LESSON ONE
[Lim Ah Lek was asked to make a sentence using
1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9 and 10. Not only did he do it 1 to 10, he did it again from 10
back to 1. This is what he came up with....]
LESSON TWO
“1 day I go 2 climb up a 3 outside a house to pee. But couple saw me, so I panic and 4
down. The man rush out and wanted to 5 with me. I run until I fall 6 and throw
up. So I go into 7 eleven and grab some 8 to throw at him. Then I took a 9 and
try to stab him. 10 God he run away. So, I put the 9 back and pay for the 8 and
left 7 eleven. Next day, I call my boss and say I am 6. He said 5, tomorrow also
no need to come back 4 work. He also ask me to climb a 3 and jump down. I don't
understand, I so nice 2 him but I don't know what he 1.”
• Ai Bang Mai Ne: “I bumped into the coffee table”
• Ai No Pei: “I got this for free”
• Chin Tu Fat: “Have you considered a face lift?”
• Dum Gai: “A stupid or dubm person”
• Dung On Mai Shu: “I stepped in shog dit”
• Fat He: “An unattractive person”
• Gun Pao Der: “An ancient Chinese invention”
• Hao Long Wei Ting: “When is the bus due?”
• Hia Dei Kum: “They have arrived”
• Hu Flung Dung: “Which one of you fertilised the field?”
• Hu Yu Hai Ding: “Are you harbouring a fugitive?”
• Jan Ne Ka Sun: “A former late night talk show host”
• Kum Hia Nao: “I'd like to talk to you ASAP”
• Lao Ze: “Not very good”
• Lao Ze Sho: “Obnoxious Fiance”
• Lei Ying Loh: “Keep out of sight”
• Lei Tsho: “Midnight television programme”
• Lin Ching: “An illegal execution”
• Ming Toy: “Plaything belonging to ancient emperor”
• Moon Lan Ding: “One small step for man”
• Ne Ahn: “A lighting fixture used in advertising signs”
• No Bai Nut Ding: “Your price is too high”
• Noh Pah King: “Tow-away zone”
• Noh Tsmo King: “Cigarettes are hazardous to health”
• Noh Wei Ding: “Keep out of the pond”
• Shai Gai: “A bashful person”
• Shu Man Go: “Your body odour is offensive”
• Sum Ting Wong: “That's not right”
• Tai Ni Bei Bi: “A premature infant”
• Tai Ni Po Ni: “A small horse”
• Ten Ding Ba: “Serving drinks to people”
• Wan Bum Lung: “A person with TB”
• Wah Shing Kah: “Cleaning the family car”
• Wai Go Nao: “Do you really have to leave?”
• Wai So Dim: “Who turned off the light?”
• Wai Tu Soon: “A man ahead of his time”
• Wai Yu Kum Nao: “I thought the meeting was next week”
• Wai Yu Mun Ching: “I thought you were on a diet?”
• Wai Yu Shao Ting: “There is no reason to raise your voice”
• Wai Yu Sing Dum Song: “You know the lyrics to the Macarena?”
• Wai Yu So Tan?: “Did you go to the beach?”
• Yu Mai Te Tan: “Your vacation in Hawaii agreed with you”
• Yu So Dim: “You aren't very bright”
• Yu Stin Ki Pu: “Your body odour is offensive”
I never lose. I win or I learn. - Nelson Mandela
Speech is the small change of silence. - George Meredith
The English never draw a line without blurring it. - Winston Churchill
Well-timed silence hath more eloquence than speech. - Martin Fraquhar Tupper
The art of communication is the language of leadership. - James Humes
The day you stop learning is the day you begin decaying. - Isaac Asimov
He who has imagination without learning, has wings and no feet. - Joseph Joubert
Example is the school of mankind, and they will learn at no other. - Edmund Burke
Thoroughly to teach another is the best way to learn for yourself. - Tyron Edwards
"Let 'em eat cake," to quote the late Mark Antonette. - Archie Bunker
Learning is what most adults will do for a living in the 21st century. - Lewis Perelman
You can learn little from victory. You can learn everything from defeat. - Christy Mathewson
Do not be embarrassed by your failures, learn from them and start again. - Richard Branson
The road to learning by precept is long, but by example short and effective. - Seneca
A bore is one who has the power of speech but not the capacity for conversation. - Benjamin Desraeli
I am convinced that the best learning takes place when the learner takes charge. - Seymour Papert
Three problems we have: lack of boundaries, insufficient language, incompletions. - Thomas Leonard
Learn to laugh at your troubles and you'll never run out of things to laugh at. - Lyn Karol
Sometimes when learning comes before experience it doesn't make sense right away. - Richard David Bach
Great literature is simply language charged with meaning to the utmost possible degree. - Ezra Pound
The more you learn about the dignity of the gorilla, the more you want to avoid people. - Dian Fossey
Many agree that the worst thing that could ever happen is if Russia and China get closer. - Donald Trump
I could never learn to like her, except on a raft at sea with no other provisions in sight. - Mark Twain
I never made a mistake in grammar but once in my life, and as soon as I done it. I seen it. - Carl Sandburg
I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China! - Jarod Kintz
The most beautiful thing in the world is, precisely, the conjunction of learning and inspiration. - Wanda Landowska
The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open. - Groucho Marx
The Romans would never have found time to conquer the world if they had been obliged to learn Latin. - Heinrich Heine
Ideas are like rabbits. You get a couple and learn how to handle them, and pretty soon you have a dozen. - John Steinbeck
My big focus is China and OPEC and all of these countries that are just absolutely destroying the United States. - Donald Trump
I love solving puzzles, I love finding my way around obstacles, and I love learning new things about technology. - Kevin Mitnick
If one could only teach the English how to talk, and the Irish how to listen, society here would be quite civilized. - Oscar Wilde
Irish poets, learn your trade, sing whatever is well made, scorn the sort now growing up all out of shape from toe to top. - William Butler Yeats
We learn wisdom from failure much more than success. We often discover what we will do, by finding out what we will not do. - Samuel Smiles
Living in China has made me appreciate my own country, with its tiny, ethnically diverse population of unassuming donut-eaters. - Jan Wong
As we grow up we think we lose our friends. But the truth is that we don't lose friends, we just learn who the real ones are. - Unknown
If you talk to a man in a language he understands, that goes to his head. If you talk to him in his language, that goes to his heart. - Nelson Mandela
I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks? - George Carlin
Each one must learn for himself the highest wisdom. It cannot be taught in words. Men who work cannot dream, and wisdom comes to us in dreams. - Smohalla
see also Confucius, Daffynitions & Language Sections
“Books Never Written”
Chinese Law School
Chinese Proverbs
Chinese Shoelusion
Chinese Sudoku
Chinese to English Translation
Chu Your Food Well
Fortune Cookies - In Bed
Fuxing Lu
No Fee Chinese Detective
 Break Glass Adventure |  Chinese Chicken Nuggets |  Desert Road Bumps |  Subway Swing |  Fish Eye Lens |
 Horse Mask |  Chocolate Filling |  Mea Culpa Road |  Pool Painters |  Cocoon Stage |
 Eye For Coffee |  Like No Udder |  Egyptian Pyramid Scheme |  Hammock Kayak |  CARnivore |
09-Apr-2020 |