Shampoo Warning

I use shampoo in the shower. When I wash my hair, the shampoo runs down my whole body. Then I looked carefully at the shampoo label, where this warning was printed: “FOR EXTRA VOLUME AND BODY.” No wonder I’ve been gaining weight! Well, I’ve gotten rid of that shampoo, and I am going to start showering with Dawn dish soap instead. Its label reads: “DISSOLVES FAT THAT IS OTHERWISE DIFFICULT TO REMOVE.” Problem solved - I don’t know WHY I didn’t figure this out sooner... If I don’t answer the phone I’ll be in the shower! see also   Shampoo  Section Annoying Little Bars Of Soap BARF Detergent BassTurd Bathroom Thigns Big John Bounce Bucket Bath Caress Her Cowboy Bubble Bath Crack In Tower Of Pisa Dog Wallpaper Fairy Soap Free Gas Hand Soap How To Shower - For Women and Men Introvert Soap Kid Disposal Maybe My Job Is Not So Bad After All Not All Heroes Wear Capes Redneck Doork Redneck Shower Head Reducing Soap Roo Paper Stuck Tear-Paper Wall Today’s Bathroom Reader ToileTree TP Kid Wash Away Sins Washing Clothes Recipe When You Gotta Go   Morning Saving Time Kangaroo On Ice Life's Choices Olympic Torch Bearers Lethal Weapon Cell Shaver Getting Goosed No Swimming Drift Racing Alligators vs. Crocodiles Cure for Internet Addiction Seal LOL Keyboard Seating Illusive Dice Cockroach Cancer Time Management People Crossing Cozy Home Redneck Faucet Duck That Did Not Duck

04-Aug-2021