Redneck Mansion

Bubba’s new multi-level condo, with teeter-totter views for inlaws



Redneck Mansion

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Money is the best cosmetic. - International Proverb

Ability is a poor man's wealth. - John Wooden

A rich man has no need of character. - Hebrew Proverb

An old man in a house is a good sign. - Benjamin Franklin

You can never be too rich or too thin. - Wallis W Simpson

A fool and his money are soon partying. - Steven Wright

A TV licence is a licence to print money. - Roy Thomson

Oscar night at my house is called Passover. - Bob Hope

To be thought rich is as good as to be rich. - William M Thackeray

I find all this money a considerable burden. - J Paul Getty

The only foolproof path to wealth is inheritance. - Tom and David Gardner

Insurance is for people who don't have money. - Neil Zukerman

Education costs money. But then so does ignorance. - Claus Moser

It is easier to demolish a house than to build one. - Irish proverb

I have a great relationship with the Mexican people. - Donald Trump

Don't marry for money, you can borrow it cheaper. - Scottish Saying

The ornament of a house is the friends who frequent it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Relationships are like a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

I don't like money, actually, but it quiets my nerves. - Joe Louis

Many an optimist has become rich by buying out a pessimist. - Robert G. Allen

When a habit begins to cost money, it's called a hobby. - Jewish Proverb

Riches don't make a man rich, they only make him busier. - Christopher Columbus

In my house I'm the boss. My wife is just the decision maker. - Woody Allen

I was a great student at a great school, Wharton School of Finance. - Donald Trump

Every bathroom in my house will ultimately have a Toto bidet in it. - Ken Marino

Who marries for love without money has merry nights and sorry days. - Scottish Proverb

A liberal is a man who is willing to spend somebody else's money. - Carter Glass

The way to make money is to buy when blood is running in the streets. - John D Rockefeller

The most popular labor-saving device today is still a husband with money. - Joey Adams

Cash Flow: The movement your money makes as it disappears down the toilet - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Borrowed thoughts, like borrowed money, only show the poverty of the borrower. - Lady Marguerite Blessington

Will you marry me? Do you have any money?
Answer the second question first. - Groucho Marx

A rich rogue is like a fat hog, who never does good 'til as dead as a log. - Benjamin Franklin

Time is money, especially when you're talking to a lawyer or an accountant. - Joe-kster

I went to a haunted house, looked under the kitchen table, and found spirit gum. - Steven Wright

I wouldn't run for President. I wouldn't want to move to a smaller house. - Bono

The quickest way to double your money is to fold it and put it back in your pocket. - Will Rogers

Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need more. (Friend or Money!) - Unknown

It's better to do nothing with your money than something you don't understand. - Suze Orman

They say love is more important than money. Have you tried paying your bills with a hug? - Dave Chapelle

Permit me to issue and control the money of a nation, and I care not who makes its laws. - Mayer A. Rothschild

If you want to see me, come over anytime. If you want to see my house, make an appointment. - Unknown

Wealth is not a pizza, where if I have too many slices you have to eat the Domino's box. - P.J. O'Rourke

Never work just for money or power. They won't save your soul or help you sleep at night. - Marian Wright Edelman

So finally, the great Jefferson, who always reclined to cross my freshhold is into the house. - Archie Bunker

Without my pets, my wallet would be full, my house would be clean, but my heart would be empty. - Unknown

He hath eaten me out of house and home; he hath put all my substance into that fat belly of his. - William Shakespeare

Bill Gates is a very rich man today, and do you want to know why? The answer is one word: versions. - Dave Barry

If we command our wealth, we shall be rich and free; if our wealth commands us, we are poor indeed. - Edmund Burke

Gonna be incrimated... they're gonna keep the ashes around the house in one of them silver urinals. - Archie Bunker

You have reached the pinnacle of success as soon as you become uninterested in money, compliments or publicity. - O.A. Battista

Pigeons are gentle and smart and have complex social relationships. Their hearing and vision are both excellent. - Ingrid Newkirk

A liberal is someone who feels a great debt to his fellow man, which debt he proposes to pay off with your money. - G. Gordon Liddy

Health is your greatest wealth, so experiencing a marathon and seeing what you're capable of is really special. - Christy Turlington

A squirrel dying in front of your house may be more relevant to your interests right now than people dying in Africa. - Mark Zuckerberg

Foreign aid might be defined as a transfer of money from poor people in rich countries to rich people in poor countries. - Douglas Casey

I was born by Caesarian section... but not so you'd notice. It's just that when I leave a house, I go out through the window. - Steven Wright

The politicians in Washington are spending trillions of dollars of our money. When are Americans going to stand up and say enough is enough? - Joe Wurzelbacher

I have respect for Senator McCain. I used to like him a lot. I supported him. I raised a lot of money for his campaign against President Obama. - Donald Trump

At this late hour a wagon has been procured, and I have had it filled with plate and the most valuable portable articles, belonging to the house. - Dolly Madison


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03-Aug-2021