LESSON ONE
[Lim Ah Lek was asked to make a sentence using
1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9 and 10. Not only did he do it 1 to 10, he did it again from 10
back to 1. This is what he came up with....]
LESSON TWO
“1 day I go 2 climb up a 3 outside a house to pee. But couple saw me, so I panic and 4
down. The man rush out and wanted to 5 with me. I run until I fall 6 and throw
up. So I go into 7 eleven and grab some 8 to throw at him. Then I took a 9 and
try to stab him. 10 God he run away. So, I put the 9 back and pay for the 8 and
left 7 eleven. Next day, I call my boss and say I am 6. He said 5, tomorrow also
no need to come back 4 work. He also ask me to climb a 3 and jump down. I don't
understand, I so nice 2 him but I don't know what he 1.”
• Ai Bang Mai Ne: “I bumped into the coffee table”
• Ai No Pei: “I got this for free”
• Chin Tu Fat: “Have you considered a face lift?”
• Dum Gai: “A stupid or dubm person”
• Dung On Mai Shu: “I stepped in shog dit”
• Fat He: “An unattractive person”
• Gun Pao Der: “An ancient Chinese invention”
• Hao Long Wei Ting: “When is the bus due?”
• Hia Dei Kum: “They have arrived”
• Hu Flung Dung: “Which one of you fertilised the field?”
• Hu Yu Hai Ding: “Are you harbouring a fugitive?”
• Jan Ne Ka Sun: “A former late night talk show host”
• Kum Hia Nao: “I'd like to talk to you ASAP”
• Lao Ze: “Not very good”
• Lao Ze Sho: “Obnoxious Fiance”
• Lei Ying Loh: “Keep out of sight”
• Lei Tsho: “Midnight television programme”
• Lin Ching: “An illegal execution”
• Ming Toy: “Plaything belonging to ancient emperor”
• Moon Lan Ding: “One small step for man”
• Ne Ahn: “A lighting fixture used in advertising signs”
• No Bai Nut Ding: “Your price is too high”
• Noh Pah King: “Tow-away zone”
• Noh Tsmo King: “Cigarettes are hazardous to health”
• Noh Wei Ding: “Keep out of the pond”
• Shai Gai: “A bashful person”
• Shu Man Go: “Your body odour is offensive”
• Sum Ting Wong: “That's not right”
• Tai Ni Bei Bi: “A premature infant”
• Tai Ni Po Ni: “A small horse”
• Ten Ding Ba: “Serving drinks to people”
• Wan Bum Lung: “A person with TB”
• Wah Shing Kah: “Cleaning the family car”
• Wai Go Nao: “Do you really have to leave?”
• Wai So Dim: “Who turned off the light?”
• Wai Tu Soon: “A man ahead of his time”
• Wai Yu Kum Nao: “I thought the meeting was next week”
• Wai Yu Mun Ching: “I thought you were on a diet?”
• Wai Yu Shao Ting: “There is no reason to raise your voice”
• Wai Yu Sing Dum Song: “You know the lyrics to the Macarena?”
• Wai Yu So Tan?: “Did you go to the beach?”
• Yu Mai Te Tan: “Your vacation in Hawaii agreed with you”
• Yu So Dim: “You aren't very bright”
• Yu Stin Ki Pu: “Your body odour is offensive”
A man may learn wisdom even from a foe. - Aristophenes
Speech was given to man to disguise his thoughts. - Charles de Talleyrand
One must be a wise reader to quote wisely and well. - Amos Bronson Alcott
To love others, we must first learn to love ourselves. - Unknown
Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing. - Robert Benchley
My joy in learning is partly that it enables me to teach. - Seneca
All poetry is a reproduction of the tones of actual speech. - Robert Frost
I look like I'm Chinese or Thai or Japanese - very different. - Mary Kom
Example is the school of mankind, and they will learn at no other. - Edmund Burke
"Let 'em eat cake," to quote the late Mark Antonette. - Archie Bunker
The Republic of China - back in the Olympic Games for the first time. - David Coleman
A man must learn to endure patiently what he cannot avoid conveniently. - Michel de Montaigne
Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see. - Mark Twain
I'm always ready to learn, although I do not always like being taught. - Winston Churchill
I liked being a teenager, but I would not go back for all the tea in China. - Rob Lowe
Learn from yesterday, live for today, look to tomorrow, rest this afternoon. - Charles M. Schulz
Learning to let go of guilt and forgive yourself is part of emotional growth. - Unknown
I imagine hell like this: Italian punctuality, German humour and English wine. - Peter Ustinov
Nostalgia is like a grammar lesson: you find the present tense, but the past perfect. - Owens L. Pomeroy
We really have everything in common with America nowadays except, of course, language. - Oscar Wilde
My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe. - Jimmy Durante
Never make fun of someone who speaks broken English. It means they know another language. - H. Jackson Brown, Jr.
I am a writer of books in retrospect. I talk in order to understand; I teach in order to learn. - Robert Frost
Learn to get in touch with the silence within yourself, and know that everything in this life has purpose. - Elizabeth Kubler-Ross
You learn how to be book smart in school, but you better not forget that you also need to be street smart. - Harvey Mackay
The trouble with quotes about death is that 99.999 percent of them are made by people who are still alive. - Joshua Bruns
Our life's a stage, a comedy: either learn to play and take it lightly, or bear its troubles patiently. - Palladas
If I'm ever to reach any understanding of myself and the things around me, I must learn to stand alone. - Henrik Ibsen
You must learn from the mistakes of others. You can't possibly live long enough to make them all yourself. - Unknown
Failure is instructive. People who really think learn quite as much from their failures as from their successes. - John Dewey
My big focus is China and OPEC and all of these countries that are just absolutely destroying the United States. - Donald Trump
Mistakes are the stepping stones to wisdom. We learn from trial and error; we become wise by understanding problems. - Leon Brown
The doctor may also learn more about the illness from the way the patient tells the story than from the story itself. - James B. Herrick
People shop and learn in a whole new way compared to just a few years ago, so marketers need to adapt or risk extinction. - Brian Halligan
Isn't it a very curious thing that St. Patrick drove the snakes out of Ireland an' the English brought in the fleas. - Frank McCourt
Charity, good behaviour, amiable speech, unselfishness - these by the chief sage have been declared the elements of popularity. - Burmese Proverb
Worrying is the most natural and spontaneous of all human functions. It is time to acknowledge this, perhaps even to learn to do it better. - Lewis Thomas
I remain convinced that obstinate addiction to ordinary language in our private thoughts is one of the main obstacles to progress in philosophy. - Bertrand Russell
Do not train boys to learning by force and harshness, but lead them by what amuses them, so that they may better discover the bent of their minds. - Plato
see also Confucius, Daffynitions & Language Sections
“Books Never Written”
Chinese Law School
Chinese Proverbs
Chinese Shoelusion
Chinese Sudoku
Chinese to English Translation
Chu Your Food Well
Fortune Cookies - In Bed
Fuxing Lu
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