![]() Olfactory: Texas petroleum refinery - Daffynitions joe-ks.com The gun is not out of Irish politics. - Ian Paisley A gun gives you the body, not the bird. - Henry David Thoreau Power tires only those who do not have it. - Giulio Andreotti Every absurdity has a champion to defend it. - Oliver Goldsmith I never saw anything funnier than Texas politics. - Molly Ivins Texas is a hotbed of insanely good bands and musicians. - Henry Rollins Calling a taxi in Texas is like calling a rabbi in Iraq. - Fran Lebowitz Shooting Star: A famous actor who uses his gun too often - Daffynitions joe-ks.com A Canadian is sort of like an American, but without the gun. - Unknown I'm super laid back. I'm from Texas. I love my family. - Selena Gomez The folks in Mississippi are saying, 'Thank God for Texas.' - Kinky Friedman Texas is now a cornerstone of the electoral college for Republicans. - Ed Gillespie Those who hammer their guns into plows will plow for those who do not. - Thomas Jefferson A lawyer with his briefcase can steal more than a hundred men with guns. - Mario Puzo We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in California and mine is in Texas. - Red Skelton There's no better book with which to defend the Bible than the Bible itself. - Dwight L. Moody Let everyone leave all the guns - British guns and Irish guns - outside the door. - Martin McGuinness The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson When I take a gun in hand, the safest place for a pheasant is just opposite the muzzle. - Sydney Smith My aim is to put down on paper what I see and what I feel in the best and simplest way. - Ernest Hemingway The guns and the bombs, the rockets and the warships, are all symbols of human failure. - Lyndon B Johnson A gun is not a weapon, it’s a tool, like a hammer or a screwdriver or an alligator. - Homer Simpson Some folks look at me and see a certain swagger, which in Texas is called 'walking.' - George W. Bush The definition of insanity in Texas is so insane that it's impossible to be insane in Texas. - Malcolm McDowell Bond reflected that good Americans were fine people and that most of them seemed to come from Texas. - Ian Fleming When I make a vow to God, then I would suggest to you that's even stronger than a handshake in Texas. - Rick Perry You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy You can take the girl out of Texas but not the Texas out of the girl and ultimately not the girl out of Texas. - Janine Turner The policemen or soldiers are only a gun in the establishments hand. They make the racist secure in his racism. - Huey Newton It might be pardonable to refuse to defend some men, but to defend them negligently is nothing short of criminal. - Marcus Tullius Cicero To an entrepreneur, closing a financing often feels like the end of a marathon. It's actually the starting gun. - Andy Dunn Ideas are far more powerful than guns. We don't allow our enemies to have guns, why should we allow them to have ideas. - Joseph Stalin You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze I come bearing an olive branch in one hand, and the freedom fighter's gun in the other. Do not let the olive branch fall from my hand. - Yasser Arafat The sky in Texas is the most amazing sky in the whole country, I think, like you can see more sky in Texas than you can see anywhere else in the world. - dina Menzel The pleasure of jogging and running is rather like that of wearing a fur coat in Texas in August: the true joy comes in being able to take the damn thing off. - Joseph Epstein The lion cannot protect himself from traps, and the fox cannot defend himself from wolves. One must therefore be a fox to recognize traps, and a lion to frighten wolves. - Niccolo Machiavelli If you want to surf, move to Hawaii. If you like to shop, move to New York. If you like acting and Hollywood, move to California. But if you like college football, move to Texas. - Ricky Williams Some believe all that parents, tutors, and kindred believe. They take their principles by inheritance, and defend them as they would their estates, because they are born heirs to them. - Alan W. 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