Menopause Jewelry

Mood swing ring for the cheap husband

Can’t find a big enough fake diamond for her?


My husband isn’t happy with my mood swings.

The other day, he bought me a mood ring so he would be able to monitor my moods.

When I’m in a good mood, it turns green.

When I’m in a bad mood, it leaves a big red mark on his forehead.

Maybe next time he’ll buy me a diamond.


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Big girls need big diamonds. - Elizabeth Taylor

I ain't in a happy frame of mood. - Archie Bunker

Diamonds are forever, my youth is not. - Jill St John

Diamonds are a girl's best friend. - Leo Robin

Some people value sentiments over diamonds. - Cassandra Clare

Make fun of menopause - laugh your flash off! - Kathy Cagney

Better a diamond with a flaw than a pebble without. - Confucius

A diamond is the only kind of ice that keeps a girl warm. - Elizabeth Taylor

Menopause: you have to laugh or you'll end up crying. - Missa Says

Menopause in progress: go around and do not make eye contact. - Unknown

The sage wears rough clothing and holds the jewel in his heart. - Lao-Tzu

Rough diamonds may sometimes be mistaken for worthless pebbles. - Thomas Browne

Rappers wear diamonds to compensate for a lack of fashion sense. - Asap Rocky

A gift diamond shines so much better than one you buy for yourself. - Mae West

A diamond with a flaw is better than a common stone that is perfect. - Chinese Proverb

Colleges are places where pebbles are polished and diamonds are dimmed. - Robert G Ingersoll

High heels were invented by a woman who had been kissed on the forehead. - Christopher Morley

It's called MENOPAUSE for a reason... MEN should PAUSE before they speak! - Unknown

I'm a dirt person. I trust the dirt. I don't trust diamonds and gold. - Eartha Kitt

Next to good judgment, diamonds and pearls are the rarest things in the world. - Jean De La Bruyere

The most courageous decision that you can make each day is to be in a good mood. - Voltaire

Diamonds are instrinsically worthless, except for the deep psychological need they fill. - Nick Oppenheimer

I don't work out. If God wanted us to bend over, he'd put diamonds on the floor. - Joan Rivers

The Seven Dwarfs of Menopause: Itchy, Bitchy, Sweaty, Sleepy, Bloated, Forgetful and Psycho. - Unknown

I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond. - Mae West

I work with gold that holds history, diamonds that see the future, and rubies that long for love. - Waris Ahluwalia

Lackadaisical: 1. Mood after someone steals your flowers; 2. Something to do with a shortage of flowers. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

All is beautiful and unceasing, all is music and reason, and all, like diamond, is carbon first, then light. - Jose Martin

Dear Diamond,
We all know who is really a girl's best friend.
Yours sincerely,
Chocolate Cake - Unknown

Gold and diamonds are nice, but clean, crisp, controlled water has long been the preeminent hallmark of the rich. - Anthony Doerr

A diamond was laying in the street covered with dirt. Many fools passed by. Someone who knew diamonds picked it up. - Kabir

Menopause: because nature decided that pregnancy, labor, delivery, breastfeeding, and stretch marks wasn't enough. - Unknown

From New Year's on the outlook brightens; good humor lost in a mood of failure returns. I resolve to stop complaining. - Leonard Bernstein

My dream is for people around the world to look up and to see Canada like a little jewel sitting at the top of the continent. - Tommy Douglas

No sign of pleasure greeted the announcement. The mood in the hall was leaden.
My mood was livelier. Fright is livelier than lead. - Gail Carson Levine

I had very good dentures once. Some magnificent gold work. It's the only form of jewelry a man can wear that women fully appreciate. - Graham Greene

A diamond doesn't start out polished and shining. It once was nothing special, but with enough pressure and time, becomes spectacular. - Solange Nicole

Every essential oil has a healing purpose. I think it's a great gift because it's something that elevates your mood and your health. - Yolanda Hadid

The diamond has been always esteemed the rarest stone, and the most precious of all: among the ancients it was called the stone of reconciliation. - Lewis Vertoman

The paradigm of treating menopause symptoms with the lowest effective dose of hormone therapy, for the shortest period necessary, is very sensible. - Hugh Taylor


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