Give up? Click here for the answer The XFiles: The mystery of algebra  Daffynitions joeks.com Obvious: The most dangerous word in mathematics  Daffynitions joeks.com Academy: A modern school where football is taught  Daffynitions joeks.com Algebra: Undergarment worn by female math teachers  Daffynitions joeks.com Mathematics knows no races or geographic boundaries.  David Hilbert Pure mathematics, may it never be of any use to anyone.  Henry Smith I am an expert in Higher Level Math: You + God = Enough  Zig Ziglar Math, it's a puzzle to me. I love figuring out puzzles.  Maya Lin A college education shows a man how little other people know.  T.C. Hailburton In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.  Fran Lebowitz Well, another day has passed and I didn't use Algebra once.  Unknown If a man's wit be wandering, let him study the mathematics.  Francis Bacon I am a great fan of science, but I cannot do a quadratic equation.  Terry Pratchett I was a great student at a great school, Wharton School of Finance.  Donald Trump Drum soloing is like doing a marathon and solving equations at the same time.  Neil Peart I'm not buying my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did.  Yogi Berra Film is one of the three universal languages, the other two: mathematics and music.  Frank Capra If you took love out of the equation, I wouldn't know what else to write about.  Nick Cave The college graduate is presented with a sheepskin to cover his intellectual nakedness.  Robert M. Hutchins Nothing changes the gender equation more significantly than women's economic freedom.  Gloria Steinem Mathematics is the cheapest science. All one needs for mathematics is a pencil and a paper.  George Polya If a young person has any idealism at all, it's strongest about the time he finishes college.  Sargent Shriver University: 1. A college with a stadium seating more than sixty thousand; 2. A mental institution.  Daffynitions joeks.com I learned law so well, the day I graduated I used the college, won the case, and got my tuition back.  Fred Allen For the execution of the voyage to the Indies, I did not make use of intelligence, mathematics or maps.  Christopher Columbus Mathematics is distinguished from all other sciences except only ethics, in standing in no need of ethics.  Charles Peirce Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years.  George Burns In school, every period ends with a bell. Every sentence ends with a period. Every crime ends with a sentence.  Steven Wright The chief reason for going to school is to get the impression fixed for life that there is a book side for everything.  Robert Frost The most important thing we learn at school is the fact that the most important things can't be learned at school.  Haruki Murakami Aftermath: 1. The period following algebra; 2. The horrible headache you have when you've finished the algebra test.  Daffynitions joeks.com You have to be cool under pressure. You have to be a strategist like chess, and you have to use geometry like billiards.  Bill McBride Understand the key factors in the math behind viral marketing, and use those to figure out what it takes to get viral growth.  David Skok You don't have to be a genius or a visionary or even a college graduate to be successful. You just need a framework and a dream.  Michael Dell Geometry: 1. What the acorn said after it grew up; 2. A tree made up of numbers and letters; 3. Without geometry, life is pointless.  Daffynitions joeks.com A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad.  Theodore Roosevelt I love to play hide and seek with my kid, but some days my goal is to find a hiding place where he can't find me until after high school.  Unknown With the steady disintegration of the family in modern society over the last century, the role of the school in bridging the gap has become vital.  Stephen Covey Mushroom: 1. A motel for quickies; 2. The place where they store the school food; 3. A room that has no sides, no walls, no doors and no ceilings.  Daffynitions joeks.com If it's green, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it has numbers, it's math. If it doesn't work, it's technology.  Unknown see also Puzzle Section 
