A Mennonite Pastor, known for his long-winded sermons, decided to make fun of himself for a sermon on stewardship. He stood up on the Sunday before Dedication Sunday, and announced that the board had purchased an electric clock for the sanctuary, so that the Pastor would be more prudent in the length of his sermons. “Now,” he said, “next Sunday, if this congregation pledges $10,000 more than it did last year, the clock will be installed in the sanctuary.” “And,” he continued, “if this congregation pledges $20,000 more than last year, the clock will be plugged in.” “And,” he concluded, “ if this congregation is visionary enough to pledge $25,000 more than last year, I promise to look at the clock.” see also   Mennonite  Section Mennonite Movies Mennonnite Trivia   Hot Summer Days mIndians Mouthful Of Information Happy Face Sandwich Senior Eye Exam Chubby Free Pirrows Young Rock Star Restored Beauty Powerplant Swimsuit Models Watermelon Cake Sharkini Julyed Filet Minion Better Singer Texas Basketball Grow Food, Not Lawns Nut Salesman Long Yellow Things Ants Know When Something Is Fake

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