LESSON ONE
[Lim Ah Lek was asked to make a sentence using
1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9 and 10. Not only did he do it 1 to 10, he did it again from 10
back to 1. This is what he came up with....]
LESSON TWO
“1 day I go 2 climb up a 3 outside a house to pee. But couple saw me, so I panic and 4
down. The man rush out and wanted to 5 with me. I run until I fall 6 and throw
up. So I go into 7 eleven and grab some 8 to throw at him. Then I took a 9 and
try to stab him. 10 God he run away. So, I put the 9 back and pay for the 8 and
left 7 eleven. Next day, I call my boss and say I am 6. He said 5, tomorrow also
no need to come back 4 work. He also ask me to climb a 3 and jump down. I don't
understand, I so nice 2 him but I don't know what he 1.”
• Ai Bang Mai Ne: “I bumped into the coffee table”
• Ai No Pei: “I got this for free”
• Chin Tu Fat: “Have you considered a face lift?”
• Dum Gai: “A stupid or dubm person”
• Dung On Mai Shu: “I stepped in shog dit”
• Fat He: “An unattractive person”
• Gun Pao Der: “An ancient Chinese invention”
• Hao Long Wei Ting: “When is the bus due?”
• Hia Dei Kum: “They have arrived”
• Hu Flung Dung: “Which one of you fertilised the field?”
• Hu Yu Hai Ding: “Are you harbouring a fugitive?”
• Jan Ne Ka Sun: “A former late night talk show host”
• Kum Hia Nao: “I'd like to talk to you ASAP”
• Lao Ze: “Not very good”
• Lao Ze Sho: “Obnoxious Fiance”
• Lei Ying Loh: “Keep out of sight”
• Lei Tsho: “Midnight television programme”
• Lin Ching: “An illegal execution”
• Ming Toy: “Plaything belonging to ancient emperor”
• Moon Lan Ding: “One small step for man”
• Ne Ahn: “A lighting fixture used in advertising signs”
• No Bai Nut Ding: “Your price is too high”
• Noh Pah King: “Tow-away zone”
• Noh Tsmo King: “Cigarettes are hazardous to health”
• Noh Wei Ding: “Keep out of the pond”
• Shai Gai: “A bashful person”
• Shu Man Go: “Your body odour is offensive”
• Sum Ting Wong: “That's not right”
• Tai Ni Bei Bi: “A premature infant”
• Tai Ni Po Ni: “A small horse”
• Ten Ding Ba: “Serving drinks to people”
• Wan Bum Lung: “A person with TB”
• Wah Shing Kah: “Cleaning the family car”
• Wai Go Nao: “Do you really have to leave?”
• Wai So Dim: “Who turned off the light?”
• Wai Tu Soon: “A man ahead of his time”
• Wai Yu Kum Nao: “I thought the meeting was next week”
• Wai Yu Mun Ching: “I thought you were on a diet?”
• Wai Yu Shao Ting: “There is no reason to raise your voice”
• Wai Yu Sing Dum Song: “You know the lyrics to the Macarena?”
• Wai Yu So Tan?: “Did you go to the beach?”
• Yu Mai Te Tan: “Your vacation in Hawaii agreed with you”
• Yu So Dim: “You aren't very bright”
• Yu Stin Ki Pu: “Your body odour is offensive”
Humor is a universal language. - Joel Goodman
Listen to learn. Learn to earn! - Rob Liano
I never lose. I win or I learn. - Nelson Mandela
Fair speech may hide a foul heart. - JRR Tolkien
Speech is silver; silence is golden. - Thomas Carlyle
A riot is the language of the unheard. - Martin Luther King, Jr.
I am disappointment in you're grammar. - Unknown
The wisest mind has something yet to learn. - George Santanaya
Music is the universal language of mankind. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
A proverb is to speech what salt is to food. - Arabic Proverb
English Wrestling Champion: A lord of the ring - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Whatever is good to know is difficult to learn. - Greek Proverb
There is little you can learn from doing nothing. - Zig Ziglar
How do I learn to speak when silence is all I know? - Susie Clevenger
This is the sort of English up with which I will not put. - Winston Churchill
A sage thing is timely silence, and better than any speech. - Plutarch
We need a president who's fluent in at least one language. - Buck Henry
Learning is what most adults will do for a living in the 21st century. - Lewis Perelman
We must learn to live together as brothers or perish together as fools. - Martin Luther King, Jr.
Education is learning what you didn't even know you didn't know. - Daniel J Boorstin
We tend to steer our lives in the direction of the lessons we need to learn. - Don Campbell
Experience: that most brutal of teachers. But you learn, my God do you learn. - C S Lewis
The knack of flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss. - Douglas Adams
Never be too big to ask questions. Never know too much to learn something new. - Og Mandino
You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance. - Franklin P. Adams
"The Hunchback Of Notre Dame" had the big fat English actor, Charles Lawson. - Archie Bunker
Learning is an ornament in prosperity, a refuge in adversity, and a provision in old age. - Aristotle
Desperation is a necessary ingredient to learning anything, or creating anything. Period. - Jim Carrey
I could never learn to like her, except on a raft at sea with no other provisions in sight. - Mark Twain
Beware of the man who works hard to learn something, learns it, and finds himself no wiser than before. - Kurt Vonnegut
People have got to learn: if they don't have cookies in the cookie jar, they can't eat cookies. - Suze Orman
A lot of problems would never be problems if we could learn to talk to each other instead of about each other. - Unknown
Play is a vital learning medium for a child. In a sense play is his work. And he discovers knowledge for himself. - Raymond Moore
The learning and knowledge that we have, is, at the most, but little compared with that of which we are ignorant. - Plato
The longest word in the English language is the one following the phrase, "And now a word from our sponsor." - Hal Eaton
Only in peace do we have joy. Not by acquiring things, not by doing things, not by earning or learning, but by dedication. - Swami Satchidananda
The nine most terrifying words in the English language are,
"I'm from the government and I'm here to help." - Ronald Reagan
Life doesn't make any sense without interdependence. We need each other, and the sooner we learn that, the better for us all. - Erik Erikson
To be a champion, you have to learn to handle stress and pressure. But if you've prepared mentally and physically, you don't have to worry. - Harvey Mackay
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