My husband isn’t happy with my mood swings.
The other day, he bought me a mood ring so he would be able to monitor my moods.
When I’m in a good mood, it turns green.
When I’m in a bad mood, it leaves a big red mark on his forehead.
Maybe next time he’ll buy me a diamond.
No pressure, no diamonds. - Mary Case
Big girls need big diamonds. - Elizabeth Taylor
Wear your diamonds on the inside. - Megan Dodds
Better a diamond with a flaw than a pebble without. - Confucius
Diamonds are only lumps of coal that stuck to their jobs. - Malcolm Forbes
A diamond is the only kind of ice that keeps a girl warm. - Elizabeth Taylor
Menopause: you have to laugh or you'll end up crying. - Missa Says
This diamond has so many carats it's almost a turnip. - Richard Burton
I have never hated a man enough to give his diamonds back. - Zsa Zsa Gabor
Adversity is the diamond dust Heaven polishes its jewels with. - Thomas Carlyle
Rappers wear diamonds to compensate for a lack of fashion sense. - Asap Rocky
The more you get past pain, the more it goes from coal to diamond. - Jodi Picoult
A diamond with a flaw is better than a common stone that is perfect. - Chinese Proverb
My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings. - Jay London
Invest in the human soul. Who knows, it might be a diamond in the rough. - Mary McLeod Bethune
It's diamonds in your pockets one week, macaroni and cheese the next. - Jolene Blalock
A beautiful diamond asks to be viewed from many angles, shining in the light. - Clare Josa
I'm a dirt person. I trust the dirt. I don't trust diamonds and gold. - Eartha Kitt
Menopause is our chance to say, "I am woman - open a freaking window." - Unknown
The most courageous decision that you can make each day is to be in a good mood. - Voltaire
Life without endeavor is like entering a jewel mine and coming out with empty hands. - Japanese Proverb
Diamonds are instrinsically worthless, except for the deep psychological need they fill. - Nick Oppenheimer
I don't work out. If God wanted us to bend over, he'd put diamonds on the floor. - Joan Rivers
The Seven Dwarfs of Menopause: Itchy, Bitchy, Sweaty, Sleepy, Bloated, Forgetful and Psycho. - Unknown
You are, at this moment, standing, right in the middle of your own 'acres of diamonds.' - Earl Nightingale
I work with gold that holds history, diamonds that see the future, and rubies that long for love. - Waris Ahluwalia
Lackadaisical: 1. Mood after someone steals your flowers; 2. Something to do with a shortage of flowers. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
If I go on a diet and work out, I'm always in a bad mood. I'd rather be a little heavier but nice. - Salma Hayek
My basics are black, white, or neutral, and I'll wear a ton of jewelry or carry a brightly colored bag. - Rachel Zoe
The fire of the diamond of true identity is always there; it just needs the Master's crafting to reveal it. - Kenneth G Mills
Writing is easy: All you do is sit staring at a blank piece of paper until drops of blood form on your forehead. - Gene Fowler
That terrible mood of depression of whether it's any good or not is what is known as The Artist's Reward. - Ernest Hemingway
A diamond was laying in the street covered with dirt. Many fools passed by. Someone who knew diamonds picked it up. - Kabir
Menopause: because nature decided that pregnancy, labor, delivery, breastfeeding, and stretch marks wasn't enough. - Unknown
Diamond being the toughest thing on the face of earth is still the most prettiest object; pretty is not always being honeyed. - Priyansh Shah
The diamond may adorn royalty, regardless of personal worth; but jewels of thought render even poverty illustrious and sublime. - Gems for the Fireside
Menopause is thicker than water. When we talk and laugh about it, we learn and relax. It's a life transition, not a disease. - Unknown
Every essential oil has a healing purpose. I think it's a great gift because it's something that elevates your mood and your health. - Yolanda Hadid
The more the diamond is cut the brighter it sparkles; and in what seems hard dealing, there God has no end in view but to perfect His people. - Thomas Guthrie
The diamond has been always esteemed the rarest stone, and the most precious of all: among the ancients it was called the stone of reconciliation. - Lewis Vertoman
Big girls need big diamonds. - Elizabeth Taylor
Wear your diamonds on the inside. - Megan Dodds
Better a diamond with a flaw than a pebble without. - Confucius
Diamonds are only lumps of coal that stuck to their jobs. - Malcolm Forbes
A diamond is the only kind of ice that keeps a girl warm. - Elizabeth Taylor
Menopause: you have to laugh or you'll end up crying. - Missa Says
This diamond has so many carats it's almost a turnip. - Richard Burton
I have never hated a man enough to give his diamonds back. - Zsa Zsa Gabor
Adversity is the diamond dust Heaven polishes its jewels with. - Thomas Carlyle
Rappers wear diamonds to compensate for a lack of fashion sense. - Asap Rocky
The more you get past pain, the more it goes from coal to diamond. - Jodi Picoult
A diamond with a flaw is better than a common stone that is perfect. - Chinese Proverb
My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings. - Jay London
Invest in the human soul. Who knows, it might be a diamond in the rough. - Mary McLeod Bethune
It's diamonds in your pockets one week, macaroni and cheese the next. - Jolene Blalock
A beautiful diamond asks to be viewed from many angles, shining in the light. - Clare Josa
I'm a dirt person. I trust the dirt. I don't trust diamonds and gold. - Eartha Kitt
Menopause is our chance to say, "I am woman - open a freaking window." - Unknown
The most courageous decision that you can make each day is to be in a good mood. - Voltaire
Life without endeavor is like entering a jewel mine and coming out with empty hands. - Japanese Proverb
Diamonds are instrinsically worthless, except for the deep psychological need they fill. - Nick Oppenheimer
I don't work out. If God wanted us to bend over, he'd put diamonds on the floor. - Joan Rivers
The Seven Dwarfs of Menopause: Itchy, Bitchy, Sweaty, Sleepy, Bloated, Forgetful and Psycho. - Unknown
You are, at this moment, standing, right in the middle of your own 'acres of diamonds.' - Earl Nightingale
I work with gold that holds history, diamonds that see the future, and rubies that long for love. - Waris Ahluwalia
Lackadaisical: 1. Mood after someone steals your flowers; 2. Something to do with a shortage of flowers. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
If I go on a diet and work out, I'm always in a bad mood. I'd rather be a little heavier but nice. - Salma Hayek
My basics are black, white, or neutral, and I'll wear a ton of jewelry or carry a brightly colored bag. - Rachel Zoe
The fire of the diamond of true identity is always there; it just needs the Master's crafting to reveal it. - Kenneth G Mills
Writing is easy: All you do is sit staring at a blank piece of paper until drops of blood form on your forehead. - Gene Fowler
That terrible mood of depression of whether it's any good or not is what is known as The Artist's Reward. - Ernest Hemingway
A diamond was laying in the street covered with dirt. Many fools passed by. Someone who knew diamonds picked it up. - Kabir
Menopause: because nature decided that pregnancy, labor, delivery, breastfeeding, and stretch marks wasn't enough. - Unknown
Diamond being the toughest thing on the face of earth is still the most prettiest object; pretty is not always being honeyed. - Priyansh Shah
The diamond may adorn royalty, regardless of personal worth; but jewels of thought render even poverty illustrious and sublime. - Gems for the Fireside
Menopause is thicker than water. When we talk and laugh about it, we learn and relax. It's a life transition, not a disease. - Unknown
Every essential oil has a healing purpose. I think it's a great gift because it's something that elevates your mood and your health. - Yolanda Hadid
The more the diamond is cut the brighter it sparkles; and in what seems hard dealing, there God has no end in view but to perfect His people. - Thomas Guthrie
The diamond has been always esteemed the rarest stone, and the most precious of all: among the ancients it was called the stone of reconciliation. - Lewis Vertoman
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