My husband isn’t happy with my mood swings.
The other day, he bought me a mood ring so he would be able to monitor my moods.
When I’m in a good mood, it turns green.
When I’m in a bad mood, it leaves a big red mark on his forehead.
Maybe next time he’ll buy me a diamond.
No pressure, no diamonds. - Mary Case
I ain't in no mood to play 120 questions. - Archie Bunker
Through darkness diamonds spread their richest light. - John Webster
Character is a diamond that scratches every other stone. - Cyrus A. Bartol
Diamonds are only lumps of coal that stuck to their jobs. - Malcolm Forbes
Menopause: you have to laugh or you'll end up crying. - Missa Says
This diamond has so many carats it's almost a turnip. - Richard Burton
I have never hated a man enough to give his diamonds back. - Zsa Zsa Gabor
Menopause in progress: go around and do not make eye contact. - Unknown
I'd rather have roses on my table than diamonds on my neck. - Emma Goldman
The sage wears rough clothing and holds the jewel in his heart. - Lao-Tzu
Rough diamonds may sometimes be mistaken for worthless pebbles. - Thomas Browne
A gift diamond shines so much better than one you buy for yourself. - Mae West
My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings. - Jay London
Colleges are places where pebbles are polished and diamonds are dimmed. - Robert G Ingersoll
Contentment, like a flawless diamond, is a valuable and scarce commodity. - Dennis Rainey
It's called MENOPAUSE for a reason... MEN should PAUSE before they speak! - Unknown
A beautiful diamond asks to be viewed from many angles, shining in the light. - Clare Josa
Menopause is our chance to say, "I am woman - open a freaking window." - Unknown
A diamond, though set in horns, is still a diamond, and sparkles in purest gold. - Philip Massinger
Life without endeavor is like entering a jewel mine and coming out with empty hands. - Japanese Proverb
Whether we fall by ambition, blood, or lust, like diamonds we are cut with our own dust. - John Webster
I don't work out. If God wanted us to bend over, he'd put diamonds on the floor. - Joan Rivers
The most precious jewels you'll ever have around your neck are the arms of your children. - Unknown
You are, at this moment, standing, right in the middle of your own 'acres of diamonds.' - Earl Nightingale
I work with gold that holds history, diamonds that see the future, and rubies that long for love. - Waris Ahluwalia
The biggest battle is never on the field, the fairway, the diamond or rink: it's in your mind. - Carey Neuhoff
Lackadaisical: 1. Mood after someone steals your flowers; 2. Something to do with a shortage of flowers. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
If I go on a diet and work out, I'm always in a bad mood. I'd rather be a little heavier but nice. - Salma Hayek
My basics are black, white, or neutral, and I'll wear a ton of jewelry or carry a brightly colored bag. - Rachel Zoe
We all know who is really a girl's best friend.
Chocolate Cake - Unknown
That terrible mood of depression of whether it's any good or not is what is known as The Artist's Reward. - Ernest Hemingway
The soul is placed in the body like a rough diamond, and must be polished, or the luster of it will never appear. - Daniel Defoe
A diamond was laying in the street covered with dirt. Many fools passed by. Someone who knew diamonds picked it up. - Kabir
From New Year's on the outlook brightens; good humor lost in a mood of failure returns. I resolve to stop complaining. - Leonard Bernstein
The real lover is the man who can thrill you by kissing your forehead or smiling into your eyes or just staring into space. - Marilyn Monroe
When we long for life without difficulties, remind us that oaks grow strong in contrary winds and diamonds are made under pressure. - Peter Marshall
A diamond, which is the hardest of stones, not yielding unto steel, emery or any other thing, is yet made soft by the blood of a goat. - Thomas Browne
A diamond doesn't start out polished and shining. It once was nothing special, but with enough pressure and time, becomes spectacular. - Solange Nicole
The more the diamond is cut the brighter it sparkles; and in what seems hard dealing, there God has no end in view but to perfect His people. - Thomas Guthrie
Relationiship & Shopping Sections
7 Dwarfs of Menopause
Go Nowhere Bike
Master Reference Binder
Do You See A Bird or a Girl?
Wife's Small Mistake
Redneck House Move
New World Record Holder
World's Hardest Golf Shot
Donut Hole History
Jews: The Revenge
Breakfast In Bed