![]() Chewie, we're home. - Star Wars: The Force Awakens Let fightin' dogs lie - Archie Bunker Home is wherever I'm with you. - Edward Sharpe Ideal Guest: One who stays at home - Daffynitions joe-ks.com I look at Canada like a second home. - Prince Andrew The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown A road to a friend's house is never long. - Danish Proverb A man in the house is worth two in the street. - Mae West Without love, the rich and poor live in the same house. - Unknown He that troubleth his own house shall inherit the wind. - The Bible My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield My wife is such a bad cook, in my house we pray after the meal. - Rodney Dangerfield Give a landlord an inch and he'll build an apartment house. - American Proverb I suppose I could have stayed home and baked cookies and had teas. - Hillary Clinton Where we love is home - home that our feet may leave, but not our hearts. - Oliver Wendell Holmes If I could be half the person my dog is, I'd be twice the human I am. - Unknown Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy My friend Sam has one leg. I went to his house. I couldn't go up the stairs. - Steven Wright People who have good relationships at home are more effective in the marketplace. - Zig Ziglar I love cats because I enjoy my home, and little by little they become its visible soul. - Jean Cocteau If you want to know who is going to change this country, go home and look in the mirror. - Maude Barlow Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home. - Phyllis Diller Home life as we understand it is no more natural to us than a cage is natural to a cockatoo. - George Bernard Shaw I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. - Steven Wright In my house on the ceilings I have paintings of the rooms above, so I never have to go upstairs. - Steven Wright I'm making wine at home, but I'm making it out of raisins so it will be aged automatically. - Steven Wright You need a plan to build a house. To build a life, it is even more important to have a plan or goal. - Zig Ziglar The ache for home lives in all of us. The safe place where we can go as we are and not be questioned. - Maya Angelou You can go other places - you can live on the other side of the world, but you can't ever leave home. - Sue M Kidd Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shovelling the walk before it stops snowing. - Phyllis Diller You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy The Honourable Lady was once an egg and people on both sides of this House greatly regret its fertilisation. - Nicholas Fairbairn When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you. - Nora Ephron We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner I have a microwave fireplace in my house... The other night I laid down in front of the fire for the evening in two minutes. - Steven Wright I'm planning to adopt a dog soon. It wasn't my first choice but my Doctor told me I can't have any biologically. - Bill Murray Over the years, I learned so much from mom. She taught me about the importance of home and history and family and tradition. - Martha Stewart I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the time, the insane asylums would be filled with mothers. - Edgar W. Howe see also Dog & Redneck Sections In The Dog House Redneck B&B |
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