Air Force General: “Mr. President, we’ve just invented an invisibility cloak for Air Force One.” Obama: “No Way?” General: “That’s right, Sir. The plane will be invisible. Will you be going along on its maiden flight?” Obama: “Wouldn’t miss it for the world.” General: “Have a good trip, Sir.” ![]() The United States Air Force - solving problems since 1947 I got bigger fish to fly - Archie Bunker Breathing dreams like air. - F Scott Fitzgerald If I cannot fly, let me sing. - Stephen Sondheim Music is the poetry of the air. - Jean Paul Richter Flying Buttress: A charging billy goat - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Wishing to be a bird so you can Fly Away. - Unknown Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly. - Unknown Feet, what do I need you for when I have wings to fly? - Frida Kahlo Luck is like having a rice dumpling fly into your mouth. - Japanese Proverb What air is to the body, to feel understood is to the heart. - Stephen Covey The sky is the limit only for those who aren't afraid to fly. - Bob Bello The higher we soar the smaller we appear to those who cannot fly. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche We all thought we'd have flying cars by now, but we don't. - Dana Brunetti Flying is the second greatest thrill known to man. Landing is the first. - Unknown Something in the air this morning made me feel like flying... Spring Flight - Eileen Granfors The nation that secures control of the air will ultimately control the world. - Alexander Graham Bell Not the cry, but the flight of a wild duck, leads the flock to fly and follow. - Chinese Proverb With birds flying around, man's desire for having wings rises to infinite. - Mehmet M Ildan If God had intended us to fly he would have made it easier to get to the airport. - Jonathan Winters Time passes too fast. Like a hummingbird flying by, it's just a blur to my eyes. - Amanda Leigh Angels can fly because they take themselves lightly; devils fall because of their gravity. - G K Chesterton You can't fly with the owls by night and expect to keep up with the eagles during the day. - Unknown I don't know about flying, but sometimes it feels like I have these little wings on my feet. - Michael Jordan We breathe air, trees make air, homework kills trees, therefore homework is going to kill us all. - Unknown Stop the words now. Open the window in the center of your chest and let the spirits fly in and out. - Rumi I want the pilot flying me up in the air at 30,000 feet to make more than a guy working at Taco Bell. - Michael Moore Learn to close your eyes and trust. Learn to open your heart and love. Learn to take the risk and fly. - Maxime Lagace Old age is like a plane flying through a storm. Once you are aboard, there is nothing you can do about it. - Golda Meir Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. So just what are time flies, and why do they fly like an arrow? - Groucho Marx Aerodynamically the bumblebee shouldn't be able to fly, but the bumblebee doesn't know so it goes flying anyway. - Mary Kay Ash Bruce Lee's fast pace, Jet Li's pretty style and Jet Li's acrobatics combine with Muay Thai for my own style. - Tony Jaa With my old man I got no respect. I asked him, "How can I get my kite in the air?" He told me to run off a cliff. - Rodney Dangerfield He who would learn to fly on day must first learn to stand and walk and run and climb and dance; one cannot fly into flying. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche The understanding must not therefore be supplied with wings, but rather hung with weights, to keep it fro leaping and flying. - Francis Bacon If you have built castles in the air, your work need not be lost; that is where they should be. Now put foundations under them. - Henry David Thoreau Aim at the sun, and you may not reach it; but your arrow will fly far higher than if aimed at an object on a level with yourself. - Joel Hawes It's like running a marathon race. We train all hours of the day. When you are taking a bath, you are thinking of the flight. - Kalpana Chawla If Beethoven had been killed in a plane crash at the age of twenty-two, it would have changed the history of music... and of aviation. - Tom Stoppard I can almost feel the wind beneath my wings; I can almost taste the thrill of flying away from this small town and never looking back. - Tessa Hall If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff? - George Carlin see also Airplane & Military Sections African Airlines Airbus 2006 - A Tale of Two Pilots Air Meal Amish Airlines - Maiden Voyage Flight Instructions Geriatric Flight hAir Force One India Airlines Economy Flight Kulula Airlines - flying 101 Lutheran Airlines – New Service in Minnesnowta Middle East Airlines Punjabi Airways Redneck Airlines |
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