigot is like the pupil of the eye. The more light you shine on it, the more it will contract. - Oliver Wendell Homes, Jr.
My life was going to flash before my eyes, but it decided to hide behind my eyes and quake with terror instead. - Sarah Rees Brennan
It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God. - Mark 10:25
That's the kind of luck poor Mr. Lincoln had the night he went to the movies, and he sat in John Wilkes' booth. - Archie Bunker
That old law about "an eye for an eye" leaves everybody blind. The time is always right to do the right thing. - Rev. Martin Luther King Jr.
I might show facts as plain as day: but, since your eyes are blind, you'd say, 'Where? What?' and turn away. - Christina Rossetti
You must mind and not lower the Church in people's eyes by seeming to be frightened about it for such a little thing. - George Eliot
What was most significant about the lunar voyage was not that men set foot on the moon but that they set eye on the earth. - Norman Cousins
You write to become immortal, or because the piano happens to be open, or you've looked into a pair of beautiful eyes. - Robert Schumann
The real lover is the man who can thrill you by kissing your forehead or smiling into your eyes or just staring into space. - Marilyn Monroe
Fearlessness requires attention and receptivity - it takes focus to stand in the still eye of a tornado and not be swept away by it. - Susan Piver
When you hear people making hateful comments, stand up to them. Point out what a waste it is to hate, and you could open their eyes. - Taylor Swift
I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright
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