Redneck Dog House

Redneck’s home for old dogs, young dogs & several stupid dogs



Redneck Dog House

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Let fightin' dogs lie - Archie Bunker

A hungry dog will eat dirty puddings. - Latin Proverb

What is a home without children? Quiet. - Henny Youngman

Dogs that bark at a distance never bite. - Unknown

Nature is not a place to visit. It is home. - Gary Snyder

A man in the house is worth two in the street. - Mae West

One aged man - one man - can't fill a house. - Robert Frost

We can dance on pinheads till the cows come home. - Alastair Campbell

Dogs got personality. Personality goes a long way. - Quentin Tarantino

The ornament of a house is the friends who frequent it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

He that troubleth his own house shall inherit the wind. - The Bible

He's got that big house to maintain in San Clemency. - Archie Bunker

I just heard from Bill Bailey. He's not coming home. - Henny Youngman

Home is not where you live but where they understand you. - Christion Morgenstern

A hot dog at the ballpark is better than a steak at the Ritz. - Humphrey Bogart

A house with old furniture has no need of ghosts to be haunted. - Hope Mirrlees

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

Television has brought back murder into the home... where it belongs. - Alfred Hitchcock

When the snake is in the house, one need not discuss the matter at length. - African Saying

Tell her I ain't crawlin' home to her with my tail between her legs. - Archie Bunker

I wanted a man who wouldn't stray so I'm dating a guy on house arrest. - Kim Bove

The English should give Ireland home rule - and reserve the motion picture rights. - Will Rogers

What is the use of a house if you haven’t got a tolerable planet to put it on? - Henry David Thoreau

This stammer got me a home in Beverly Hills, and I'm not about to screw with it now. - Bob Newhart

Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home. - Bill Cosby

I certainly don't live in a kosher home although I was raised in a kosher environment. - Leonard Nimoy

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

Maybe I'd like to run around the house in my drawers, and with her here, I felt inhabited. - Archie Bunker

Look for opportunity. You can't wait for it to knock on the door ... You might not be home. - Jinger Heath

People travel to faraway places to watch, in fascination, the kind of people they ignore at home. - Dagobert D. Runes

For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

What's a good investment? Go home from work early and spend the afternoon throwing a ball around with your son. - Ben Stein

I have a microwave fireplace in my house... The other night I laid down in front of the fire for the evening in two minutes. - Steven Wright

If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt

One need not be a chamber to be haunted;
One need not be a house;
The brain has corridors surpassing
Material place. - Emily Dickinson

Returning home is the most difficult part of long-distance hiking. You have grown outside the puzzle and your piece no longer fits. - Cindy Ross

Talking is a hydrant in the yard and writing is a faucet upstairs in the house. Opening the first takes the pressure off the second. - Robert Frost

I was born by Caesarian section... but not so you'd notice. It's just that when I leave a house, I go out through the window. - Steven Wright

Science is built up with facts, as a house is with stones. But a collection of facts is not more a science than a heap of stones is a house. - Jules Poincare

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz


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18-Nov-2019