Redneck Mansion

Bubba’s new multi-level condo, with teeter-totter views for inlaws



Redneck Mansion

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Bird House: Home Tweet Home. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Clinic: House of pill repute. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Private jets cost a lot of money. - Donald Trump

I am rich beyond the dreams of avarice. - Edward Moore

Virtue has never as respectable as money. - Mark Twain

Life is too short to drink the house wine. - Helen Thomas

To be thought rich is as good as to be rich. - William M Thackeray

Money is a great servant, but a poor master. - Francis Bacon

Prospering doesn't have to do with money. - Joel Osteen

Don't marry for money; divorce for money. - Wendy Liebman

Hot flushes and mentalpause. House of ill refute. - Archie Bunker

Money follows passion - not the other way around. - Unknown

Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo. - Groucho Marx

The greatest wealth is to live content with little. - Plato

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? - George Carlin

A woman's best protection is a little money of her own. - Clare B Luce

It's a sad house where the hen crows louder than the cock. - Scottish Proverb

My wife is such a bad cook, in my house we pray after the meal. - Rodney Dangerfield

A wise man should have money in his head, but not in his heart. - Jonathan Swift

A house with old furniture has no need of ghosts to be haunted. - Hope Mirrlees

I like my money right where I can see it: hanging in my closet. - Carrie Bradshaw

A person's true wealth is the good he or she does in the world. - Mohammed

Every bathroom in my house will ultimately have a Toto bidet in it. - Ken Marino

An education obtained with money is worse than no education at all. - Socrates

There's only one thing money won't buy, and that's poverty. - Joe E Lewis

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

The most popular labor-saving device today is still a husband with money. - Joey Adams

Cash Flow: The movement your money makes as it disappears down the toilet - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There is no money in poetry, but then there is no poetry in money, either. - Robert Graves

The only point in making money is, you can tell some big shot where to go. - Humphrey Bogart

We are rich only through what we give, and poor only through what we refuse. - Anne-Sophie Swetchine

I've got all the money I'll ever need, if I die by four o'clock. - Henny Youngman

When I get a little money, I buy books. If any is left, I buy food and clothes. - Erasmus

In our world, more often the truth is 'Money talks and integrity walks.' - Bill Welker

I went to a haunted house, looked under the kitchen table, and found spirit gum. - Steven Wright

The problem with beauty is that it's like being born rich and getting poorer. - Joan Collins

I wanted to study to be a dental hygienist, marry a rich dentist, and hang it up. - Vicki Lawrence

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

How easy it is for a man to die rich, if he will but be contented to live miserable. - Henry Fielding

The rich take life one financial year at a time. The poor take life one meal at a time. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Money is not the most important thing in the world. Love is. Fortunately, I love money. - Jackie Mason

People don't mind if you have a lot of money if they know you're working for it. - Jay Leno

If you want to know what God thinks about money, just look at the people He gives it to. - Alexander Pope

A rich person should leave his kids enough to do something, but not enough to do nothing. - Warren Buffett

Tradition is what you resort to when you don't have the time or the money to do it right. - Kurt H Adler

Maybe I'd like to run around the house in my drawers, and with her here, I felt inhabited. - Archie Bunker

I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. - Steven Wright

Money can't buy happiness. But, it can buy a chocolate, which is pretty much the same thing. - Hanako Ishii

A true relationship is when you can tell each other anything and everything. No secrets, no lies. - Unknown

The man who leaves money to charity in his will is only giving away what no longer belongs to him. - Voltaire

Gonna be incrimated... they're gonna keep the ashes around the house in one of them silver urinals. - Archie Bunker

Lawyers are like painters - once they get into a house, you never know when you will get rid of them again. - Peter A Graham

Can we be casual in the work of God—casual when the house is on fire, and people in danger of being burned? - Duncan Campbell

The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner

A little House well fill'd, a little Field well till'd, and a little Wife well will'd, are great Riches. - Benjamin Franklin

We so often achieve success or financial independence after the chief reason for which we sought it has passed away. - Ellen Glasgow

Now we got a lawyer, we got civilization, which I understand to mean that a man has a chance to get rich without working. - Sinclair Lewis

Having more money doesn't make you happier. I have 50 million dollars but I'm just as happy as when I had 48 million. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

The greatness of a man is not how much wealth he acquires, but in his integrity and his ability to affect those around him positively. - Bob Marley

The politicians in Washington are spending trillions of dollars of our money. When are Americans going to stand up and say enough is enough? - Joe Wurzelbacher


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29-Jun-2022