Menopause Jewelry

Mood swing ring for the cheap husband

Can’t find a big enough fake diamond for her?


My husband isn’t happy with my mood swings.

The other day, he bought me a mood ring so he would be able to monitor my moods.

When I’m in a good mood, it turns green.

When I’m in a bad mood, it leaves a big red mark on his forehead.

Maybe next time he’ll buy me a diamond.


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Big girls need big diamonds. - Elizabeth Taylor

Wear your diamonds on the inside. - Megan Dodds

Diamonds are forever, my youth is not. - Jill St John

Some people value sentiments over diamonds. - Cassandra Clare

I ain't in no mood to play 120 questions. - Archie Bunker

Better a diamond with a flaw than a pebble without. - Confucius

Diamonds are only lumps of coal that stuck to their jobs. - Malcolm Forbes

A diamond is the only kind of ice that keeps a girl warm. - Elizabeth Taylor

I have never hated a man enough to give his diamonds back. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

Menopause in progress: go around and do not make eye contact. - Unknown

It is better to have old secondhand diamonds than none at all. - Mark Twain

Adversity is the diamond dust Heaven polishes its jewels with. - Thomas Carlyle

Every tooth in a man's head is more valuable than a diamond. - Miguel de Cervantes

Rappers wear diamonds to compensate for a lack of fashion sense. - Asap Rocky

A gift diamond shines so much better than one you buy for yourself. - Mae West

A diamond with a flaw is better than a common stone that is perfect. - Chinese Proverb

My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings. - Jay London

Proverbs are mental gems gathered in the diamond districts of the mind. - William R. Alger

Colleges are places where pebbles are polished and diamonds are dimmed. - Robert G Ingersoll

A diamond is just a piece of coal that handles stress exceptionally well. - Unknown

It's diamonds in your pockets one week, macaroni and cheese the next. - Jolene Blalock

It's called MENOPAUSE for a reason... MEN should PAUSE before they speak! - Unknown

Next to good judgment, diamonds and pearls are the rarest things in the world. - Jean De La Bruyere

Life without endeavor is like entering a jewel mine and coming out with empty hands. - Japanese Proverb

I don't work out. If God wanted us to bend over, he'd put diamonds on the floor. - Joan Rivers

The most precious jewels you'll ever have around your neck are the arms of your children. - Unknown

I work with gold that holds history, diamonds that see the future, and rubies that long for love. - Waris Ahluwalia

Dear Diamond,
We all know who is really a girl's best friend.
Yours sincerely,
Chocolate Cake - Unknown

Every diamond has the ability to shine when there is someone to recognize its good facets and inhibit its flaws. - Wes Fesler

Menopause: because nature decided that pregnancy, labor, delivery, breastfeeding, and stretch marks wasn't enough. - Unknown

From New Year's on the outlook brightens; good humor lost in a mood of failure returns. I resolve to stop complaining. - Leonard Bernstein

The real lover is the man who can thrill you by kissing your forehead or smiling into your eyes or just staring into space. - Marilyn Monroe

My dream is for people around the world to look up and to see Canada like a little jewel sitting at the top of the continent. - Tommy Douglas

Diamond being the toughest thing on the face of earth is still the most prettiest object; pretty is not always being honeyed. - Priyansh Shah

The diamond may adorn royalty, regardless of personal worth; but jewels of thought render even poverty illustrious and sublime. - Gems for the Fireside

A diamond, which is the hardest of stones, not yielding unto steel, emery or any other thing, is yet made soft by the blood of a goat. - Thomas Browne

No sign of pleasure greeted the announcement. The mood in the hall was leaden.
My mood was livelier. Fright is livelier than lead. - Gail Carson Levine

I had very good dentures once. Some magnificent gold work. It's the only form of jewelry a man can wear that women fully appreciate. - Graham Greene

Every essential oil has a healing purpose. I think it's a great gift because it's something that elevates your mood and your health. - Yolanda Hadid

The more the diamond is cut the brighter it sparkles; and in what seems hard dealing, there God has no end in view but to perfect His people. - Thomas Guthrie


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24-Jan-2021