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My life is my message. - Mohandas Gandhi

The computer is a moron. - Peter F Drucker

Courage is fire, and bullying is smoke. - Benjamin Disraeli

None loves the messenger who brings bad news. - Sophocles

She caught a touch of laryngosis from the smoke. - Archie Bunker

Computer logic is no substitute for human wisdom. - Unknown

Mobile is a lot closer to TV than it is to desktop. - Mark Zuckerberg

Love is an exploding cigar that you willingly smoke. - Lynda Barry

Man is still the most extraordinary computer of all. - John F Kennedy

When you smoke the herb, it reveals you to yourself. - Bob Marley

A woman is only a woman, but a good cigar is a smoke. - Rudyard Kipling

I'd rather smoke crack than eat cheese from a tin. - Gwyneth Paltrow

I'm suffering a little bit from smoke exhilaration. - Archie Bunker

The e-mail of the species is more deadly than the mail. - Stephen Fry

The computer is down. I hope it's something serious. - Stanton Delaplane

Lawyers spend a great deal of their time shoveling smoke. - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.

An apple a day keeps anyone away if you throw it hard enough. - Unknown

A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke. - Groucho Marx

One hundred million dollars is way too much to pay for Microsoft. - Unknown

Smoke detectors are basically just you-suck-at-cooking detectors. - Julius Sharpe

To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer. - Paul Ehrlich

Every child comes with the message that God is not yet discouraged of man. - Rabindranath Tagore

On the keyboard of life always keep one finger on the 'escape' key. - Unknown

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe. - Carl Sagan

Message boards are like going to a Halloween masquerade party. Everybody has a screen name. - John Mackey

I have only one eye, I have a right to be blind sometimes... I really do not see the signal! - Horatio Nelson

Even if I knew that tomorrow the world would go to pieces, I would still plant my apple tree. - Martin Luther

Fame is not the glory! Virtue is the goal, and fame only a messenger, to bring more to the fold. - Vanna Bonta

You go to your TV to turn your brain off. You go to the computer when you want to turn your brain on. - Steve Jobs

The Internet has turned what used to be a controlled, one-way message into a real-time dialogue with millions. - Danielle Sacks

Man is the cheapest 150-pound nonlinear, all-purpose computer system which can be mass-produced by unskilled labor. - NASA

Every happening, great and small, is a parable whereby God speaks to us, and the art of life is to get the message. - Malcolm Muggeridge

The wireless music box has no imaginable commercial value. Who would pay for a message sent to nobody in particular? - David Sarnoff

Spare the rod and spoil the child - that is true. But, beside the rod, keep an apple to give him when he has done well. - Martin Luther

Just think how far we've come in the 20th Century. The man who used to be a cog in the wheel is now a digit in the computer. - Robert Fuoss

I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." - Steven Wright

Mason took in enough cannabis smoke to allow a Lipan Apache manipulating a blanket over it to transmit the complete works of Tennyson. - Richard Condon

When defeat comes, accept it as a signal that your plans are not sound, rebuild those plans, and set sail once more toward your coveted goal. - Napoleon Hill

Bill Gates has always been a mentor and inspiration for me even before I knew him. Just growing up, I admired how Microsoft was mission-focused. - Mark Zuckerberg


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27-May-2020