When our lawn mower broke and wouldn’t run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed. But, somehow I always had something else to take care of first - the truck, the car, fishing… always something more important to me.
Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point. When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors. I watched silently for a short time and then went into the house.
I was gone only a few minutes.
When I came out again, I handed her a toothbrush. I said, “When you finish cutting the grass, you might as well sweep the sidewalk.”
The Doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a limp.
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