Redneck Mansion

Bubba’s new multi-level condo, with teeter-totter views for inlaws



Redneck Mansion

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You can never be too rich or too thin. - Wallis W Simpson

A TV licence is a licence to print money. - Roy Thomson

I have a great relationship with Roger Ailes. - Donald Trump

Friendship is like money, easier made than kept. - Samuel Butler

It is easier to demolish a house than to build one. - Irish proverb

Money can't buy happiness, but neither can poverty. - Leo Rosten

Money does not make you happy but it quiets the nerves. - Sean O Casey

Government always finds a need for whatever money it gets. - Ronald Reagan

It's just as easy to love a rich person as a poor one. - Unknown

Capitalism is using its money; we socialists throw it away. - Fidel Castro

I have so much hair, I have a separate wig closet in my house. - Sherri Shepherd

If money is your hope for independence, you will never have it. - Henry Ford

The best way to ruin a comedy is to throw a lot of money at it. - Jay Leno

In my house I'm the boss. My wife is just the decision maker. - Woody Allen

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

At worst, a house unkept cannot be so distressing as a life unlived. - Rose Macaulay

Early to bed and early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise. - Benjamin Franklin

I'm worth far too much money. I don't need anybody's money. - Donald Trump

If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go? - Steven Wright

I am fiercely loyal to those willing to put their money where my mouth is. - Paul Harvey

When the snake is in the house, one need not discuss the matter at length. - African Saying

In the haunted house of life, art is the only stair that doesn't creak. - Tom Robbins

I don't care how much money you have, free stuff is always a good thing. - Queen Latifah

The man who never has money to pay his debts has too much of something else. - J.L. Basford

I want to be a millionaire not for the money but for the woman I will become. - Jaime Tardy

If we were interested in making money, we wouldn’t have become teachers. - Robin Williams

Health is like money - we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it. - Josh Billings

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

I wanted to study to be a dental hygienist, marry a rich dentist, and hang it up. - Vicki Lawrence

Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated. - Will Rogers

The quickest way to double your money is to fold it and put it back in your pocket. - Will Rogers

What is the use of a house if you haven’t got a tolerable planet to put it on? - Henry David Thoreau

Do you know what White House correspondents call actors who pose as reporters? Anchors. - Jay Leno

Now that the House of Commons is trying to become useful, it does a great deal of harm. - Oscar Wilde

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

A gentleman should never leave the house without a sharp knife, a good watch, and great hat. - Unknown

So finally, the great Jefferson, who always reclined to cross my freshhold is into the house. - Archie Bunker

Half the money I spend on advertising is wasted; the trouble is, I don't know which half. - John Wannamaker

Money can't buy happiness. But, it can buy a chocolate, which is pretty much the same thing. - Hanako Ishii

I actually lost 90 pounds over the course of 15 months in order to save money on life insurance. - Derek Kilmer

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

Fang can't stand to see trash & garbage lying around the house. He can't stand the competition. - Phyllis Diller

A woman should cleave into her husband. Right here in this house is where Edith's cleavage belongs. - Archie Bunker

Every two months, I would get an email, 'Skeleton Twins update: still don't have the money!' - Bill Hader

We are going as fast as we can as soon as we can. We're in a race against time, until we run out of money. - Jack Nicholson

Inherited wealth is a big handicap to happiness. It is as certain death to ambition as cocaine is to morality. - William K Vanderbilt

Money was never a big motivation for me, except as a way to keep score. The real excitement is playing the game. - Donald Trump

Work like you don't need the money, dance like no one is watching, and love like you've never been hurt. - Mark Twain

Poverty is an anomaly to rich people. It is very difficult to make out why people who want dinner do not ring the bell. - Walter Bagehot

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

My house is on the median strip of a highway. You don't really notice, except I have to leave the driveway doing 60 MPH. - Steven Wright

I am like a pelican of the wilderness: I am like an owl of the desert. I watch, and am as a sparrow alone upon the house-top. - Bible

A fruit is a vegetable with looks and money. Plus, if you let fruit rot, it turns into wine; something Brussels Sprouts never do. - P.J. O'Rourke

We can have democracy in this country, or we can have great wealth concentrated in the hands of a few, but we can't have both. - Louis D. Branders

One need not be a chamber to be haunted;
One need not be a house;
The brain has corridors surpassing
Material place. - Emily Dickinson

In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire

Street League Skateboarding is the premier professional skateboarding league in the world, with the biggest prize money in history. - Rob Dyrdek

At fifty, the madwoman in the attic breaks loose, stomps down the stairs, and sets fire to the house. She won't be imprisoned anymore. - Erica Jong

If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep. - Will Rogers

Science is built of facts the way a house is built of bricks; but an accumulation of facts is no more science than a pile of bricks is a house. - Henri Poincare


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21-Feb-2020