Wife texts husband on a cold winter’s morning: “Windows frozen.”
Husband texts back: “Pour some luke-warm water over it.”
Wife texts back:
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“Computer seems completely buggered now”
Head Cold: Rheum service - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Handkerchief: Cold storage - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I was so cold I almost got married. - Shelley Winters
I detest him more than cold boiled veal. - Lord Macaulay
Raw lobster tail, freeze dried, is amazing. - Nathan Myhrvold
A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door. - Unknown
Hot heads and cold hearts never solved anything. - Billy Graham
Mother-In-Law Sandwich: Cold shoulder and tongue - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A book must be the ax for the frozen sea within us. - Franz Kafka
Macaw: What I have trouble starting on cold mornings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Was the ground cold when you crawled out this morning? - Henny Youngman
What good is warmth without cold to give it sweetness? - John Steinbeck
The scalded dog fears hot water, and afterwards, cold. - Italian Proverb
Fancy Restaurant: One that serves cold soup on purpose - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
We are cold to others only when we are dull in ourselves. - William Hazlitt
Growth for the sake of growth is the ideology of the cancer cell. - Edward Abbey
Individuals who act too 'cool' often freeze under pressure. - Unknown
Yachting: standing in a cold shower tearing up hundred-dollar bills. - Unknown
Sadness is more or less like a head cold - with patience, it passes. - Barbara Kingsolver
I love Halloween: the cold air, the spooky dangers lurking around the corner. - Evan Peters
Whiskey is by far the most popular of all remedies that won't cure a cold. - Jerry Vale
Grantartica: The cold, isolated place where art companies dwell without funding - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
What good is the warmth of summer, without the cold of winter to give it sweetness. - John Steinbeck
You know you're a mom when you understand why mama bear's porridge was cold. - Jody Defries
A gorilla with a cellphone riding a bicycle is bound to generate some clever captions. - Steve Breen
A cold wind was blowing from the north, and it made the trees rustle like living things. - George R.R. Martin
The past is frozen and no longer flows, and the present is all lit up with eternal rays. - C S Lewis
You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx
An idea not coupled with action will never get any bigger than the brain cell it occupied. - Arnold H. Glasow
People are prisoners of their phones; that's why it's called a 'cell' phone. - Unknown
My physician has become warden of my medically imprisoned body, pharmaceuticals the bars on my cell. - Grey E. Livingston
A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. - Ogden Nash
I welcome him like I welcome cold sores. He's from England, he's angry, and he's got Mad Power Disease. - Paula Abdul
If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of the television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners. - Johnny Carson
In any world menu, Canada must be considered the vichyssoise of nations - it's cold, half-French, and difficult to stir. - Stuart Keate
Everyone knows that ice cream is worth the trouble of being cold. Like all things virtuous, you have to suffer to gain the reward. - Brandon Sanderson
I put my air conditioner in backwards. It got cold outside. The weatherman on TV was confused. "It was supposed to be hot today." - Steven Wright
Cell phones, mobile e-mail, and all the other cool and slick gadgets can cause massive losses in our creative output and overall productivity. - Robin S Sharma
A giraffe's coffee would be cold by the time it reached the bottom of its throat. Ever think about that? No. You only think about yourself. - Unknown
NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump
Handkerchief: Cold storage - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I was so cold I almost got married. - Shelley Winters
I detest him more than cold boiled veal. - Lord Macaulay
Raw lobster tail, freeze dried, is amazing. - Nathan Myhrvold
A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door. - Unknown
Hot heads and cold hearts never solved anything. - Billy Graham
Mother-In-Law Sandwich: Cold shoulder and tongue - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A book must be the ax for the frozen sea within us. - Franz Kafka
Macaw: What I have trouble starting on cold mornings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Was the ground cold when you crawled out this morning? - Henny Youngman
What good is warmth without cold to give it sweetness? - John Steinbeck
The scalded dog fears hot water, and afterwards, cold. - Italian Proverb
Fancy Restaurant: One that serves cold soup on purpose - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
We are cold to others only when we are dull in ourselves. - William Hazlitt
Growth for the sake of growth is the ideology of the cancer cell. - Edward Abbey
Individuals who act too 'cool' often freeze under pressure. - Unknown
Yachting: standing in a cold shower tearing up hundred-dollar bills. - Unknown
Sadness is more or less like a head cold - with patience, it passes. - Barbara Kingsolver
I love Halloween: the cold air, the spooky dangers lurking around the corner. - Evan Peters
Whiskey is by far the most popular of all remedies that won't cure a cold. - Jerry Vale
Grantartica: The cold, isolated place where art companies dwell without funding - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
What good is the warmth of summer, without the cold of winter to give it sweetness. - John Steinbeck
You know you're a mom when you understand why mama bear's porridge was cold. - Jody Defries
A gorilla with a cellphone riding a bicycle is bound to generate some clever captions. - Steve Breen
A cold wind was blowing from the north, and it made the trees rustle like living things. - George R.R. Martin
The past is frozen and no longer flows, and the present is all lit up with eternal rays. - C S Lewis
You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx
An idea not coupled with action will never get any bigger than the brain cell it occupied. - Arnold H. Glasow
People are prisoners of their phones; that's why it's called a 'cell' phone. - Unknown
My physician has become warden of my medically imprisoned body, pharmaceuticals the bars on my cell. - Grey E. Livingston
A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. - Ogden Nash
I welcome him like I welcome cold sores. He's from England, he's angry, and he's got Mad Power Disease. - Paula Abdul
If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of the television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners. - Johnny Carson
In any world menu, Canada must be considered the vichyssoise of nations - it's cold, half-French, and difficult to stir. - Stuart Keate
Everyone knows that ice cream is worth the trouble of being cold. Like all things virtuous, you have to suffer to gain the reward. - Brandon Sanderson
I put my air conditioner in backwards. It got cold outside. The weatherman on TV was confused. "It was supposed to be hot today." - Steven Wright
Cell phones, mobile e-mail, and all the other cool and slick gadgets can cause massive losses in our creative output and overall productivity. - Robin S Sharma
A giraffe's coffee would be cold by the time it reached the bottom of its throat. Ever think about that? No. You only think about yourself. - Unknown
NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump
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