Lofty Treehouses

An old man in a house is a good sign. - Benjamin Franklin

Trees often transplanted seldom prosper. - Flemish Proverb

Oscar night at my house is called Passover. - Bob Hope

Trees cause more pollution than automobiles do. - Ronald Reagan

He'd go through the house like Typhoon Mary. - Archie Bunker

We can dance on pinheads till the cows come home. - Alastair Campbell

The words you speak become the house you live in. - Hafiz

Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is. - Jimmy Durante

Pencil: A tiny tree used to draw a line in the sand - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Home is any four walls that enclose the right person. - Helen Rowland

He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

My wife is such a bad cook, in my house we pray after the meal. - Rodney Dangerfield

Character is the root of the tree; conduct, the fruit it bears. - E.M. Bounds

I still close my eyes and go home... I can always draw from that. - Dolly Parton

I ordered a bed from IKEA and they sent me a tree trunk and a saw. - Eileen Curtright

Who wants to give up on society and go live in a treehouse with me? - Unknown

At worst, a house unkept cannot be so distressing as a life unlived. - Rose Macaulay

Kindness goes a long ways lots of times when it ought to stay at home. - Kin Hubbard

Welcome to our home. And as yous people say "shaboom" (shalom) - Archie Bunker

That's the best part of going away for a vacation - coming home again. - Madeleine L'Engle

The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is now. - Chinese Proverb

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

Southerners are so devoted to genealogy that we see a family tree under every bush. - Florence King

A man travels the world over in search of what he needs and returns home to find it. - George Moore

A person is happiest whether they be rich or poor, when there is peace in their home. - Unknown

The true meaning of life is to plant trees, under whose shade you do not expect to sit. - Nelson Henderson

If you want to know who is going to change this country, go home and look in the mirror. - Maude Barlow

Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home. - Phyllis Diller

Shady Character: A fellow who snoozes in a hammock under a tree while his wife mows the lawn - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Be grateful for the home you have, knowing that at this moment, all you have is all you need. - Sarah B Breathnach

I still have my Christmas Tree. I looked at it today. Sure enough, I couldn't see any forests. - Steven Wright

I'm making wine at home, but I'm making it out of raisins so it will be aged automatically. - Steven Wright

No guest is so welcome in a friend's house that he will not become a nuisance after three days. - Plautus

The Honourable Lady was once an egg and people on both sides of this House greatly regret its fertilisation. - Nicholas Fairbairn

I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare

The primary purpose of a home is to reflect and to distribute the love of Christ. Anything that usurps that is idolatrous. - Ravi Zacharias

I am like a pelican of the wilderness: I am like an owl of the desert. I watch, and am as a sparrow alone upon the house-top. - Bible

My friend Sally is a nudist. I went to her house. The closets have no doors. The walls are covered with see-through wallpaper. - Steven Wright

Camping is not a date; it's an endurance test. If you can survive camping with someone, you should marry them on the way home. - Yvonne Prinz

I felt my lungs inflate with the onrush of scenery - air, mountains, trees, people. I thought, 'This is what it is to be happy.' - Sylvia Plath