A Japanese tourist went to a Canadian eye Doctor. After an examination, the Doctor said, “You have a cataract.” Window Shopping: Eye browsing - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Cauterize: Made eye contact with her - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Cataract: Where cats hang their coats. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. - Unknown Out of my sight! Thou dost infect my eyes. - William Shakespeare Men trust their ears less than their eyes. - Herodotus Make Christ magnificent in the eyes of man. - Henrietta Mears Weak eyes are fondest of glittering objects. - Thomas Carlyle Mediocrity is excellence in the eyes of the mediocre. - Joseph Joubert A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running. - Groucho Marx After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse. - WC Fields Distance has the same effect on the mind as on the eye. - Samuel Johnson I'm gonna keep a beagle-eye on you the whole weekend. - Archie Bunker I've kissed so many women I can do it with my eyes closed. - Henny Youngman What'd ya think, you were gonna pull the wolf over my eyes? - Archie Bunker Conjunctivitis dot com ... now there's a site for sore eyes. - Tim Vine Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim Men fall in love with their eyes. Women fall in love with their ears. - Dr. Phil McGraw It took me a long time not to judge myself through someone else's eyes. - Sally Field I need the starshine of your heavenly eyes, After the day's great sun. - Charles Hanson Towne When you see the world through serene eyes, you generate peace wherever you go. - Jerry Dorsman Thou best philosopher, who yet dost keep/ Thy heritage, thou eye among the blind. - William Wordsworth Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off the goal. - Henry Ford Whenever a man has cast a longing eye on offices, a rottenness begins in his conduct. - Thomas Jefferson When you speak to a man, look on his eyes; when he speaks to thee, look on his mouth. - Benjamin Franklin A man's feet should be planted in his country, but his eyes should survey the world. - George Santayana I've just become a pensioner so I've started saving up for my own hospital trolley. - Tom Baker Sometimes you can't see yourself clearly until you see yourself through the eyes of others. - Ellen Degeneres Open your eyes that you might see that all things are possible through you (with God's help). - Robert A. Schuller To my eye, women get sexier around 35. They know a thing or two, and knowledge is always alluring. - Pierce Brosnan Prayer is the difference between seeing with our physical eyes and seeing with our spiritual eyes. - Mark Batterson Get thee glass eyes; And, like a scurvy politician, seem To see the things thou dost not. - William Shakespeare He who can no longer pause to wonder and stand rapt in awe, is as good as dead; his eyes are closed. - Albert Einstein The only equipment lack in the modern hospital? Somebody to meet you at the entrance with a handshake! - Martin H. Fischer Learn to close your eyes and trust. Learn to open your heart and love. Learn to take the risk and fly. - Maxime Lagace My object in living is to unite My avocation and my vocation As my two eyes make one in sight. - Robert Frost The key to a better life isn't always a change of scenery. Sometimes it simply requires opening your eyes. - Richelle E. Goodrich The only way to write a great book is to write it with the eyes of a child who sees things for the first time. - Arnold Bennett Perhaps our eyes need to be washed by our tears once in a while, so that we can see life with a clearer view again. - Alex Tan Only a genius can say these four words, four times really fast without getting tongue twisted: eye, yam, stew, peed - Unknown You must mind and not lower the Church in people's eyes by seeming to be frightened about it for such a little thing. - George Eliot Nothing contributes so much to tranquilize the mind as a steady purpose - a point on which the soul may fix its intellectual eye. - Mary Shelley No, I think that was when Abraham Lincoln signed the Declaration of Independence. Ya know, "Fourscore and 7 years ago." - Archie Bunker I have made the tough decisions, always with an eye toward the bottom line. Perhaps it's time America was run like a business. - Donald Trump If a train is coming at you, closing your eyes won't save you... but if you look right at it, you at least have a chance to jump. - Andrew Vachss To look backward for a while is to refresh the eye, to restore it, and to render it more fit for its prime function of looking forward. - Margaret Barber I adore art. When I am alone with my notes, my heart pounds and the tears stream from my eyes, and my emotion and my joys are too much to bear. - Guiseppe Verdi If I could be anything in the world I would want to be a teardrop because I would be born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips. - Unknown Those who speak of progression but are afraid of change are self-repressed and therefore unable to reach any further than their eyes can already see. - Criss Jami Behind my smile is a broken heart; behind my laugh I'm falling apart; behind my eyes are tears at night; behind my body is a soul trying to fight. - Unknown see also Doctor, Language & Nationality Sections B.C. Health Care Cataract Surgery Lawsuit Eye Examination Chart Glass Prescription |
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