Redneck Dog House

Let sleeping dogs lie. - French Proverb

Every man is a king at home. - English Proverb

There's no place like home. - The Wizard of Oz

The more I see of men, the more I like dogs. - Madame de Stael

A house divided against itself cannot stand. - Abraham Lincoln

A good bone does not always come to a good dog. - French Proverb

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers

There is nothing like staying at home for real comfort. - Jane Austen

Without love, the rich and poor live in the same house. - Unknown

Better to be the head of a dog than the tail of a lion. - English Proverb

He's got that big house to maintain in San Clemency. - Archie Bunker

Safety Belt: The one you don't drink before driving home - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A hot dog at the ballpark is better than a steak at the Ritz. - Humphrey Bogart

Kindness goes a long ways lots of times when it ought to stay at home. - Kin Hubbard

I have only one superstition. I make sure I touch all bases when I hit a home run. - Babe Ruth

I am obsessed with Costco. I love the salmon and rotisserie chicken, the dog beds. - Kris Jenner

Home is a place you grow up wanting to leave, and grow old wanting to get back to. - John E Pearce

Do you know what White House correspondents call actors who pose as reporters? Anchors. - Jay Leno

Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in. - Mark Twain

The only ultimate disaster that can befall us is to feel ourselves at home on this earth. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Home life as we understand it is no more natural to us than a cage is natural to a cockatoo. - George Bernard Shaw

I want a house with a garden, but slap bang in the centre of London. Next door to a sushi bar. - Michelle Dockery

Look for opportunity. You can't wait for it to knock on the door ... You might not be home. - Jinger Heath

Without my pets, my wallet would be full, my house would be clean, but my heart would be empty. - Unknown

Maybe more youngsters would stay home at nights if they were not afraid to stay alone at nights. - Herbert Prochnow

Don't make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans, or they'll treat you like dogs. - Martha Scott

You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy

A woman should cleave into her husband. Right here in this house is where Edith's cleavage belongs. - Archie Bunker

In France we leave unmolested those who set fire to the house, and persecute those who sound the alarm. - Sebastien Chamfort

I don't want to end up in an old folks' home wearing incompetence pads. I'm still compost mentis. - Harriet Wynn

All the plants in my house are dead - I shot them last night. I was teasing them by watering them with ice cubes. - Steven Wright

No one realizes how beautiful it is to travel until he comes home and rests his head on his old, familiar pillow. - Lin Yutang

I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare

Last night my wife met me at the front door. She was wearing a sexy negligee. The only trouble was, she was coming home. - Rodney Dangerfield

Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you. - Ogden Nash

Talking is a hydrant in the yard and writing is a faucet upstairs in the house. Opening the first takes the pressure off the second. - Robert Frost

Home is a name, a word, it is a strong one; stronger than magician ever spoke, or spirit ever answers to, in the strongest conjuration. - Charles Dickens

Perhaps someday I'll crawl back home, beaten, defeated. But not as long as I can make stories out of my heartbreak, beauty out of sorrow. - Sylvia Plath

Science is built of facts the way a house is built of bricks; but an accumulation of facts is no more science than a pile of bricks is a house. - Henri Poincare

Charity is a very personal equation, like we say charity begins at home. It starts with your immediate help in the house: the people who work for you. - Malaika A. Khan