![]() Afford: Popular type of car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Khaki: A thing for starting a car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Grove giveth and Gates taketh away. - Bob Metcalfe Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown Chop your own path. Get off the car track. - A.Y. Jackson Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident. - Mark Twain The beaten path is the safest, but the traffic's terrible. - Jeff Taylor You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy. - Steven Wright Living with a conscience is like driving a car with the brakes on. - Budd Schulberg To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior". - Rita Rudner Happiness is an accident of nature, a beautiful and flawless aberration. - Pat Conroy I aimed at the public's heart and by accident I hit it in the stomach. - Upton Sinclair I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical. - Murray Walker Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills: making the last car payment. - Unknown The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker They say you only go around once, but with a muscle car you can go around two or three times. - Tim Allen At the door of life, by the gate of breath, there are worse things waiting for men than death. - A.C. Swinburne The Triumph Of Time The ideal man bears the accidents of life with dignity and grace, making the best of circumstances. - Aristotle The greatest pleasure I know is to do a good action by stealth, and to have it found out by accident. - Charles Lamb Standing in the middle of the road is very dangerous; you get knocked down by traffic from both sides. - Margaret Thatcher If I weren't skateboarding, I'd love to race cars. I like anything that's fast and active. - Ryan Sheckler I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest. - Kin Hubbard It's much easier to double your business by doubling your conversion rate than doubling your traffic. - Bryan Eisenberg When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson Poverty: 1. A state of mind sometimes induced by a neighbour's new car; 2. One thing that money can't buy. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Both in thought and in feeling, even though time be real, to realise the unimportance of time is the gate of wisdom. - Bertrand Russell I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car. - Garrison Keillor Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down. - George Carlin When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. - Unknown I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." - Steven Wright Perseverance is a great element of success; if you only knock long enough and loud enough at the gate, you are sure to wake up somebody. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow The other day I dreamed that I was at the gates of heaven. And Saint Peter said, "Go back to Earth. There are no slums up here." - Mother Teresa Join voices, all ye living souls: ye birds, That singing up to heaven-gate ascend, Bear on your wings and in your notes his praise. - John Milton Bill Gates has always been a mentor and inspiration for me even before I knew him. Just growing up, I admired how Microsoft was mission-focused. - Mark Zuckerberg When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving. - Steven Wright see also Car & Emergency Sections Gate Crashers |
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