* At the bottom of an application where it says, “Sign here” she wrote, “Sagittarius.” * She had a shirt that said, “TGIF,” which she thought stood for “This Goes In Front.” * She sent a fax with a stamp on it. * She sold the car for gas money. * She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can because it said, “Concentrate.” * She studied for a blood test. * She thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company. * She thought a quarterback was a refund. * She thought Boyz II Men was a day care center. * She thought General Motors was in the army. * She thought if she spoke her mind, she’d be speechless. * She thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats. * She thought that she could not use her AM radio in the evening. * She told me to meet her at the corner of “WALK” and “DON’T WALK.” * She took the ruler to bed to see how long she slept. * She tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order. * She tripped over a cordless phone. * Under “Education” on her job application, she put “Hooked On Phonics.” * When she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved. * When she missed bus #44 she took bus #22 twice instead. * When she went to the airport and saw a sign that said, “Airport Left” - she turned around and went home. Q: How did the blonde die drinking milk? A: The cow fell on her. see also   Blonde  Section   Airless See-Through Tires Aussie Motorcycle Statue Selfie Bacon Sandwich Elephant Hand Unless Your Dog Can Do This Dragon Buoy Cat On A Hot Tin Roof Bird Melons Local Crabs Black Golfer Ostrich Imprint Tea Party Weapon Extra Space Bed Unattended Children ThrowYo Cell Phone Warning Umbrella Protection and Non-Protection Husband Creche Undertaker Bike

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