Redneck Mansion

Money doesn't talk, it swears. - Bob Dylan

A rich man has no need of character. - Hebrew Proverb

A fool and her money are soon courted. - Helen Rowland

Praise is ever attendant on great wealth. - Roman Proverb

Money won is twice as sweet as money earned. - Martin Scorsese

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

One aged man - one man - can't fill a house. - Robert Frost

I sell frosting for money. I'm a frostitute. - Unknown

Insurance is for people who don't have money. - Neil Zukerman

The words you speak become the house you live in. - Hafiz

I have a great relationship with the Mexican people. - Donald Trump

Money can't buy happiness, but neither can poverty. - Leo Rosten

Religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Those have a short Lent who owe money to be paid at Easter. - Benjamin Franklin

A woman's best protection is a little money of her own. - Clare B Luce

The power of forgiveness transcends personal relationships. - Eric Metaxas

Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back. - Steven Wright

No warning can save a people determined to grow suddenly rich. - Lord Overstone

Men do not desire to be rich, but to be richer than other men. - John S Mill

After a rich man gets rich, his next ambition is to get richer. - American Proverb

I don't trust a bank that would lend money to such a poor risk. - Robert Benchley

All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy. - Spike Milligan

I will clean house when Sears comes out with a riding vacuum cleaner. - Roseanne Barr

Early to bed and early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise. - Benjamin Franklin

The more money an American accumulates, the less interesting he becomes. - Gore Vidal

The only point in making money is, you can tell some big shot where to go. - Humphrey Bogart

We are rich only through what we give, and poor only through what we refuse. - Anne-Sophie Swetchine

Cocaine is God’s way of telling you you’re making too much money. - Robin Williams

Success is having to worry about every damn thing in the world, except money. - Johnny Cash

I wanted a man who wouldn't stray so I'm dating a guy on house arrest. - Kim Bove

Borrowed thoughts, like borrowed money, only show the poverty of the borrower. - Lady Marguerite Blessington

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

When a man's stomach is full it makes no difference whether he is rich or poor. - Euripides

A person is happiest whether they be rich or poor, when there is peace in their home. - Unknown

Money is not the most important thing in the world. Love is. Fortunately, I love money. - Jackie Mason

Wealth is not a pizza, where if I have too many slices you have to eat the Domino's box. - P.J. O'Rourke

I want a house with a garden, but slap bang in the centre of London. Next door to a sushi bar. - Michelle Dockery

The law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich as well as the poor to sleep under bridges. - Anatole France

The chief value of money lies in the fact that one lives in a world in which it is overestimated. - H L Mencken

Money doesn't make you happy. I now have $50 million but I was just as happy when I had $48 million. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Save a little money each month and at the end of the year you'll be surprised at how little you have. - Ernest Haskins

Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get money from it. - Stephen Leacock

Money was never a big motivation for me, except as a way to keep score. The real excitement is playing the game. - Donald Trump

Work like you don't need the money, dance like no one is watching, and love like you've never been hurt. - Mark Twain

When I was young I thought that money was the most important thing in life; now that I am old I know that it is. - Oscar Wilde

Anything which is physically possible can always be made financially possible; money is a bugaboo of small minds. - Robert A. Heinlein

All the plants in my house are dead - I shot them last night. I was teasing them by watering them with ice cubes. - Steven Wright

The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner

It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God. - Mark 10:25

Gold and diamonds are nice, but clean, crisp, controlled water has long been the preeminent hallmark of the rich. - Anthony Doerr

Modern poets talk against business, poor things, but all of us write for money. Beginners are subjected to trial by market. - Robert Frost

Too many people spend money they haven't earned, to buy things they don't want, to impress people they don't like. - Will Smith

Money isn't the most important thing in life, but it's reasonably close to oxygen on the "gotta have it" scale. - Zig Ziglar

It's not about money or connections. It's the willingness to outwork and outlearn everyone when it comes to your business. - Mark Cuban

A lost empire, lost power and lost wealth provide perfect circumstances for living happily and contentedly in our enchanted island. - Malcolm Muggeridge

The greatness of a man is not how much wealth he acquires, but in his integrity and his ability to affect those around him positively. - Bob Marley

If your house is really a mess and a stranger comes to the door, greet him with, "Who could have done this? We have no enemies." - Phyllis Diller

I used to live an isolated existence, even in relationships, but now my family knows me for who I really am. Mostly, that's a good thing. - Tim Allen

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer