Arkansas Cure For Terminal Illness

When you’ve only got a few months to live, take this Doc’s advice


A fellow went for a checkup to his family physician. After a thorough examination, the Doctor gave the man the bad news, “I’m sorry, but you only have 6 months to live.”

Obviously the man was shocked. He replied, “Please Doc, give me some advice!”

“Well,” the Doctor said, “here is what I would do. First off, I would move to Arkansas. Then I would buy a hog farm. Finally, I would marry a 350 lb. woman.”

Looking perplexed, the man replied, “Doc, how in the world will that help?”

The Doctor answered, “Well, I don’t know how much it will help your illness, but it will be the longest 6 months of your life!”


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26-Sep-2020