Do You Drive A Cataract?

Optometrist-required translation


A Japanese tourist went to a Canadian eye Doctor. After an examination, the Doctor said, “You have a cataract.”

The Japanese tourist shook his head. “Oh no. I have a Rincoln!”


QuotaBills
Maternity Hospital: An heirport - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Cauterize: Made eye contact with her - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We have set eyes on regions... far away. - Zheng He

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. - Unknown

Love is blind; friendship closes its eyes. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Men trust their ears less than their eyes. - Herodotus

Nurses are the hospitality of the hospital. - Carrie Latet

An eye for an eye only leads to more blindness. - Margaret Atwood

A rich man is never ugly in the eyes of a girl. - French Proverb

When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. - Cathy Guisewite

Distance has the same effect on the mind as on the eye. - Samuel Johnson

The soul would have no rainbow if the eyes had no tears. - Indian Proverb

You'll miss the best things if you keep your eyes shut. - Dr. Seuss

Many are the starrs I see, but in my eye no starr like thee. - English Saying

Ice Water? Get some Onions - that'll make your eyes water! - Groucho Marx

I look in the mirror through the eyes of the child that was me. - Judy Collins

Conjunctivitis dot com ... now there's a site for sore eyes. - Tim Vine

I still close my eyes and go home... I can always draw from that. - Dolly Parton

He had only one eye, and the popular prejudice runs in favor of two. - Charles Dickens

Men fall in love with their eyes. Women fall in love with their ears. - Dr. Phil McGraw

Never bend your head. Hold it high. Look the world straight in the eye. - Helen Keller

It took me a long time not to judge myself through someone else's eyes. - Sally Field

It's very strange when the life you never had flashes before your eyes. - Terri Minsky

When you see the world through serene eyes, you generate peace wherever you go. - Jerry Dorsman

Competence, like truth, beauty and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder. - Laurence J Peter

I got the bill for my surgery. Now I know what those doctors were wearing masks for. - James H. Boren

Sometimes when you look in his eyes you get the feeling that someone else is driving. - David Letterman

Whenever a man has cast a longing eye on offices, a rottenness begins in his conduct. - Thomas Jefferson

When you speak to a man, look on his eyes; when he speaks to thee, look on his mouth. - Benjamin Franklin

We are as much as we see. Faith is sight and knowledge. The hands only serve the eyes. - Henry David Thoreau

My eyes in tears
Heart never sighs
My mind never fears
I conquer the lies - Munia Khan

The practice of medicine is a thinker's job, the practice of surgery a plumber's. - Martin H. Fischer

We go by the major vote, and if the majority are insane, the sane must go to the hospital. - Horace Mann

Sometimes you can't see yourself clearly until you see yourself through the eyes of others. - Ellen Degeneres

Keep your eye out for hot topics and trends. The media is constantly looking for timely stories. - Jim Kukral

Open your eyes that you might see that all things are possible through you (with God's help). - Robert A. Schuller

Do not look down upon any Muslim, for even the most inferior believer is great in the eyes of God. - Abu Bakr

My object in living is to unite
My avocation and my vocation
As my two eyes make one in sight. - Robert Frost

It is only with the heart that one can see clearly, for the most essential things are invisible to the eye. - Unknown

My life was going to flash before my eyes, but it decided to hide behind my eyes and quake with terror instead. - Sarah Rees Brennan

When hungry, eat your rice; when tired, close your eyes. Fools may laugh at me, but wise men will know what I mean. - Lin-Chi

That's the kind of luck poor Mr. Lincoln had the night he went to the movies, and he sat in John Wilkes' booth. - Archie Bunker

What we learn only through the ears makes less impression upon our minds than what is presented to the trustworthy eye. - Horace

Anyone can make you smile or cry, but it takes someone special to make you smile when you already have tears in your eyes. - Unknown

The real lover is the man who can thrill you by kissing your forehead or smiling into your eyes or just staring into space. - Marilyn Monroe

The space in a needle's eye is sufficient for two friends, but the whole world is scarcely big enough to hold two enemies. - Solomon Ibn Gabirol

Fearlessness requires attention and receptivity - it takes focus to stand in the still eye of a tornado and not be swept away by it. - Susan Piver

Nature will bear the closest inspection. She invites us to lay our eye level with her smallest leaf, and take an insect view of its plain. - Henry David Thoreau

Never look down to test the ground before taking your next step; only he who keeps his eye fixed on the far horizon will find his right road. - Dag Hammarskjold

Those who speak of progression but are afraid of change are self-repressed and therefore unable to reach any further than their eyes can already see. - Criss Jami


see also   Doctor,  Language  &  Nationality  Sections
B.C. Health Care
Cataract Surgery Lawsuit
Eye Examination Chart
Glass Prescription

 

Young Mechanic

Scary Cold

Redneck Street Fishing

I Found A Bear Cub!

Flippin'

Without 'Me' It's Just 'Aweso'

Lard Family

Tip Discount

I'll Be Right There

Dog Download

Computer SuperUser - a.k.a. 'Root' Hacker

Russian BiteLifter

Paper Jam or Mouse Jam?

Snow Roller

Canadian Tough

Canadian Polo

Just Checking

Pocket Book

Just Checking

The 'New' Economy
Full list of creditsFacebookTwitterDiggStumbleUponDelicious

26-Feb-2021