Eye or Foamy Sink?

The artist in me cries out for design. - Robert Frost

Water that does not move is always shallow. - Sami Proverb

An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind. - Mahatma Gandhi

Bread and water can so easily be toast and tea. - Janet Clarkson

Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener. - Paula Deen

Droughts are because god didn't pay his water bill. - Steven Wright

I would rather sleep in a bathroom than in another hotel. - Billy Wilder

You can't cross the sea merely by staring at the water. - Rabindranath Tagore

The kitchen. The bathroom. The yin and yang of the household. - David C. Holley

Ice Water? Get some Onions - that'll make your eyes water! - Groucho Marx

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him float. - Unknown

Every bathroom in my house will ultimately have a Toto bidet in it. - Ken Marino

I bought some powdered water, but I don't know what to add to it. - Steven Wright

Running is an unnatural act, except from enemies and to the bathroom. - Unknown

Shells sink,
Dreams float,
Life's good
On our boat. - Jimmy Buffet

Never bend your head. Hold it high. Look the world straight in the eye. - Helen Keller

My honeymoon night was spent on the floor in the bathroom with my mother. - Ronnie Spector

Certain things catch your eye, but pursue only those that capture the heart. - Indian Proverb

When in doubt as to the applicability of a disinfectant, use soap and water. - Martin H. Fischer

You can lead a horse to water but I'd rather ride it to the liquor store. - Wayne Nowazek

A woman is like a teabag. Only in hot water do you realize how strong she is. - Nancy Reagan

Thou best philosopher, who yet dost keep/ Thy heritage, thou eye among the blind. - William Wordsworth

Competence, like truth, beauty and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder. - Laurence J Peter

There are two things that Jack Bauer never does. Show mercy, and go to the bathroom. - Kiefer Sutherland

If we tried to sink the past beneath our feet, be sure the future would not stand it. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

The miracle is not to fly in the air, or to walk on the water, but to walk on the earth. - Chinese Proverb

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom. - Bob Hope

Before enlightenment: chop wood, carry water. After enlightenment: chop wood, carry water. - Zen Buddhist Saying

Keep your eye out for hot topics and trends. The media is constantly looking for timely stories. - Jim Kukral

What is harder than rock, or softer than water? Yet soft water hollows out hard rock. Persevere. - Ovid

Advice is like snow, the softer it falls the longer it dwells upon, and the deeper it sinks into the mind. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Like the old adverb, "you can lead a gift horse to the water but ya can't look in his mouth." - Archie Bunker

Be ruthless about your calendar - stick to it, hell or high water but create space for unstructured time as well. - Arjun Arora

The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale. - Arthur C. Clarke

The space in a needle's eye is sufficient for two friends, but the whole world is scarcely big enough to hold two enemies. - Solomon Ibn Gabirol

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

Fearlessness requires attention and receptivity - it takes focus to stand in the still eye of a tornado and not be swept away by it. - Susan Piver

Somewhere beyond the sink-hole, past the magnolia, under the live oaks, a boy and a yearling ran side by side, and were gone forever. - Marjorie K. Rawlings

Don't lie. Life is a puzzle and we are all unique pieces. When you lie, you make it impossible to find your true place in the grand design. - Steve Maraboli

If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read: "President Can't Swim." - Lyndon B. Johnson