Larry and Fred got married in California. They couldn’t afford a honeymoon so they go back to Larry’s Mom and Dad’s house for their first married night together. In the morning, Little Johnny, Larry’s little brother, gets up and has his breakfast. As he is going out of the door to go to school, he asks his Mom if Larry and Fred are up yet. She replies, “No.” Little Johnny asks, “Do you know what I think?” His Mom replies, “I don’t want to hear what you think! Just go to school.” Little Johnny comes home for lunch and asks his Mom, “Are Larry and Fred up yet?” She replies, “No.” Little Johnny says, “Do you know what I think?” His Mom replies, “Never mind what you think! Eat your lunch and go back to school.” After school, Little Johnny comes home and asks again, “Are Larry and Fred up yet?” His Mom says, “No.” He asks, “Do you know what I think?” His Mom replies, “OK, now tell me what you think.” He says: “Last night Larry came to my room for the Vaseline and I think... I gave him my airplane glue.” see also   Little Johnny  &  Marriage  Sections   Off The Wall Biker Buffalo Art TitanoBoa Secret Graduation Gift Fish Fingers I'll Be Right There Redneck Sandals Down Under Statue Ventriloquist Isolation Dr. Hedgehog Flower Frame Heels PEI Weather Frankfurt Subway Entrance Shopping With Your Husband Where is Waldo? Costco Beach Towel Handwritting July 4th Balloon Maritime Treat Redneck Wheelchair Stroller

06-Jul-2022