My husband isn’t happy with my mood swings.
The other day, he bought me a mood ring so he would be able to monitor my moods.
When I’m in a good mood, it turns green.
When I’m in a bad mood, it leaves a big red mark on his forehead.
Maybe next time he’ll buy me a diamond.
Wear your diamonds on the inside. - Megan Dodds
Diamonds are the tears of the poor. - Helen McCloy
Diamonds are forever, my youth is not. - Jill St John
Some people value sentiments over diamonds. - Cassandra Clare
Menopause. A pause while you reconsider men. - Margaret Atwood
Make fun of menopause - laugh your flash off! - Kathy Cagney
Better a diamond with a flaw than a pebble without. - Confucius
Better a diamond with a flaw than a pebble without. - Confucius
Character is a diamond that scratches every other stone. - Cyrus A. Bartol
Menopause in progress: go around and do not make eye contact. - Unknown
It is better to have old second-hand diamonds than none at all. - Mark Twain
Rough diamonds may sometimes be mistaken for worthless pebbles. - Thomas Browne
Every tooth in a man's head is more valuable than a diamond. - Miguel de Cervantes
Proverbs are mental gems gathered in the diamond districts of the mind. - William R. Alger
Colleges are places where pebbles are polished and diamonds are dimmed. - Robert G Ingersoll
Invest in the human soul. Who knows, it might be a diamond in the rough. - Mary McLeod Bethune
It's diamonds in your pockets one week, macaroni and cheese the next. - Jolene Blalock
It's called MENOPAUSE for a reason... MEN should PAUSE before they speak! - Unknown
Next to good judgment, diamonds and pearls are the rarest things in the world. - Jean De La Bruyere
The Seven Dwarfs of Menopause: Itchy, Bitchy, Sweaty, Sleepy, Bloated, Forgetful and Psycho. - Unknown
The most precious jewels you'll ever have around your neck are the arms of your children. - Unknown
You are, at this moment, standing, right in the middle of your own 'acres of diamonds.' - Earl Nightingale
I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond. - Mae West
The biggest battle is never on the field, the fairway, the diamond or rink: it's in your mind. - Carey Neuhoff
My basics are black, white, or neutral, and I'll wear a ton of jewelry or carry a brightly colored bag. - Rachel Zoe
The problem with having a sense of humor is often that people you use it on aren't in a very good mood. - Lou Holtz
All is beautiful and unceasing, all is music and reason, and all, like diamond, is carbon first, then light. - Jose Martin
Writing is easy: All you do is sit staring at a blank piece of paper until drops of blood form on your forehead. - Gene Fowler
Dear Diamond,
We all know who is really a girl's best friend.
Yours sincerely,
Chocolate Cake - Unknown
Every diamond has the ability to shine when there is someone to recognize its good facets and inhibit its flaws. - Wes Fesler
Gold and diamonds are nice, but clean, crisp, controlled water has long been the preeminent hallmark of the rich. - Anthony Doerr
The soul is placed in the body like a rough diamond, and must be polished, or the luster of it will never appear. - Daniel Defoe
A diamond was laying in the street covered with dirt. Many fools passed by. Someone who knew diamonds picked it up. - Kabir
From New Year's on the outlook brightens; good humor lost in a mood of failure returns. I resolve to stop complaining. - Leonard Bernstein
The real lover is the man who can thrill you by kissing your forehead or smiling into your eyes or just staring into space. - Marilyn Monroe
Diamond being the toughest thing on the face of earth is still the most prettiest object; pretty is not always being honeyed. - Priyansh Shah
When we long for life without difficulties, remind us that oaks grow strong in contrary winds and diamonds are made under pressure. - Peter Marshall
A diamond, which is the hardest of stones, not yielding unto steel, emery or any other thing, is yet made soft by the blood of a goat. - Thomas Browne
A diamond doesn't start out polished and shining. It once was nothing special, but with enough pressure and time, becomes spectacular. - Solange Nicole
The more the diamond is cut the brighter it sparkles; and in what seems hard dealing, there God has no end in view but to perfect His people. - Thomas Guthrie
Diamonds are the tears of the poor. - Helen McCloy
Diamonds are forever, my youth is not. - Jill St John
Some people value sentiments over diamonds. - Cassandra Clare
Menopause. A pause while you reconsider men. - Margaret Atwood
Make fun of menopause - laugh your flash off! - Kathy Cagney
Better a diamond with a flaw than a pebble without. - Confucius
Better a diamond with a flaw than a pebble without. - Confucius
Character is a diamond that scratches every other stone. - Cyrus A. Bartol
Menopause in progress: go around and do not make eye contact. - Unknown
It is better to have old second-hand diamonds than none at all. - Mark Twain
Rough diamonds may sometimes be mistaken for worthless pebbles. - Thomas Browne
Every tooth in a man's head is more valuable than a diamond. - Miguel de Cervantes
Proverbs are mental gems gathered in the diamond districts of the mind. - William R. Alger
Colleges are places where pebbles are polished and diamonds are dimmed. - Robert G Ingersoll
Invest in the human soul. Who knows, it might be a diamond in the rough. - Mary McLeod Bethune
It's diamonds in your pockets one week, macaroni and cheese the next. - Jolene Blalock
It's called MENOPAUSE for a reason... MEN should PAUSE before they speak! - Unknown
Next to good judgment, diamonds and pearls are the rarest things in the world. - Jean De La Bruyere
The Seven Dwarfs of Menopause: Itchy, Bitchy, Sweaty, Sleepy, Bloated, Forgetful and Psycho. - Unknown
The most precious jewels you'll ever have around your neck are the arms of your children. - Unknown
You are, at this moment, standing, right in the middle of your own 'acres of diamonds.' - Earl Nightingale
I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond. - Mae West
The biggest battle is never on the field, the fairway, the diamond or rink: it's in your mind. - Carey Neuhoff
My basics are black, white, or neutral, and I'll wear a ton of jewelry or carry a brightly colored bag. - Rachel Zoe
The problem with having a sense of humor is often that people you use it on aren't in a very good mood. - Lou Holtz
All is beautiful and unceasing, all is music and reason, and all, like diamond, is carbon first, then light. - Jose Martin
Writing is easy: All you do is sit staring at a blank piece of paper until drops of blood form on your forehead. - Gene Fowler
Dear Diamond,
We all know who is really a girl's best friend.
Yours sincerely,
Chocolate Cake - Unknown
Every diamond has the ability to shine when there is someone to recognize its good facets and inhibit its flaws. - Wes Fesler
Gold and diamonds are nice, but clean, crisp, controlled water has long been the preeminent hallmark of the rich. - Anthony Doerr
The soul is placed in the body like a rough diamond, and must be polished, or the luster of it will never appear. - Daniel Defoe
A diamond was laying in the street covered with dirt. Many fools passed by. Someone who knew diamonds picked it up. - Kabir
From New Year's on the outlook brightens; good humor lost in a mood of failure returns. I resolve to stop complaining. - Leonard Bernstein
The real lover is the man who can thrill you by kissing your forehead or smiling into your eyes or just staring into space. - Marilyn Monroe
Diamond being the toughest thing on the face of earth is still the most prettiest object; pretty is not always being honeyed. - Priyansh Shah
When we long for life without difficulties, remind us that oaks grow strong in contrary winds and diamonds are made under pressure. - Peter Marshall
A diamond, which is the hardest of stones, not yielding unto steel, emery or any other thing, is yet made soft by the blood of a goat. - Thomas Browne
A diamond doesn't start out polished and shining. It once was nothing special, but with enough pressure and time, becomes spectacular. - Solange Nicole
The more the diamond is cut the brighter it sparkles; and in what seems hard dealing, there God has no end in view but to perfect His people. - Thomas Guthrie
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