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BBQs fit for any Redneck

What happens when Rednecks have WAY too much time on their hands



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My favorite animal is steak. - Fran Lebowitz

Then you add two forkfuls of cooking oil. - The French Chef

Eternity is two people and a roast turkey. - James Dent

Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is. - Jimmy Durante

I don't even butter my bread. I consider that cooking. - Katherine Cebrian

I was 32 when I started cooking; up until then, I just ate. - Julia Child

A hot dog at the ballpark is better than a steak at the Ritz. - Humphrey Bogart

Everyone makes fun of the Redneck until the Zombie Apocalypse. - Unknown

Cooking certain dishes, like roast pork, reminds me of my mother. - Maya Angelou

Smoke detectors are basically just you-suck-at-cooking detectors. - Julius Sharpe

I'm a bit of a gourmet chef. I love cooking - mostly Thai food. - Will Ferrell

Cooking Tip: Wrap turkey leftovers in aluminum foil and throw them out. - Nicole Hollander

Advice is like cooking - you should try it first before you feed it to others. - Unknown

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child

My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. - Phyllis Diller

He who waits for a roast duck to fly into his mouth must wait a very, very long time. - Chinese Proverb

From an early age I understood that cooking was never going to be a job, it's a passion. - Gordon Ramsay

Vegetarians are cool. All I eat are vegetarians, except for the occasional mountain lion steak. - Ted Nugent

Grilling outside with my parents at the Jersey shore. We would grill lobster and corn in the summer. - Bobby Flay

You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy

What my mother believed about cooking is that if you worked hard and prospered, someone else would do it for you. - Nora Ephron

An expert is like the bottom of a double boiler. It shoots off a lot of steam, but it never really knows what's cooking. - Unknown

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze


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A Man’s BBQ
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BBQ Wagon
Computer Barbecue
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Friendly BBQ Reminder
Gas Grill (R)
Great American Weenie Roast - Pitchfork Special
Jet-Powered Barbecue
Louisiana Turtle Dogs
Perfect Grill
Real Man’s Barbecue
Redneck Barbecue
Redneck Campfire
Redneck Fire Alarm
Redneck Stove Burner
Romanian Barbeque
Shopping Cart Hotplate
When A Man Does The BBQ

 

How It's Done

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06-Apr-2020