Adult Cereal

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Halifax grocery store finds market for cold, non-kids breakfast cereal - Adult Cereal

Being politically correct in the grocery aisle

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These are cathedrals of shopping. - Emile Zola

Adults are just obsolete children. - Dr. Seuss

Adults are just outdated children. - Dr. Seuss

What Washington needs is adult supervision. - Barack Obama

Inequality of knowledge is the key to a sale. - Neil O Gustafson

A man without a smiling face should not open a shop. - Chinese Proverb

Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping. - Oscar Wilde

I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist. - Tammy Faye Bakker

A shop should be like a song of which you never tire. - Harry Gordon Selfridge

Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery? - George Carlin

The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her. - Marcelene Cox

Philosophers are adults who persist in asking childish questions. - Isaiah Berlin

Traditional methods of sales prospecting are grossly inefficient. - Jill Konrath

Everyone else my age is an adult, whereas I am merely in disguise. - Margaret Atwood

A good thing sells itself; a bad thing advertises itself for sale. - African Saying

Whenever I see an adult on a bicycle I have hope for the human race. - H G Wells

I spent seven hours in a beauty shop... and that was for the estimate. - Phyllis Diller

Learning is what most adults will do for a living in the 21st century. - Lewis Perelman

You've got bad eating habits if you use a grocery cart in a 7-Eleven, OK? - Dennis Miller

Someone told me that each equation I included in the book would halve the sales. - Stephen Hawking

Give crayons. Adults are disturbingly impoverished of these magical dream sticks. - Dr. SunWolf

I'm so ugly I worked in a pet shop, and people kept asking how big I'd get. - Rodney Dangerfield

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

Every sale has five basic obstacles: no need, no money, no hurry, no desire, no trust. - Zig Ziglar

I've gone from being bullied by jocks as a kid to being bullied by nerds as an adult. - Chris Hardwick

It's easier to build up a child than it is to repair an adult. Choose your words wisely. - Unknown

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

I went to a garage sale. "How much for the garage?" "It's not for sale." - Steven Wright

The great thing about candy is that it can't be spoiled by the adult world. Candy is innocent. - Rosecrans Baldwin

Cigarette sales would drop to zero overnight if the warning said, "Cigarettes contain fat." - Dave Barry

I remember when the candle shop burned won. Everyone stood around singing "Happy Birthday." - Steven Wright

The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull

Too often, sales reps simply regurgitate their presentations and expect to land the sale. It doesn't work. - Harvey Mackay

Adults are always asking children what they want to be when they grow up because they're looking for ideas. - Paula Poundstone

A healthy male adult bore consumes each year one and a half times his own weight in other people's patience. - John Updike

People shop and learn in a whole new way compared to just a few years ago, so marketers need to adapt or risk extinction. - Brian Halligan

Remember the days when you let your child have some chocolate if he finished his cereal? Now, chocolate is one of the cereals. - Robert Orben

When one may pay out over two million dollars to presidential and Congressional campaigns, the U.S. government is virtually up for sale. - John W. Gardner

Most of what we object to as misconduct in children is a natural rebellion against the intrusion of an unimaginative adult despotism in their lives. - Floyd Dell

Rather than pushing children to think like adults, we might do better to remember that they are great learners and to try harder to be more like them. - Seymour Papert


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06-Apr-2020