Lofty Treehouses

Going to the woods is going home. - John Muir

An old man in a house is a good sign. - Benjamin Franklin

What is a home without children? Quiet. - Henny Youngman

Trees often transplanted seldom prosper. - Flemish Proverb

A road to a friend's house is never long. - Danish Proverb

There will be no whitewash at the White House. - Richard M Nixon

Choose your neighbor before you buy your house. - African Proverb

Home is an invention on which no one has yet improved. - Ann Douglas

Without love, the rich and poor live in the same house. - Unknown

I can't clean house and save the world at the same time. - Unknown

Mother is the home we come from. She is nature, soil, ocean. - Erich Fromm

I suppose I could have stayed home and baked cookies and had teas. - Hillary Clinton

At worst, a house unkept cannot be so distressing as a life unlived. - Rose Macaulay

I will clean house when Sears comes out with a riding vacuum cleaner. - Roseanne Barr

Zealotry: 1. The enemy of idealism; 2. What a tree salesman likes to do. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Death is just a low chemical trick played on everybody except sequoia trees. - J.J. Furnas

I bought a house on a one-way dead-end road. I don't know how I got there. - Steven Wright

I don't have to look up my family tree, because I know that I'm the sap. - Fred Allen

My friend Sam has one leg. I went to his house. I couldn't go up the stairs. - Steven Wright

Each has his own tree of ancestors, but at the top of all sits Probably Arboreal. - Robert Louis Stevenson

I wouldn't run for President. I wouldn't want to move to a smaller house. - Bono

The summer movies are coming out! My advice: just stay home and burn a good book. - Stephen Colbert

The true meaning of life is to plant trees, under whose shade you do not expect to sit. - Nelson Henderson

Mother is the heartbeat in the home; and without her, there seems to be no heart throb. - Leroy Brownlow

If I had six hours to chop down a tree, I'd spend the first four hours sharpening the axe. - Abraham Lincoln

It's not my fault I was dragged out of my house by a mob and forced to predict the weather. - Punxsutawney Phil

I still have my Christmas Tree. I looked at it today. Sure enough, I couldn't see any forests. - Steven Wright

Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house. - Rod Stewart

No one realizes how beautiful it is to travel until he comes home and rests his head on his old, familiar pillow. - Lin Yutang

When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you. - Nora Ephron

You reached into my soul and rearranged the position of my bones,
You rebuilt my rib cage so your heart could be home. - Unknown

Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you. - Ogden Nash

Having children is like living in a frat house - nobody sleeps, everything's broken and there's a lot of throwing up. - Ray Romano

My friend Sally is a nudist. I went to her house. The closets have no doors. The walls are covered with see-through wallpaper. - Steven Wright

Some keep the Sabbath going to Church
I keep it, staying at Home
With a Bobolink for a Chorister
And an Orchard for a Dome - Emily Dickinson

An expert is somebody who is more than fifty miles from home, has no responsibility for implementing the advice he gives, and shows slides. - Edwin Meese

I am a gypsy. I haven't had a home for a long time. Call me a homeless person - I just throw everything in a bag and I'm good to go. - Taylor Kinney

Perhaps someday I'll crawl back home, beaten, defeated. But not as long as I can make stories out of my heartbreak, beauty out of sorrow. - Sylvia Plath

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell