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Don’t mess with the pit bulls

1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men’s used size 14-16 work boots.

2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of “Guns & Ammo” magazine.

3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.

4. Leave a note on your door that reads:

Hey Blue,
We’ve gone for more ammo and beer. Be back in an hour. Don’t mess with the pit bulls - they attacked the postman this morning and messed him up real bad. I don’t think Killer took part, but it was hard to tell from all the blood. Anyway, I locked all four of ’em in the house.

Better wait outside. Be right back.

Cheers,
John


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06-Apr-2020