Slang Terms for those who need Alabama Kleenex
Food for thought - from Albany Beef to Texas Turkey

Alabama Kleenex – Toilet paper

Albany beef – Sturgeon. The fish was so plentiful in the Hudson River during the 19th Century that it got this nickname

Arizona nightingale – A burro

Arizona paint job – No paint at all

Arkansas fire extinguisher – A chamber pot

Arkansas wedding cake – Cornbread

Boston strawberries – Baked beans

Bronx cheer – Sound made by sticking out one’s tongue and blowing to express disapproval

California banknote – A cowhide

California collar – Hangman’s noose

Cape Cod turkey – Codfish

Chicago violin – A Thompson submachine gun

Cincinnati oysters – Pickled pigs’ feet

Colorado Kool-Aid – Coors beer

Full Cleveland – A ‘70s-style leisure outfit: loud pants and shirt, white belt, whit loafers

Kansas sheep dip – Whiskey

Kentucky breakfast – Steak and bourbon (and a dog to eat the steak)

Michigan bankroll – A big wad of small-denomination bills with a large bill on the outside

Mississippi marbles – Dice (for craps)

Missouri featherbed – A straw mattress

Missouri hummingbird – A mule

Oklahoma rain – A sandstorm

Tennessee toothpick – A raccoon bone

Texas turkey – An armadillo

Tucson bed – Sleeping on the ground without cover

Vermont charity – Sympathy, but little else

West Virginia coleslaw – Chewing tobacco

Speaking the Language of a true Redneck


Hide and Seek

Hoodie Onesy

Going Around In Circles

Whiskey Jig

Redneck Mercedes

Hala Fruit

Hydro Water Power

Selfie Shoes

Tons Of Anarchy

Science World

Da Hood Shirt

What Do You See? - Part III


Aging Mermaid

Get Along Shirt

Bruce Lee Coffee

Dry Satellite

Carving The Turkey

Don't Break The Window

Nike Coffin
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