An elderly couple was attending a Church service, when about halfway through she leans over and says, “I just had a silent fart. What do you think I should do?”
He replies, “Put a new battery in your hearing aid.”
see also
Aging, Bad Gas & Religious Sections
Silent Monks Singing Hallelujah
 Curly Heels |  Bottle Sneakret |  Removed Posts |  Second Hand Work |  Ostrich Fill Up |
 Calory Bomb |  Interuption Charge |  Reach For Your Dreams |  Perception |  Jeopardy Measuring Cup |
 All We Have To Do Is Stand Up |  Vacuum Extender |  BrownEes |  Chinese Puzzle Car |  Always Give 100% At Work |
 Ancient Politician |  My Toaster Is Broken |  Shining Stars |  Tunnel Face |  The Bugs Are Bad This Year |
29-Jun-2022 |