My husband isn’t happy with my mood swings.
The other day, he bought me a mood ring so he would be able to monitor my moods.
When I’m in a good mood, it turns green.
When I’m in a bad mood, it leaves a big red mark on his forehead.
Maybe next time he’ll buy me a diamond.
It ain't exactly the Pope diamond. - Archie Bunker
Some people value sentiments over diamonds. - Cassandra Clare
Menopause. A pause while you reconsider men. - Margaret Atwood
I ain't in no mood to play 120 questions. - Archie Bunker
Make fun of menopause - laugh your flash off! - Kathy Cagney
Better a diamond with a flaw than a pebble without. - Confucius
Through darkness diamonds spread their richest light. - John Webster
Character is a diamond that scratches every other stone. - Cyrus A. Bartol
A diamond is the only kind of ice that keeps a girl warm. - Elizabeth Taylor
Menopause in progress: go around and do not make eye contact. - Unknown
It is better to have old secondhand diamonds than none at all. - Mark Twain
Adversity is the diamond dust Heaven polishes its jewels with. - Thomas Carlyle
I'd rather have roses on my table than diamonds on my neck. - Emma Goldman
The sage wears rough clothing and holds the jewel in his heart. - Lao-Tzu
I do not want horses or diamonds - I am happy in possessing you. - Clara Schumann
My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings. - Jay London
Colleges are places where pebbles are polished and diamonds are dimmed. - Robert G Ingersoll
Contentment, like a flawless diamond, is a valuable and scarce commodity. - Dennis Rainey
It's diamonds in your pockets one week, macaroni and cheese the next. - Jolene Blalock
It's called MENOPAUSE for a reason... MEN should PAUSE before they speak! - Unknown
I'm a dirt person. I trust the dirt. I don't trust diamonds and gold. - Eartha Kitt
Life without endeavor is like entering a jewel mine and coming out with empty hands. - Japanese Proverb
Diamonds are instrinsically worthless, except for the deep psychological need they fill. - Nick Oppenheimer
Whether we fall by ambition, blood, or lust, like diamonds we are cut with our own dust. - John Webster
I work with gold that holds history, diamonds that see the future, and rubies that long for love. - Waris Ahluwalia
The biggest battle is never on the field, the fairway, the diamond or rink: it's in your mind. - Carey Neuhoff
If I go on a diet and work out, I'm always in a bad mood. I'd rather be a little heavier but nice. - Salma Hayek
My basics are black, white, or neutral, and I'll wear a ton of jewelry or carry a brightly colored bag. - Rachel Zoe
The fire of the diamond of true identity is always there; it just needs the Master's crafting to reveal it. - Kenneth G Mills
Gold and diamonds are nice, but clean, crisp, controlled water has long been the preeminent hallmark of the rich. - Anthony Doerr
From New Year's on the outlook brightens; good humor lost in a mood of failure returns. I resolve to stop complaining. - Leonard Bernstein
The real lover is the man who can thrill you by kissing your forehead or smiling into your eyes or just staring into space. - Marilyn Monroe
My dream is for people around the world to look up and to see Canada like a little jewel sitting at the top of the continent. - Tommy Douglas
The diamond may adorn royalty, regardless of personal worth; but jewels of thought render even poverty illustrious and sublime. - Gems for the Fireside
Menopause is thicker than water. When we talk and laugh about it, we learn and relax. It's a life transition, not a disease. - Unknown
The diamond which shines in the Saviour's crown shall burn in unquenched beauty at last on the forehead of every human soul. - Theodore Parker
When we long for life without difficulties, remind us that oaks grow strong in contrary winds and diamonds are made under pressure. - Peter Marshall
No sign of pleasure greeted the announcement. The mood in the hall was leaden.
My mood was livelier. Fright is livelier than lead. - Gail Carson Levine
A diamond doesn't start out polished and shining. It once was nothing special, but with enough pressure and time, becomes spectacular. - Solange Nicole
The diamond has been always esteemed the rarest stone, and the most precious of all: among the ancients it was called the stone of reconciliation. - Lewis Vertoman
Some people value sentiments over diamonds. - Cassandra Clare
Menopause. A pause while you reconsider men. - Margaret Atwood
I ain't in no mood to play 120 questions. - Archie Bunker
Make fun of menopause - laugh your flash off! - Kathy Cagney
Better a diamond with a flaw than a pebble without. - Confucius
Through darkness diamonds spread their richest light. - John Webster
Character is a diamond that scratches every other stone. - Cyrus A. Bartol
A diamond is the only kind of ice that keeps a girl warm. - Elizabeth Taylor
Menopause in progress: go around and do not make eye contact. - Unknown
It is better to have old secondhand diamonds than none at all. - Mark Twain
Adversity is the diamond dust Heaven polishes its jewels with. - Thomas Carlyle
I'd rather have roses on my table than diamonds on my neck. - Emma Goldman
The sage wears rough clothing and holds the jewel in his heart. - Lao-Tzu
I do not want horses or diamonds - I am happy in possessing you. - Clara Schumann
My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings. - Jay London
Colleges are places where pebbles are polished and diamonds are dimmed. - Robert G Ingersoll
Contentment, like a flawless diamond, is a valuable and scarce commodity. - Dennis Rainey
It's diamonds in your pockets one week, macaroni and cheese the next. - Jolene Blalock
It's called MENOPAUSE for a reason... MEN should PAUSE before they speak! - Unknown
I'm a dirt person. I trust the dirt. I don't trust diamonds and gold. - Eartha Kitt
Life without endeavor is like entering a jewel mine and coming out with empty hands. - Japanese Proverb
Diamonds are instrinsically worthless, except for the deep psychological need they fill. - Nick Oppenheimer
Whether we fall by ambition, blood, or lust, like diamonds we are cut with our own dust. - John Webster
I work with gold that holds history, diamonds that see the future, and rubies that long for love. - Waris Ahluwalia
The biggest battle is never on the field, the fairway, the diamond or rink: it's in your mind. - Carey Neuhoff
If I go on a diet and work out, I'm always in a bad mood. I'd rather be a little heavier but nice. - Salma Hayek
My basics are black, white, or neutral, and I'll wear a ton of jewelry or carry a brightly colored bag. - Rachel Zoe
The fire of the diamond of true identity is always there; it just needs the Master's crafting to reveal it. - Kenneth G Mills
Gold and diamonds are nice, but clean, crisp, controlled water has long been the preeminent hallmark of the rich. - Anthony Doerr
From New Year's on the outlook brightens; good humor lost in a mood of failure returns. I resolve to stop complaining. - Leonard Bernstein
The real lover is the man who can thrill you by kissing your forehead or smiling into your eyes or just staring into space. - Marilyn Monroe
My dream is for people around the world to look up and to see Canada like a little jewel sitting at the top of the continent. - Tommy Douglas
The diamond may adorn royalty, regardless of personal worth; but jewels of thought render even poverty illustrious and sublime. - Gems for the Fireside
Menopause is thicker than water. When we talk and laugh about it, we learn and relax. It's a life transition, not a disease. - Unknown
The diamond which shines in the Saviour's crown shall burn in unquenched beauty at last on the forehead of every human soul. - Theodore Parker
When we long for life without difficulties, remind us that oaks grow strong in contrary winds and diamonds are made under pressure. - Peter Marshall
No sign of pleasure greeted the announcement. The mood in the hall was leaden.
My mood was livelier. Fright is livelier than lead. - Gail Carson Levine
A diamond doesn't start out polished and shining. It once was nothing special, but with enough pressure and time, becomes spectacular. - Solange Nicole
The diamond has been always esteemed the rarest stone, and the most precious of all: among the ancients it was called the stone of reconciliation. - Lewis Vertoman
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