Henry’s wife, Marge, had been after him for several weeks to paint the seat on their toilet. Finally, he got around to doing it while Marge was out. After finishing, he left to take
care of another matter before she returned.
She came in and undressed to take a shower. Before getting
in the shower, she sat on the toilet. As she tried to stand up,
she realized that the not-quite-dry epoxy paint had glued her
to the toilet seat.
About that time, Henry got home and realized her predicament.
They both pushed and pulled without any success whatsoever.
Finally, in desperation, Henry undid the toilet seat bolts.
Marge wrapped a sheet around herself and Henry drove her
to the hospital emergency room.
The ER Doctor got her into a position where he could study
how to free her.
Marge tried to lighten the embarrassment of it all by saying,
“Well, Doctor, I’ll bet you’ve never seen anything like this before.”
The Doctor replied, “Actually, I’ve seen lots of them... I just never saw one mounted and framed.”
see also
Bathroom, Doctor, Emergency & Stress
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