Q: How do they serve alcoholic drinks on Italian cruise ships? I don't give a ship! - Unknown Vice Versa: Dirty Italian poetry - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Italy is a geographical expression. - Prince Metternich I hope my ship comes in before my dock rots. - Unknown Old and young, we are all on our last cruise. - Robert Louis Stevenson Take a cruise down to the Virgin's Island. - Archie Bunker BANG - A four-letter Italian word for good-bye. - Archie Bunker Imported from a little town in Italy... Fresno. - Archie Bunker Zinc: What a ship will do if it has a hole in it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com If your ship doesn't come in, swim out to it. - Jonathan Winters Oregano: The ancient Italian art of pizza folding - Daffynitions joe-ks.com The Creator made Italy from designs by Michelangelo. - Mark Twain Tell the men to fire faster and not give up the ship. - Captain James Lawrence I am not afraid of storms, for I am learning how to sail my ship. - Louisa May Alcott A ship in harbor is safe, but that is not what ships are built for. - John Shedd If it is your time, love will track you down like a cruise missile. - Lynda Barry I have a feeling that when my ship comes in I'll be at the airport. - Charles Schulz An entire ocean can't sink a ship unless it allows the water inside. - Donna Smith I imagine hell like this: Italian punctuality, German humour and English wine. - Peter Ustinov When rats leave a sinking ship, where exactly do they think they're going? - Douglas Gauck Perspective is to painting what the bridle is to the horse, the rudder to a ship. - Leonardo da Vinci To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V If you're offered a seat on a rocket ship, don't ask what seat! Just get on. - Sheryl Sandberg The ship is safest when it is in port, but that's not what ships were built for. - Paulo Coelho Neither should a ship rely on one small anchor, nor should life rest on a single hope. - Epictetus The man without a purpose is like a ship without a rudder - a waif, a nothing, a no man. - Thomas Carlyle We need to learn to set our course by the stars, not by the lights of every passing ship. - Omar N Bradley That's how ya got your Chinatown, your Harlems, your Little Italy... all them grettos. - Archie Bunker When I was a child, I wanted to raise horses in Wyoming or be a cabin boy on a pirate ship. - Sadie Jones If the highest aim of a captain were to preserve his ship, he would keep it in port forever. - Thomas Aquinas The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later, you're hungry again. - George Miller Italy, and the spring and first love all together should suffice to make the gloomiest person happy. - Bertrand Russell Bountiful: What Captain Bligh declared after learning that one more breadfruit tree would sink his ship - Daffynitions joe-ks.com I'm Irish on St. Patrick's Day. I'm Italian on Columbus Day. I'm a New Yorker every day. - Tamara Tunie Sailor: 1. A man who makes his living on water but never touches it on shore; 2. A wolf in ship's clothing. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Mexican, Mediterranean, Italian, sushi, I love it all. Put it on a plate, and as long as I know what it is, I will eat it. - Camren Bicondova If you absolutely can't stay positive, don't go negative, just cruise neutral for a while until you can get back up. - Terri Guillemets Most people stand on the dock of life waiting for their ship to come in when deep down inside they know it has never left port. - Zig Ziglar He who loves practice without theory is like the sailor who boards ship without a rudder and compass and never knows where he may cast. - Leonardo da Vinci You know that ISIS wants to go in and take over the Vatican? You have heard that. You know, that's a dream of theirs, to go into Italy. - Donald Trump see also Cruise Ship Section Bus Shipwreck Costa Concordia Salvage Plans Crack In Tower Of Pisa David’s Return To Italy Gonzolier Greatest Italian Riders Italian Border Checkpoint for Quatros Italian Chef Memorial Italian Electronic Humour Italian Grandma’s Advice Italian Fire Exit Leaning Against The Leaning Tower Leaning Tower Of Pisa Dog Leaning Tower Of Pizzas New Italian Police Car Perfect Ad Placement That’s No More, Eh? Venice on a Shoestring Budget Why Italians Don’t Like Jehovah’s Witnesses |
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