A Japanese tourist went to a Canadian eye Doctor. After an examination, the Doctor said, “You have a cataract.”
The Japanese tourist shook his head. “Oh no. I have a Rincoln!”
Who can blind lover's eyes? - Virgil
Logic is in the eye of the logician. - Gloria Steinem
We have set eyes on regions... far away. - Zheng He
Love is blind; friendship closes its eyes. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche
Out of my sight! Thou dost infect my eyes. - William Shakespeare
When Irish eyes are smiling, watch your step. - Gerald Kersh
A rich man is never ugly in the eyes of a girl. - French Proverb
Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener. - Paula Deen
The important thing is not the camera but the eye. - Alred Eisenstaedt
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. - Jim Carrey
Mediocrity is excellence in the eyes of the mediocre. - Joseph Joubert
You want people to think you live in a pig's eye? - Archie Bunker
Music isn't for the eyes - it's for the ears. - Adele
Besmooch the family name in the eyes of the community. - Archie Bunker
We must teach our children to dream with their eyes open. - Harry Edwards
The eye sees only what the mind is prepared to comprehend. - Henri Bergson
Ice Water? Get some Onions - that'll make your eyes water! - Groucho Marx
Before you marry keep both eyes open; after marriage shut one. - Jamaican Proverb
What'd ya think, you were gonna pull the wolf over my eyes? - Archie Bunker
Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim
I still close my eyes and go home... I can always draw from that. - Dolly Parton
If you want to lead the people, you must first speak to their eyes. - Napoleon Bonaparte
Never bend your head. Hold it high. Look the world straight in the eye. - Helen Keller
Certain things catch your eye, but pursue only those that capture the heart. - Indian Proverb
I have looked into your eyes with my eyes. I have put my heart near your heart. - Pope John XXIII
A hospital should also have a recovery room adjoining the cashier's office. - Francis O'Walsh
Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off the goal. - Henry Ford
I got the bill for my surgery. Now I know what those doctors were wearing masks for. - James H. Boren
Sometimes when you look in his eyes you get the feeling that someone else is driving. - David Letterman
Whenever a man has cast a longing eye on offices, a rottenness begins in his conduct. - Thomas Jefferson
When you speak to a man, look on his eyes; when he speaks to thee, look on his mouth. - Benjamin Franklin
It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle if it is lightly greased. - John Nesvig
You could see there was blood coming out of her eyes. Blood coming out of her wherever. - Donald Trump
My eyes in tears
Heart never sighs
My mind never fears
I conquer the lies - Munia Khan
The real voyage of discovery consists not in seeking new lands but seeing with new eyes. - Marcel Proust
Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind, And therefore is winged Cupid painted blind. - William Shakespeare
Keep your eye out for hot topics and trends. The media is constantly looking for timely stories. - Jim Kukral
Be good, keep your feet dry, your eyes open, your heart at peace, and your soul in the joy of Christ. - Thomas Merton
Truth is always present; it only needs to lift the iron lids of the mind's eye to read its oracles. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
The mind of a bigot is like the pupil of the eye. The more light you shine on it, the more it will contract. - Oliver Wendell Homes, Jr.
My life was going to flash before my eyes, but it decided to hide behind my eyes and quake with terror instead. - Sarah Rees Brennan
It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God. - Mark 10:25
Perhaps our eyes need to be washed by our tears once in a while, so that we can see life with a clearer view again. - Alex Tan
That old law about "an eye for an eye" leaves everybody blind. The time is always right to do the right thing. - Rev. Martin Luther King Jr.
What was most significant about the lunar voyage was not that men set foot on the moon but that they set eye on the earth. - Norman Cousins
The real lover is the man who can thrill you by kissing your forehead or smiling into your eyes or just staring into space. - Marilyn Monroe
The space in a needle's eye is sufficient for two friends, but the whole world is scarcely big enough to hold two enemies. - Solomon Ibn Gabirol
No, I think that was when Abraham Lincoln signed the Declaration of Independence. Ya know, "Fourscore and 7 years ago." - Archie Bunker
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye. - Jim Henson
I've never been able to grow an organ back," Lana said. "Last time I tried... Let's just hope you don't end up with whip eyes. - Michael Grant
Logic is in the eye of the logician. - Gloria Steinem
We have set eyes on regions... far away. - Zheng He
Love is blind; friendship closes its eyes. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche
Out of my sight! Thou dost infect my eyes. - William Shakespeare
When Irish eyes are smiling, watch your step. - Gerald Kersh
A rich man is never ugly in the eyes of a girl. - French Proverb
Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener. - Paula Deen
The important thing is not the camera but the eye. - Alred Eisenstaedt
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. - Jim Carrey
Mediocrity is excellence in the eyes of the mediocre. - Joseph Joubert
You want people to think you live in a pig's eye? - Archie Bunker
Music isn't for the eyes - it's for the ears. - Adele
Besmooch the family name in the eyes of the community. - Archie Bunker
We must teach our children to dream with their eyes open. - Harry Edwards
The eye sees only what the mind is prepared to comprehend. - Henri Bergson
Ice Water? Get some Onions - that'll make your eyes water! - Groucho Marx
Before you marry keep both eyes open; after marriage shut one. - Jamaican Proverb
What'd ya think, you were gonna pull the wolf over my eyes? - Archie Bunker
Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim
I still close my eyes and go home... I can always draw from that. - Dolly Parton
If you want to lead the people, you must first speak to their eyes. - Napoleon Bonaparte
Never bend your head. Hold it high. Look the world straight in the eye. - Helen Keller
Certain things catch your eye, but pursue only those that capture the heart. - Indian Proverb
I have looked into your eyes with my eyes. I have put my heart near your heart. - Pope John XXIII
A hospital should also have a recovery room adjoining the cashier's office. - Francis O'Walsh
Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off the goal. - Henry Ford
I got the bill for my surgery. Now I know what those doctors were wearing masks for. - James H. Boren
Sometimes when you look in his eyes you get the feeling that someone else is driving. - David Letterman
Whenever a man has cast a longing eye on offices, a rottenness begins in his conduct. - Thomas Jefferson
When you speak to a man, look on his eyes; when he speaks to thee, look on his mouth. - Benjamin Franklin
It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle if it is lightly greased. - John Nesvig
You could see there was blood coming out of her eyes. Blood coming out of her wherever. - Donald Trump
My eyes in tears
Heart never sighs
My mind never fears
I conquer the lies - Munia Khan
The real voyage of discovery consists not in seeking new lands but seeing with new eyes. - Marcel Proust
Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind, And therefore is winged Cupid painted blind. - William Shakespeare
Keep your eye out for hot topics and trends. The media is constantly looking for timely stories. - Jim Kukral
Be good, keep your feet dry, your eyes open, your heart at peace, and your soul in the joy of Christ. - Thomas Merton
Truth is always present; it only needs to lift the iron lids of the mind's eye to read its oracles. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
The mind of a bigot is like the pupil of the eye. The more light you shine on it, the more it will contract. - Oliver Wendell Homes, Jr.
My life was going to flash before my eyes, but it decided to hide behind my eyes and quake with terror instead. - Sarah Rees Brennan
It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God. - Mark 10:25
Perhaps our eyes need to be washed by our tears once in a while, so that we can see life with a clearer view again. - Alex Tan
That old law about "an eye for an eye" leaves everybody blind. The time is always right to do the right thing. - Rev. Martin Luther King Jr.
What was most significant about the lunar voyage was not that men set foot on the moon but that they set eye on the earth. - Norman Cousins
The real lover is the man who can thrill you by kissing your forehead or smiling into your eyes or just staring into space. - Marilyn Monroe
The space in a needle's eye is sufficient for two friends, but the whole world is scarcely big enough to hold two enemies. - Solomon Ibn Gabirol
No, I think that was when Abraham Lincoln signed the Declaration of Independence. Ya know, "Fourscore and 7 years ago." - Archie Bunker
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye. - Jim Henson
I've never been able to grow an organ back," Lana said. "Last time I tried... Let's just hope you don't end up with whip eyes. - Michael Grant
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