LESSON ONE
[Lim Ah Lek was asked to make a sentence using
1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9 and 10. Not only did he do it 1 to 10, he did it again from 10
back to 1. This is what he came up with....]
LESSON TWO
“1 day I go 2 climb up a 3 outside a house to pee. But couple saw me, so I panic and 4
down. The man rush out and wanted to 5 with me. I run until I fall 6 and throw
up. So I go into 7 eleven and grab some 8 to throw at him. Then I took a 9 and
try to stab him. 10 God he run away. So, I put the 9 back and pay for the 8 and
left 7 eleven. Next day, I call my boss and say I am 6. He said 5, tomorrow also
no need to come back 4 work. He also ask me to climb a 3 and jump down. I don't
understand, I so nice 2 him but I don't know what he 1.”
• Ai Bang Mai Ne: “I bumped into the coffee table”
• Ai No Pei: “I got this for free”
• Chin Tu Fat: “Have you considered a face lift?”
• Dum Gai: “A stupid or dubm person”
• Dung On Mai Shu: “I stepped in shog dit”
• Fat He: “An unattractive person”
• Gun Pao Der: “An ancient Chinese invention”
• Hao Long Wei Ting: “When is the bus due?”
• Hia Dei Kum: “They have arrived”
• Hu Flung Dung: “Which one of you fertilised the field?”
• Hu Yu Hai Ding: “Are you harbouring a fugitive?”
• Jan Ne Ka Sun: “A former late night talk show host”
• Kum Hia Nao: “I'd like to talk to you ASAP”
• Lao Ze: “Not very good”
• Lao Ze Sho: “Obnoxious Fiance”
• Lei Ying Loh: “Keep out of sight”
• Lei Tsho: “Midnight television programme”
• Lin Ching: “An illegal execution”
• Ming Toy: “Plaything belonging to ancient emperor”
• Moon Lan Ding: “One small step for man”
• Ne Ahn: “A lighting fixture used in advertising signs”
• No Bai Nut Ding: “Your price is too high”
• Noh Pah King: “Tow-away zone”
• Noh Tsmo King: “Cigarettes are hazardous to health”
• Noh Wei Ding: “Keep out of the pond”
• Shai Gai: “A bashful person”
• Shu Man Go: “Your body odour is offensive”
• Sum Ting Wong: “That's not right”
• Tai Ni Bei Bi: “A premature infant”
• Tai Ni Po Ni: “A small horse”
• Ten Ding Ba: “Serving drinks to people”
• Wan Bum Lung: “A person with TB”
• Wah Shing Kah: “Cleaning the family car”
• Wai Go Nao: “Do you really have to leave?”
• Wai So Dim: “Who turned off the light?”
• Wai Tu Soon: “A man ahead of his time”
• Wai Yu Kum Nao: “I thought the meeting was next week”
• Wai Yu Mun Ching: “I thought you were on a diet?”
• Wai Yu Shao Ting: “There is no reason to raise your voice”
• Wai Yu Sing Dum Song: “You know the lyrics to the Macarena?”
• Wai Yu So Tan?: “Did you go to the beach?”
• Yu Mai Te Tan: “Your vacation in Hawaii agreed with you”
• Yu So Dim: “You aren't very bright”
• Yu Stin Ki Pu: “Your body odour is offensive”
I'm a supporter of my free speech. - Howard Stern
I will not down to posterity talking bad grammar. - Benjamin Disraeli
Rotarians, be patriotic! Learn to shoot yourself. - Unknown
I have often regretted my speech, never my silence. - Xenocrates
He speaks English, Spanish, and he's bilingual too. - Don King
I must learn to be content with being happier than I deserve. - Jane Austen
Wise men learn by other men's mistakes, fools by their own. - H.G. Bohn
The Republic of China - back in the Olympic Games for the first time. - David Coleman
Try to learn something about everything and everything about something. - Thomas Henry Huxley
It is what we think we know already that often prevents us from learning. - Claude Bernard
Dreams say what they mean, but they don't say it in daytime language. - Gail Godwin
As I grow to understand life less and less, I learn to love it more and more. - Jules Renard
I personally think we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain. - Jane Wagner
Nostalgia is like a grammar lesson: you find the present tense, but the past perfect. - Owens L. Pomeroy
Learn as if you were going to live forever. Live as if you were going to die tomorrow. - Mahatma Gandhi
The most important thing in life is to learn how to give out love, and let it come in. - Morrie Schwartz
Knowledge is learning something every day. Wisdom is letting go of something every day. - Zen Proverb
The funniest line in English is "Get it?" When you say that, everyone chortles. - Garrison Keillor
Many agree that the worst thing that could ever happen is if Russia and China get closer. - Donald Trump
When my friends and I played cowboys and Indians, I was always the Chinese railroad worker. - Robin Williams
I never made a mistake in grammar but once in my life, and as soon as I done it. I seen it. - Carl Sandburg
A person's name is, to that person, the sweetest, most important sound in any language. - Dale Carnegie
The first man to use abusive language instead of his fists was the founder of civilization. - Sigmund Freud
If we do not believe in freedom of speech for those we despise, we do not believe in it at all. - Noam Chomsky
Human language appears to be a unique phenomenon, without significant analogue in the animal world. - Noam Chomsky
The Romans would never have found time to conquer the world if they had been obliged to learn Latin. - Heinrich Heine
We lawyers learn to study the faces of our witnesses, to form quick judgments, and to act upon them. - Lyman Abbott
You come to love not by finding the perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly. - Sam Keen
It's none of their business that you have to learn how to write. Let them think you were born that way. - Ernest Hemingway
Failure is instructive. People who really think learn quite as much from their failures as from their successes. - John Dewey
Play is a vital learning medium for a child. In a sense play is his work. And he discovers knowledge for himself. - Raymond Moore
The most important thing we learn at school is the fact that the most important things can't be learned at school. - Haruki Murakami
We learn wisdom from failure much more than success. We often discover what we will do, by finding out what we will not do. - Samuel Smiles
An organization's ability to learn, and translate that learning into action rapidly, is the ultimate competitive advantage. - Jack Welch
We learn something from everyone who passes through our lives.. Some lessons are painful, some are painless... but all are priceless. - Unknown
The English eat all sorts of birds - pigeons, ducks, sparrows - but if you tell them you eat puffin, you might as well come from Mars. - Bjork
Starbucks says they are going to start putting religious quotes on cups. The very first one will say, 'Jesus! This cup is expensive!' - Conan O'Brien
I'll love you, dear, I'll love you till China and Africa meet and the river jumps over the mountain and the salmon sing in the street. - W H Auden
Mathematicians are like Frenchmen: whatever you say to them they translate into their own language and forthwith it is something entirely different. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
see also Confucius, Daffynitions & Language Sections
“Books Never Written”
Chinese Law School
Chinese Proverbs
Chinese Shoelusion
Chinese Sudoku
Chinese to English Translation
Chu Your Food Well
Fortune Cookies - In Bed
Fuxing Lu
No Fee Chinese Detective
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