A Japanese tourist went to a Canadian eye Doctor. After an examination, the Doctor said, “You have a cataract.”
The Japanese tourist shook his head. “Oh no. I have a Rincoln!”
Maternity Hospital: An heirport - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Cauterize: Made eye contact with her - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
We have set eyes on regions... far away. - Zheng He
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. - Unknown
Love is blind; friendship closes its eyes. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche
Men trust their ears less than their eyes. - Herodotus
Nurses are the hospitality of the hospital. - Carrie Latet
An eye for an eye only leads to more blindness. - Margaret Atwood
A rich man is never ugly in the eyes of a girl. - French Proverb
When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. - Cathy Guisewite
Distance has the same effect on the mind as on the eye. - Samuel Johnson
The soul would have no rainbow if the eyes had no tears. - Indian Proverb
You'll miss the best things if you keep your eyes shut. - Dr. Seuss
Many are the starrs I see, but in my eye no starr like thee. - English Saying
Ice Water? Get some Onions - that'll make your eyes water! - Groucho Marx
I look in the mirror through the eyes of the child that was me. - Judy Collins
Conjunctivitis dot com ... now there's a site for sore eyes. - Tim Vine
I still close my eyes and go home... I can always draw from that. - Dolly Parton
He had only one eye, and the popular prejudice runs in favor of two. - Charles Dickens
Men fall in love with their eyes. Women fall in love with their ears. - Dr. Phil McGraw
Never bend your head. Hold it high. Look the world straight in the eye. - Helen Keller
It took me a long time not to judge myself through someone else's eyes. - Sally Field
It's very strange when the life you never had flashes before your eyes. - Terri Minsky
When you see the world through serene eyes, you generate peace wherever you go. - Jerry Dorsman
Competence, like truth, beauty and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder. - Laurence J Peter
I got the bill for my surgery. Now I know what those doctors were wearing masks for. - James H. Boren
Sometimes when you look in his eyes you get the feeling that someone else is driving. - David Letterman
Whenever a man has cast a longing eye on offices, a rottenness begins in his conduct. - Thomas Jefferson
When you speak to a man, look on his eyes; when he speaks to thee, look on his mouth. - Benjamin Franklin
We are as much as we see. Faith is sight and knowledge. The hands only serve the eyes. - Henry David Thoreau
My eyes in tears
Heart never sighs
My mind never fears
I conquer the lies - Munia Khan
The practice of medicine is a thinker's job, the practice of surgery a plumber's. - Martin H. Fischer
We go by the major vote, and if the majority are insane, the sane must go to the hospital. - Horace Mann
Sometimes you can't see yourself clearly until you see yourself through the eyes of others. - Ellen Degeneres
Keep your eye out for hot topics and trends. The media is constantly looking for timely stories. - Jim Kukral
Open your eyes that you might see that all things are possible through you (with God's help). - Robert A. Schuller
Do not look down upon any Muslim, for even the most inferior believer is great in the eyes of God. - Abu Bakr
My object in living is to unite
My avocation and my vocation
As my two eyes make one in sight. - Robert Frost
It is only with the heart that one can see clearly, for the most essential things are invisible to the eye. - Unknown
My life was going to flash before my eyes, but it decided to hide behind my eyes and quake with terror instead. - Sarah Rees Brennan
When hungry, eat your rice; when tired, close your eyes. Fools may laugh at me, but wise men will know what I mean. - Lin-Chi
That's the kind of luck poor Mr. Lincoln had the night he went to the movies, and he sat in John Wilkes' booth. - Archie Bunker
What we learn only through the ears makes less impression upon our minds than what is presented to the trustworthy eye. - Horace
Anyone can make you smile or cry, but it takes someone special to make you smile when you already have tears in your eyes. - Unknown
The real lover is the man who can thrill you by kissing your forehead or smiling into your eyes or just staring into space. - Marilyn Monroe
The space in a needle's eye is sufficient for two friends, but the whole world is scarcely big enough to hold two enemies. - Solomon Ibn Gabirol
Fearlessness requires attention and receptivity - it takes focus to stand in the still eye of a tornado and not be swept away by it. - Susan Piver
Nature will bear the closest inspection. She invites us to lay our eye level with her smallest leaf, and take an insect view of its plain. - Henry David Thoreau
Never look down to test the ground before taking your next step; only he who keeps his eye fixed on the far horizon will find his right road. - Dag Hammarskjold
Those who speak of progression but are afraid of change are self-repressed and therefore unable to reach any further than their eyes can already see. - Criss Jami
Cauterize: Made eye contact with her - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
We have set eyes on regions... far away. - Zheng He
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. - Unknown
Love is blind; friendship closes its eyes. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche
Men trust their ears less than their eyes. - Herodotus
Nurses are the hospitality of the hospital. - Carrie Latet
An eye for an eye only leads to more blindness. - Margaret Atwood
A rich man is never ugly in the eyes of a girl. - French Proverb
When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. - Cathy Guisewite
Distance has the same effect on the mind as on the eye. - Samuel Johnson
The soul would have no rainbow if the eyes had no tears. - Indian Proverb
You'll miss the best things if you keep your eyes shut. - Dr. Seuss
Many are the starrs I see, but in my eye no starr like thee. - English Saying
Ice Water? Get some Onions - that'll make your eyes water! - Groucho Marx
I look in the mirror through the eyes of the child that was me. - Judy Collins
Conjunctivitis dot com ... now there's a site for sore eyes. - Tim Vine
I still close my eyes and go home... I can always draw from that. - Dolly Parton
He had only one eye, and the popular prejudice runs in favor of two. - Charles Dickens
Men fall in love with their eyes. Women fall in love with their ears. - Dr. Phil McGraw
Never bend your head. Hold it high. Look the world straight in the eye. - Helen Keller
It took me a long time not to judge myself through someone else's eyes. - Sally Field
It's very strange when the life you never had flashes before your eyes. - Terri Minsky
When you see the world through serene eyes, you generate peace wherever you go. - Jerry Dorsman
Competence, like truth, beauty and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder. - Laurence J Peter
I got the bill for my surgery. Now I know what those doctors were wearing masks for. - James H. Boren
Sometimes when you look in his eyes you get the feeling that someone else is driving. - David Letterman
Whenever a man has cast a longing eye on offices, a rottenness begins in his conduct. - Thomas Jefferson
When you speak to a man, look on his eyes; when he speaks to thee, look on his mouth. - Benjamin Franklin
We are as much as we see. Faith is sight and knowledge. The hands only serve the eyes. - Henry David Thoreau
My eyes in tears
Heart never sighs
My mind never fears
I conquer the lies - Munia Khan
The practice of medicine is a thinker's job, the practice of surgery a plumber's. - Martin H. Fischer
We go by the major vote, and if the majority are insane, the sane must go to the hospital. - Horace Mann
Sometimes you can't see yourself clearly until you see yourself through the eyes of others. - Ellen Degeneres
Keep your eye out for hot topics and trends. The media is constantly looking for timely stories. - Jim Kukral
Open your eyes that you might see that all things are possible through you (with God's help). - Robert A. Schuller
Do not look down upon any Muslim, for even the most inferior believer is great in the eyes of God. - Abu Bakr
My object in living is to unite
My avocation and my vocation
As my two eyes make one in sight. - Robert Frost
It is only with the heart that one can see clearly, for the most essential things are invisible to the eye. - Unknown
My life was going to flash before my eyes, but it decided to hide behind my eyes and quake with terror instead. - Sarah Rees Brennan
When hungry, eat your rice; when tired, close your eyes. Fools may laugh at me, but wise men will know what I mean. - Lin-Chi
That's the kind of luck poor Mr. Lincoln had the night he went to the movies, and he sat in John Wilkes' booth. - Archie Bunker
What we learn only through the ears makes less impression upon our minds than what is presented to the trustworthy eye. - Horace
Anyone can make you smile or cry, but it takes someone special to make you smile when you already have tears in your eyes. - Unknown
The real lover is the man who can thrill you by kissing your forehead or smiling into your eyes or just staring into space. - Marilyn Monroe
The space in a needle's eye is sufficient for two friends, but the whole world is scarcely big enough to hold two enemies. - Solomon Ibn Gabirol
Fearlessness requires attention and receptivity - it takes focus to stand in the still eye of a tornado and not be swept away by it. - Susan Piver
Nature will bear the closest inspection. She invites us to lay our eye level with her smallest leaf, and take an insect view of its plain. - Henry David Thoreau
Never look down to test the ground before taking your next step; only he who keeps his eye fixed on the far horizon will find his right road. - Dag Hammarskjold
Those who speak of progression but are afraid of change are self-repressed and therefore unable to reach any further than their eyes can already see. - Criss Jami
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