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Baking is science for hungry people. - Unknown

Language is a virus from outer space. - William S Burroughs

Highway: The space between billboards - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Astrology is a disease, not a science. - Maimonides

Why do psychics have to ask you for your name? - Steven Wright

It is the empty space which makes the room useful. - Lao-tzu

Marketing isn't magic. There is a science to it. - Dan Zarrella

When I die, I'm leaving my body to science fiction. - Steven Wright

I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met. - Steven Wright

I am a great fan of science, but I cannot do a quadratic equation. - Terry Pratchett

Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind. - Albert Einstein

Space is almost infinite. As a matter of fact, we think it is infinite. - Dan Quayle

Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer Simpson

Every great advance in science has issued from a new audacity of imagination. - John Dewey

There is no such thing as science fiction, there is only science eventuality. - Steven Spielberg

The great tragedy of science - the slaying of a beautiful hypothesis by an ugly fact. - Aldous Huxley

Scientists discover the world that exists; engineers create the world that never was. - Theodore von Karman

Men are probably nearer the central truth in their superstitions than in their science. - Henry David Thoreau

I worry about scientists discovering someday that lettuce has been fattening all along. - Erma Bombeck

Success is the space one occupies in the newspaper. Success is one day's insolence. - Elias Canetti

If you thought before that science was certain - well, that is just an error on your part. - Richard P Feynman

There's a big overlap with the people you meet at the fantasy and science fiction cons. - Fred Saberhagen

There are sadistic scientists who hurry to hunt down errors instead of establishing the truth. - Marie Curie

Science is angling in the mud - angling for immortality and for anything else that may turn up. - Aldous Huxley

Cyberspace can't compensate for real space. We benefit from chatting to people face to face. - Jonathan Sacks

I grew up on a steady diet of science fiction, especially apocalyptic and postapocalyptic fiction. - Justin Cronin

Music was my refuge. I could crawl into the space between the notes and curl my back to loneliness. - Maya Angelou

Education can get you the only thing that really matters in today's world - an assigned parking space. - Gene Perret

The larger office, the corner space, the extra window are the teddy bears and tricycles of adult office life. - Willard Gaylin

Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get money from it. - Stephen Leacock

When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson

In the sick room, ten cents' worth of human understanding equals ten dollars' worth of medical science. - Martin H. Fischer

Art is made to disturb. Science reassures. There is only one valuable thin in art: the thing you cannot explain. - Georges Braque

Mathematics is the only science where one never knows what one is talking about nor whether what is said is true. - Bertrand Russell

The really wonderful thing that happened to me when I was in space was this feeling of belonging to the entire universe. - Mae Jemison

It is reasonable to expect the doctor to recognize that science may not have all the answers to problems of health and healing. - Norman Cousins

Throw your dream into space like a kite, and you do not know what it will bring back: a new life, a new friend, a new love, a new country. - Anais Nin

Science is built up with facts, as a house is with stones. But a collection of facts is no more a science than a heap of stones is a house. - Jules H Poincare

The march of science and technology does not imply growing intellectual complexity in the lives of most people. It often means the opposite. - Thomas Sowell

Nothing has afforded me so convincing a proof of the unity of the Deity as these purely mental conceptions of numerical and mathematical science. - Mary Somerville