Redneck Mansion

His wealth is superior to him. - African Saying

Whoever is rich is my brother. - Russian Proverb

Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

Private jets cost a lot of money. - Donald Trump

Money doesn't talk, it swears. - Bob Dylan

Wars are caused by undefended wealth. - Ernest Hemingway

A rich man's joke is always funny. - Thomas Edward Brown

Nobody every lost money taking a profit. - Bernard Baruch

Money won is twice as sweet as money earned. - Martin Scorsese

Choose your neighbor before you buy your house. - African Proverb

Insurance is for people who don't have money. - Neil Zukerman

Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

Without love, the rich and poor live in the same house. - Unknown

I can live without money, but I cannot live without love. - Judy Garland

It's morally wrong to allow a sucker to keep his money. - WC Fields

Riches don't make a man rich, they only make him busier. - Christopher Columbus

I have so much hair, I have a separate wig closet in my house. - Sherri Shepherd

A wise man should have money in his head, but not in his heart. - Jonathan Swift

A house with old furniture has no need of ghosts to be haunted. - Hope Mirrlees

I like my money right where I can see it: hanging in my closet. - Carrie Bradshaw

The wretchedness of being rich is that you live with rich people. - Logan Pearsall Smith

In my house I'm the boss. My wife is just the decision maker. - Woody Allen

The key to making money in stocks is not to get scared out of them. - Peter Lynch

At worst, a house unkept cannot be so distressing as a life unlived. - Rose Macaulay

All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy. - Spike Milligan

I'm not a paranoid deranged millionaire... I'm a billionaire. - Howard Hughes

The way to make money is to buy when blood is running in the streets. - John D. Rockefeller

A billion here, a billion there - pretty soon it adds up to real money. - Everett Dirksen

I can remember way back when a liberal was generous with his own money. - Will Rogers

The more money an American accumulates, the less interesting he becomes. - Gore Vidal

Money can't buy you friends, but you can get a better class of enemy. - Spike Milligan

I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man, I keep his house. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

Money can't buy happiness, but it helps you look for it in more places. - Milton Berle

Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need more. (Friend or Money!) - Unknown

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

It is neither wealth nor splendor, but tranquility and occupation, which give happiness. - Thomas Jefferson

You cannot sift out the poor from the community. The poor are indispensable to the rich. - Henry Ward Beacher

Half the money I spend on advertising is wasted; the trouble is, I don't know which half. - John Wannamaker

We all get the same amount of ice. The rich get it in the summer. The poor get it in the winter. - Bat Masterson

The man who leaves money to charity in his will is only giving away what no longer belongs to him. - Voltaire

Flour and butter, cream and sugar, words and images - all the ingredients for a rich, tasty story. - Rona Simmons

Fang can't stand to see trash & garbage lying around the house. He can't stand the competition. - Phyllis Diller

If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money. - Abigail Van Buren

A woman should cleave into her husband. Right here in this house is where Edith's cleavage belongs. - Archie Bunker

Bathtubs are the epitome of luxury. Either you have no money to own one or you have no time to use one. - Akilnathan Logeswaran

Every two months, I would get an email, 'Skeleton Twins update: still don't have the money!' - Bill Hader

We are going as fast as we can as soon as we can. We're in a race against time, until we run out of money. - Jack Nicholson

The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner

Always remember money isn't everything - but also remember to make a lot of it before talking such fool nonsense. - Earl Wilson

People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs. - Unknown

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. - Lana Turner

I have a microwave fireplace in my house... The other night I laid down in front of the fire for the evening in two minutes. - Steven Wright

Having children is like living in a frat house - nobody sleeps, everything's broken and there's a lot of throwing up. - Ray Romano

Money isn't the most important thing in life, but it's reasonably close to oxygen on the "gotta have it" scale. - Zig Ziglar

Finance functions lose the potential to steer their organizations to success when they defer performance management to other functions. - Jack Alexander

We spend money we don't have, on things we don't need, to make impressions that don't last, on people we don't care about. - Tim Jackson

I don't get along with rich people. I get along with the middle class and the poor people better than I get along with the rich people. - Donald Trump

The Law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich, as well as the poor, to sleep under the bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal bread. - Anatole France

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer

Charity is a very personal equation, like we say charity begins at home. It starts with your immediate help in the house: the people who work for you. - Malaika A. Khan