Do You Drive A Cataract?

Optometrist-required translation


A Japanese tourist went to a Canadian eye Doctor. After an examination, the Doctor said, “You have a cataract.”

The Japanese tourist shook his head. “Oh no. I have a Rincoln!”


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Out of my sight! Thou dost infect my eyes. - William Shakespeare

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Make Christ magnificent in the eyes of man. - Henrietta Mears

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After the day's great sun. - Charles Hanson Towne

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And, like a scurvy politician, seem
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As my two eyes make one in sight. - Robert Frost

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Behind my smile is a broken heart; behind my laugh I'm falling apart; behind my eyes are tears at night; behind my body is a soul trying to fight. - Unknown


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