Redneck Mansion

Bubba’s new multi-level condo, with teeter-totter views for inlaws



Redneck Mansion

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Money is the best cosmetic. - International Proverb

Kinship: Your rich Uncle's boat - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Wars are caused by undefended wealth. - Ernest Hemingway

A fool and his money are soon elected. - Will Rogers

Money: the poor man's credit card. - Marshal McLuhan

Life is a relationship between molecules. - Linus Pauling

No man's credit is as good as his money. - Ed Howe

Compromises are for relationships, not wine. - Robert S Caywood

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

A man in the house is worth two in the street. - Mae West

Insurance is for people who don't have money. - Neil Zukerman

Waitress: A woman who thinks money grows on trays - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Minutes are worth more than money. Spend them wisely. - Thomas P Murphy

He's got that big house to maintain in San Clemency. - Archie Bunker

Print some money and give it to us for the rain forests. - Vivienne Westwood

Peace and a well-built house cannot be bought too dearly. - Danish Proverb

When it comes to corruption, nothing succeeds like money. - American Proverb

The power of forgiveness transcends personal relationships. - Eric Metaxas

You can't get rich in politics unless you're a crook. - Harry S Truman

It's a sad house where the hen crows louder than the cock. - Scottish Proverb

The best way to ruin a comedy is to throw a lot of money at it. - Jay Leno

I don't mind that I'm fat. You still get the same money. - Marlon Brando

The price you pay for being powerful and being rich is to be hated. - Malcolm Muggeridge

What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man? - Homer Simpson

Never criticize Americans. They have the best taste that money can buy. - Miles Kington

Money can't buy you friends, but you can get a better class of enemy. - Spike Milligan

The most popular labor-saving device today is still a husband with money. - Joey Adams

Whoever said money can't buy happiness didn't know where to shop. - Gertrude Stein

In the haunted house of life, art is the only stair that doesn't creak. - Tom Robbins

I don't think about financial success as the measurement of my success. - Christie Hefner

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

Do not hire a man who does your work for money, but him who does it for love of it. - Henry David Thoreau

How easy it is for a man to die rich, if he will but be contented to live miserable. - Henry Fielding

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it. - Bob Hope

Money is not the most important thing in the world. Love is. Fortunately, I love money. - Jackie Mason

You cannot sift out the poor from the community. The poor are indispensable to the rich. - Henry Ward Beacher

Money itself doesn't interest me. But you must make money to go on building the business. - Rupert Murdoch

Tradition is what you resort to when you don't have the time or the money to do it right. - Kurt H Adler

People hate me because I am a multifaceted, talented, wealthy, internationally famous genius. - Jerry Lewis

Without my pets, my wallet would be full, my house would be clean, but my heart would be empty. - Unknown

I have been very happy, very rich, very beautiful, much adulated, very famous, and very unhappy. - Brigitte Bardot

We shouldn't spend money on things we don't need when others don't have the things they do. - Peter Singer

If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work. - Ogden Nash

We have no more right to consume happiness without producing it than to consume wealth without producing it. - George Bernard Shaw

Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah

Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get money from it. - Stephen Leacock

When I was young I thought that money was the most important thing in life; now that I am old I know that it is. - Oscar Wilde

It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God. - Mark 10:25

No one has yet had the courage to memorialize his wealth on his tombstone. A dollar mark would not look well there. - Corra May Harris

Always remember money isn't everything - but also remember to make a lot of it before talking such fool nonsense. - Earl Wilson

A squirrel dying in front of your house may be more relevant to your interests right now than people dying in Africa. - Mark Zuckerberg

I've never sought success in order to get fame and money; it's the talent and the passion that count in success. - Ingrid Bergman

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. - Lana Turner

Now we got a lawyer, we got civilization, which I understand to mean that a man has a chance to get rich without working. - Sinclair Lewis

How you spend your time is more important than how you spend your money. Money mistakes can be corrected, but time is gone forever. - David B. Norris

Street League Skateboarding is the premier professional skateboarding league in the world, with the biggest prize money in history. - Rob Dyrdek

Talking is a hydrant in the yard and writing is a faucet upstairs in the house. Opening the first takes the pressure off the second. - Robert Frost

NEED now means wanting someone else's money. GREED means wanting to keep your own. COMPASSION is when a politician arranges the transfer. - Joseph Sobran

I used to live an isolated existence, even in relationships, but now my family knows me for who I really am. Mostly, that's a good thing. - Tim Allen

If you have more money than brains, you should focus on outbound marketing. If you have more brains than money, you should focus on inbound marketing. - Guy Kawasaki


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05-Jul-2020