Give up? Click here for the answer Does the Little Mermaid wear an algebra?  George Carlin Mathematics: the only subject that counts.  Unknown I go to school the youth to learn the future.  Robert Frost Mathematics knows no races or geographic boundaries.  David Hilbert Most every dental school has discount dental services.  Matthew Lesko Math, it's a puzzle to me. I love figuring out puzzles.  Maya Lin Dear Math: I'm not a therapist. Solve your own problems.  Unknown A college education shows a man how little other people know.  T.C. Hailburton Mathematics has given economics rigor, but alas, also mortis.  Robert Heilbroner "Obvious" is the most dangerous word in mathematics.  Eric T. Bell Mathematics is the science which uses easy words for hard ideas.  James Roy Newman God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board.  Mark Twain I was a great student at a great school, Wharton School of Finance.  Donald Trump I don't want to send them to jail. I want to send them to school.  Adlai Stevenson Law school is the opposite of sex. Even when it's good it's lousy.  Unknown In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.  John von Neumann Someone told me that each equation I included in the book would halve the sales.  Stephen Hawking Film is one of the three universal languages, the other two: mathematics and music.  Frank Capra If you took love out of the equation, I wouldn't know what else to write about.  Nick Cave I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers.  Woody Allen For the things of this world cannot be made known without a knowledge of mathematics.  Roger Bacon When I was in high school, I earned the pimple award and every other grossout award.  Jack Nicholson Nothing changes the gender equation more significantly than women's economic freedom.  Gloria Steinem Mathematics is the cheapest science. All one needs for mathematics is a pencil and a paper.  George Polya Ronald Reagan knew who he was. Barack Obama is still working through that equation politically.  Joe Scarborough There are 3 kinds of people in this world: those who are good at math, and those who aren't.  Unknown Anyone who has been to an English public school will always feel comparatively at home in prison.  Unknown If I feel unhappy, I do mathematics to become happy. If I am happy, I do mathematics to keep happy.  Alfred Renyi For the execution of the voyage to the Indies, I did not make use of intelligence, mathematics or maps.  Christopher Columbus It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term.  Mark Twain In school, every period ends with a bell. Every sentence ends with a period. Every crime ends with a sentence.  Steven Wright You can go your whole life and not need math or physics for a minute, but the ability to tell a joke is always handy.  Garrison Keillor The chief reason for going to school is to get the impression fixed for life that there is a book side for everything.  Robert Frost In my last year of school, I was voted Class Optimist and Class Pessimist. Looking back, I realize I was only half right.  Jack Nicholson Mathematics is indeed dangerous in that it absorbs students to such a degree that it dulls their senses to everything else.  Prinz zu HohlenloheIngelfingen Kraft It is the studying you do after your school days that really counts. Otherwise, you know only that which everyone else knows.  Henry L. Doherty Mathematics may be defined as the subject in which we never know what we are talking about, nor whether what we are saying is true.  Rene Descartes My son really has the spirit of Valentine's Day. When he was in college, he used to send his mother a heartshaped box of laundry.  Milton Berle Mathematics is not a careful march down a wellcleared highway, but a journey into a strange wilderness where the explorers often get lost.  W.S. Anglin I was thrown out of college during my freshman year, for cheating on my metaphysics final  I looked within the soul of the boy sitting next to me.  Woody Allen see also Puzzle Section 
