My husband isn’t happy with my mood swings.
The other day, he bought me a mood ring so he would be able to monitor my moods.
When I’m in a good mood, it turns green.
When I’m in a bad mood, it leaves a big red mark on his forehead.
Maybe next time he’ll buy me a diamond.
Big girls need big diamonds. - Elizabeth Taylor
I ain't in a happy frame of mood. - Archie Bunker
Diamonds are forever, my youth is not. - Jill St John
Diamonds are a girl's best friend. - Leo Robin
Some people value sentiments over diamonds. - Cassandra Clare
Make fun of menopause - laugh your flash off! - Kathy Cagney
Better a diamond with a flaw than a pebble without. - Confucius
A diamond is the only kind of ice that keeps a girl warm. - Elizabeth Taylor
Menopause: you have to laugh or you'll end up crying. - Missa Says
Menopause in progress: go around and do not make eye contact. - Unknown
The sage wears rough clothing and holds the jewel in his heart. - Lao-Tzu
Rough diamonds may sometimes be mistaken for worthless pebbles. - Thomas Browne
Rappers wear diamonds to compensate for a lack of fashion sense. - Asap Rocky
A gift diamond shines so much better than one you buy for yourself. - Mae West
A diamond with a flaw is better than a common stone that is perfect. - Chinese Proverb
Colleges are places where pebbles are polished and diamonds are dimmed. - Robert G Ingersoll
High heels were invented by a woman who had been kissed on the forehead. - Christopher Morley
It's called MENOPAUSE for a reason... MEN should PAUSE before they speak! - Unknown
I'm a dirt person. I trust the dirt. I don't trust diamonds and gold. - Eartha Kitt
Next to good judgment, diamonds and pearls are the rarest things in the world. - Jean De La Bruyere
The most courageous decision that you can make each day is to be in a good mood. - Voltaire
Diamonds are instrinsically worthless, except for the deep psychological need they fill. - Nick Oppenheimer
I don't work out. If God wanted us to bend over, he'd put diamonds on the floor. - Joan Rivers
The Seven Dwarfs of Menopause: Itchy, Bitchy, Sweaty, Sleepy, Bloated, Forgetful and Psycho. - Unknown
I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond. - Mae West
I work with gold that holds history, diamonds that see the future, and rubies that long for love. - Waris Ahluwalia
Lackadaisical: 1. Mood after someone steals your flowers; 2. Something to do with a shortage of flowers. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
All is beautiful and unceasing, all is music and reason, and all, like diamond, is carbon first, then light. - Jose Martin
Dear Diamond,
We all know who is really a girl's best friend.
Yours sincerely,
Chocolate Cake - Unknown
Gold and diamonds are nice, but clean, crisp, controlled water has long been the preeminent hallmark of the rich. - Anthony Doerr
A diamond was laying in the street covered with dirt. Many fools passed by. Someone who knew diamonds picked it up. - Kabir
Menopause: because nature decided that pregnancy, labor, delivery, breastfeeding, and stretch marks wasn't enough. - Unknown
From New Year's on the outlook brightens; good humor lost in a mood of failure returns. I resolve to stop complaining. - Leonard Bernstein
My dream is for people around the world to look up and to see Canada like a little jewel sitting at the top of the continent. - Tommy Douglas
No sign of pleasure greeted the announcement. The mood in the hall was leaden.
My mood was livelier. Fright is livelier than lead. - Gail Carson Levine
I had very good dentures once. Some magnificent gold work. It's the only form of jewelry a man can wear that women fully appreciate. - Graham Greene
A diamond doesn't start out polished and shining. It once was nothing special, but with enough pressure and time, becomes spectacular. - Solange Nicole
Every essential oil has a healing purpose. I think it's a great gift because it's something that elevates your mood and your health. - Yolanda Hadid
The diamond has been always esteemed the rarest stone, and the most precious of all: among the ancients it was called the stone of reconciliation. - Lewis Vertoman
The paradigm of treating menopause symptoms with the lowest effective dose of hormone therapy, for the shortest period necessary, is very sensible. - Hugh Taylor
I ain't in a happy frame of mood. - Archie Bunker
Diamonds are forever, my youth is not. - Jill St John
Diamonds are a girl's best friend. - Leo Robin
Some people value sentiments over diamonds. - Cassandra Clare
Make fun of menopause - laugh your flash off! - Kathy Cagney
Better a diamond with a flaw than a pebble without. - Confucius
A diamond is the only kind of ice that keeps a girl warm. - Elizabeth Taylor
Menopause: you have to laugh or you'll end up crying. - Missa Says
Menopause in progress: go around and do not make eye contact. - Unknown
The sage wears rough clothing and holds the jewel in his heart. - Lao-Tzu
Rough diamonds may sometimes be mistaken for worthless pebbles. - Thomas Browne
Rappers wear diamonds to compensate for a lack of fashion sense. - Asap Rocky
A gift diamond shines so much better than one you buy for yourself. - Mae West
A diamond with a flaw is better than a common stone that is perfect. - Chinese Proverb
Colleges are places where pebbles are polished and diamonds are dimmed. - Robert G Ingersoll
High heels were invented by a woman who had been kissed on the forehead. - Christopher Morley
It's called MENOPAUSE for a reason... MEN should PAUSE before they speak! - Unknown
I'm a dirt person. I trust the dirt. I don't trust diamonds and gold. - Eartha Kitt
Next to good judgment, diamonds and pearls are the rarest things in the world. - Jean De La Bruyere
The most courageous decision that you can make each day is to be in a good mood. - Voltaire
Diamonds are instrinsically worthless, except for the deep psychological need they fill. - Nick Oppenheimer
I don't work out. If God wanted us to bend over, he'd put diamonds on the floor. - Joan Rivers
The Seven Dwarfs of Menopause: Itchy, Bitchy, Sweaty, Sleepy, Bloated, Forgetful and Psycho. - Unknown
I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond. - Mae West
I work with gold that holds history, diamonds that see the future, and rubies that long for love. - Waris Ahluwalia
Lackadaisical: 1. Mood after someone steals your flowers; 2. Something to do with a shortage of flowers. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
All is beautiful and unceasing, all is music and reason, and all, like diamond, is carbon first, then light. - Jose Martin
Dear Diamond,
We all know who is really a girl's best friend.
Yours sincerely,
Chocolate Cake - Unknown
Gold and diamonds are nice, but clean, crisp, controlled water has long been the preeminent hallmark of the rich. - Anthony Doerr
A diamond was laying in the street covered with dirt. Many fools passed by. Someone who knew diamonds picked it up. - Kabir
Menopause: because nature decided that pregnancy, labor, delivery, breastfeeding, and stretch marks wasn't enough. - Unknown
From New Year's on the outlook brightens; good humor lost in a mood of failure returns. I resolve to stop complaining. - Leonard Bernstein
My dream is for people around the world to look up and to see Canada like a little jewel sitting at the top of the continent. - Tommy Douglas
No sign of pleasure greeted the announcement. The mood in the hall was leaden.
My mood was livelier. Fright is livelier than lead. - Gail Carson Levine
I had very good dentures once. Some magnificent gold work. It's the only form of jewelry a man can wear that women fully appreciate. - Graham Greene
A diamond doesn't start out polished and shining. It once was nothing special, but with enough pressure and time, becomes spectacular. - Solange Nicole
Every essential oil has a healing purpose. I think it's a great gift because it's something that elevates your mood and your health. - Yolanda Hadid
The diamond has been always esteemed the rarest stone, and the most precious of all: among the ancients it was called the stone of reconciliation. - Lewis Vertoman
The paradigm of treating menopause symptoms with the lowest effective dose of hormone therapy, for the shortest period necessary, is very sensible. - Hugh Taylor
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