LESSON ONE
[Lim Ah Lek was asked to make a sentence using
1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9 and 10. Not only did he do it 1 to 10, he did it again from 10
back to 1. This is what he came up with....]
LESSON TWO
“1 day I go 2 climb up a 3 outside a house to pee. But couple saw me, so I panic and 4
down. The man rush out and wanted to 5 with me. I run until I fall 6 and throw
up. So I go into 7 eleven and grab some 8 to throw at him. Then I took a 9 and
try to stab him. 10 God he run away. So, I put the 9 back and pay for the 8 and
left 7 eleven. Next day, I call my boss and say I am 6. He said 5, tomorrow also
no need to come back 4 work. He also ask me to climb a 3 and jump down. I don't
understand, I so nice 2 him but I don't know what he 1.”
• Ai Bang Mai Ne: “I bumped into the coffee table”
• Ai No Pei: “I got this for free”
• Chin Tu Fat: “Have you considered a face lift?”
• Dum Gai: “A stupid or dubm person”
• Dung On Mai Shu: “I stepped in shog dit”
• Fat He: “An unattractive person”
• Gun Pao Der: “An ancient Chinese invention”
• Hao Long Wei Ting: “When is the bus due?”
• Hia Dei Kum: “They have arrived”
• Hu Flung Dung: “Which one of you fertilised the field?”
• Hu Yu Hai Ding: “Are you harbouring a fugitive?”
• Jan Ne Ka Sun: “A former late night talk show host”
• Kum Hia Nao: “I'd like to talk to you ASAP”
• Lao Ze: “Not very good”
• Lao Ze Sho: “Obnoxious Fiance”
• Lei Ying Loh: “Keep out of sight”
• Lei Tsho: “Midnight television programme”
• Lin Ching: “An illegal execution”
• Ming Toy: “Plaything belonging to ancient emperor”
• Moon Lan Ding: “One small step for man”
• Ne Ahn: “A lighting fixture used in advertising signs”
• No Bai Nut Ding: “Your price is too high”
• Noh Pah King: “Tow-away zone”
• Noh Tsmo King: “Cigarettes are hazardous to health”
• Noh Wei Ding: “Keep out of the pond”
• Shai Gai: “A bashful person”
• Shu Man Go: “Your body odour is offensive”
• Sum Ting Wong: “That's not right”
• Tai Ni Bei Bi: “A premature infant”
• Tai Ni Po Ni: “A small horse”
• Ten Ding Ba: “Serving drinks to people”
• Wan Bum Lung: “A person with TB”
• Wah Shing Kah: “Cleaning the family car”
• Wai Go Nao: “Do you really have to leave?”
• Wai So Dim: “Who turned off the light?”
• Wai Tu Soon: “A man ahead of his time”
• Wai Yu Kum Nao: “I thought the meeting was next week”
• Wai Yu Mun Ching: “I thought you were on a diet?”
• Wai Yu Shao Ting: “There is no reason to raise your voice”
• Wai Yu Sing Dum Song: “You know the lyrics to the Macarena?”
• Wai Yu So Tan?: “Did you go to the beach?”
• Yu Mai Te Tan: “Your vacation in Hawaii agreed with you”
• Yu So Dim: “You aren't very bright”
• Yu Stin Ki Pu: “Your body odour is offensive”
A man may learn wisdom even from a foe. - Aristophenes
Dance is the hidden language of the soul. - Martha Graham
I am disappointment in you're grammar. - Unknown
Speech is of time; silence is of eternity. - Thomas Carlyle
Music is well said to be the speech of angels. - Thomas Carlyle
Thought, unassisted by learning, is dangerous. - Confucius
It is better to know how to learn than to know. - Dr. Seuss
China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese. - Charles de Gaulle
I go to school, but I never learn what I want to know. - Bill Watterson
He speaks English, Spanish, and he's bilingual too. - Don King
First learn the meaning of what you say, and then speak. - Epictetus
We learn from history that we do not learn from history. - Georg W F Hegel
The surest way to make a monkey out of a man is to quote him. - Robert Benchley
Learning is a treasure that will follow its owner everywhere. - Chinese Proverb
Don't try to make me consistent. I am learning all the time. - R Buckminster Fuller
Somehow we learn who we really are and then live with that decision. - Eleanor Roosevelt
England and America are two countries separated by a common language. - George Bernard Shaw
Try to learn something about everything and everything about something. - Thomas Henry Huxley
Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music. - William Stafford
The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. - Fred Astaire
The beautiful thing about learning is that no one can take it away from you. - B.B. King
The man who never makes mistakes loses a great many chances to learn something. - Unknown
No Chinese Catholics are allowed to worship ancestors in their familial temples. - Pope Clement XI
There's nothing like an English weirdo. We have the best nutters in the world. - Sharon Osbourne
The language of the law must not be foreign to the ears of those who are to obey it. - Learned hand
Nostalgia is like a grammar lesson: you find the present tense, but the past perfect. - Owens L. Pomeroy
If a child can't learn the way we teach, maybe we should teach the way they learn. - Ignacio Estrada
The funniest line in English is "Get it?" When you say that, everyone chortles. - Garrison Keillor
The first man to use abusive language instead of his fists was the founder of civilization. - Sigmund Freud
Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself. - Groucho Marx
The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the power of speech. - George Bernard Shaw
I'd rather learn from one bird how to sing than to teach ten thousand stars how not to dance. - e e cummings
Although he tortures the English language, he has not yet succeeded in forcing it to reveal its meaning. - J B Morton
The audience, upon learning that the real Buffalo Bill was present, gave several cheers between the acts. - Buffalo Bill
You learn how to be book smart in school, but you better not forget that you also need to be street smart. - Harvey Mackay
The doctor may also learn more about the illness from the way the patient tells the story than from the story itself. - James B. Herrick
He who would learn to fly on day must first learn to stand and walk and run and climb and dance; one cannot fly into flying. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche
Two may talk together under the same roof for many years, yet never really meet; and two others at first speech are old friends. - Mary Catherwood
Oil prices have fallen lately. We include this news for the benefit of gas stations, which otherwise wouldn't learn of it for six months. - Bill Tammeus
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