A Dog’s Worst Nightmare

Waking up to a cat-astrophe...



A Dog's Worst Nightmare in the Operating Room with Feline Medical Staff

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The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher

Meow means "woof" in cat. - George Carlin

A dog has the soul of a philosopher. - Plato

The best doctor gives the least medicines. - Benjamin Franklin

He who lies down with dogs, rises with fleas. - English Proverb

Throw physic to the dogs; I'll none of it. - William Shakespeare

Panic plays no part in the training of a nurse. - Elizabeth Kenny

The worst form of injustice is pretended justice. - Plato

Dogs got personality. Personality goes a long way. - Quentin Tarantino

Darkness gives free rein to the mind's worst imaginings. - Jocelyn Murray

A hot dog at the ballpark is better than a steak at the Ritz. - Humphrey Bogart

If the cat sits long enough at the hole, it will catch the mouse. - Irish proverb

The patient is not likely to recover who makes the doctor his heir. - Thomas Fuller

I've heard some duff Irish accents. The worst must be Mickey Rourke. - James Nesbitt

If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way. - Mark Twain

The worst thing about some men is that when they are not drunk they are sober. - William Butler Yeats

If you are too smart to pay the doctor, you had better be too smart to get ill. - African Proverb

The more I see of the representatives of the people, the more I admire my dogs. - Alphonse de Lamartine

The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman. - Jonathan Swift

If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man, but deteriorate the cat. - Mark Twain

Sleep is like my cat. I can call him by his name, but he still won't come to me. - Shane Koyczan

No, Doctor, I don't want to grow young again. I just want to keep on growing old. - Madame de Rothschild

I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places. - Henny Youngman

I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course. - Groucho Marx

Without my Vulcan cat suit, Frankenstein wig and pointed ears, I don't get recognized. - Jolene Blalock

One of the worst things that can happen in life is to win a bet on a horse at an early age. - Danny McGoorty

Let Wall Street have a nightmare and the whole country has to help get them back in bed again. - Will Rogers

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

Medicine, the only profession that labours incessantly to destroy the reason for its own existence. - James Bryce

What a pity Hell's gates are not kept by O'Flynn
The surly old dog would let nobody in. - Patrick Ireland

The only equipment lack in the modern hospital? Somebody to meet you at the entrance with a handshake! - Martin H. Fischer

For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

Kindness and a generous spirit go a long way. And a sense of humor. It's like medicine - very healing. - Max Irons

The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if you don't let it get the best of you. - Will Rogers

A doctor must work eighteen hours a day and seven days a week. If you cannot console yourself to this, get out of the profession. - Martin H. Fischer

Feeling sorry for yourself, and your present condition, is not only a waste of energy but the worst habit you could possibly have. - Dale Carnegie

I went to the doctor because I'd swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills. My doctor told me to have a few drinks and get some rest. - Rodney Dangerfield

The worst thing about work in the house or home is that whatever you do it is destroyed, laid waste or eaten within twenty-four hours. - Lady Hasluck

If you have a success you have it for the wrong reasons. If you become popular it is always because of the worst aspects of your work. - Ernest Hemingway

There is so much good in the worst of us, and so much bad in the best of us, that it hardly behooves any of us to talk about the rest of us. - Edward Wallis Hoch


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06-Dec-2019