Redneck Dog House

Sleeping dogs bark the loudest. - Archie Bunker

Going to the woods is going home. - John Muir

Home is a refuge for all good men. - Unknown

A hungry dog will eat dirty puddings. - Latin Proverb

My little dog - a heartbeat at my feet. - Edith Wharton

A house divided against itself cannot stand. - Abraham Lincoln

There will be no whitewash at the White House. - Richard M Nixon

Maybe I should just go home and ride my tractor. - Chuck Grassley

We can dance on pinheads till the cows come home. - Alastair Campbell

You see much more of your children once they leave home. - Lucille Ball

While in the ER, she was examined, X-rated and sent home. - Unknown

Mother is the home we come from. She is nature, soil, ocean. - Erich Fromm

A consultant is an ordinary man away from home giving advice. - Oscar Wilde

My wife is such a bad cook, in my house we pray after the meal. - Rodney Dangerfield

In my house I'm the boss. My wife is just the decision maker. - Woody Allen

When the hares have all been caught, the hunting dogs are cooked. - Laozi

The world is a globe. The farther you sail, the closer to home you are. - Terry Pratchett

Welcome to our home. And as yous people say "shaboom" (shalom) - Archie Bunker

It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump

I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man, I keep his house. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

Where we love is home - home that our feet may leave, but not our hearts. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

When the snake is in the house, one need not discuss the matter at length. - African Saying

Observe your dog: if he's fat, then you're not getting enough exercise. - Evan Esar

Architect: One who drafts a plan of your house, and plans a draft of your money. - Ambrose Bierce

Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's house unless they have a well-stocked bar. - WC Fields

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

I love cats because I enjoy my home, and little by little they become its visible soul. - Jean Cocteau

This stammer got me a home in Beverly Hills, and I'm not about to screw with it now. - Bob Newhart

The only ultimate disaster that can befall us is to feel ourselves at home on this earth. - Malcolm Muggeridge

It's not the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog. - Mark Twain

People travel to faraway places to watch, in fascination, the kind of people they ignore at home. - Dagobert D. Runes

You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy

Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler. - WC Fields

You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax - tomorrow you'll be afraid to cough. - Pearl Williams

A woman should cleave into her husband. Right here in this house is where Edith's cleavage belongs. - Archie Bunker

I don't want to end up in an old folks' home wearing incompetence pads. I'm still compost mentis. - Harriet Wynn

The wonderful world of home appliances now makes it possible to cook indoors with charcoal and outdoors with gas. - Bill Vaughan

No one realizes how beautiful it is to travel until he comes home and rests his head on his old, familiar pillow. - Lin Yutang

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

I love working for myself from home. I get along with everyone in the office; I can show up in pajamas, and I always win Employee of the Month. - Missy Miwac