Texas Wink

Are you for or against gun control?



Texas Wink - shotgun greeting for gun control advocates

QuotaBills
Gun Control: Using both hands - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You can always tell a Texan, but not much. - Unknown

Every absurdity has a champion to defend it. - Oliver Goldsmith

I never saw anything funnier than Texas politics. - Molly Ivins

Texas is a hotbed of insanely good bands and musicians. - Henry Rollins

An armed man is a citizen. An unarmed man is a subject. - John Adams

Calling a taxi in Texas is like calling a rabbi in Iraq. - Fran Lebowitz

Shooting Star: A famous actor who uses his gun too often - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In plain Texas talk, it's 'do the right thing'. - Ross Perot

Everyone makes fun of the Redneck until the Zombie Apocalypse. - Unknown

I'm super laid back. I'm from Texas. I love my family. - Selena Gomez

In Texas it's always hot, dry, sunny, not a cloud in the sky. - Piper Perabo

The role of the artist today is to defend feeling against the machine. - Marty Rubin

You can get a lot farther with a kind word and a gun than a kind word alone. - Al Capone

There's something fundamentally wrong with bringing a knife to a gun fight. - Sean Connery

The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson

Texas has yet to learn submission to any oppression, come from what source it may. - Sam Houston

It's better to have a gun and need it, than to not have a gun and not need it. - Ricky

Being from Texas, I would say I favor a pair of jeans you can wear some boots with. - Jensen Ackles

I'm a Catholic deer hunter. I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. - Paul Ryan

I do not agree with what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it. - Voltaire

My aim is to put down on paper what I see and what I feel in the best and simplest way. - Ernest Hemingway

A gun is not a weapon, it’s a tool, like a hammer or a screwdriver or an alligator. - Homer Simpson

I thought I knew Texas pretty well, but I had no notion of its size until I campaigned it. - Ann Richards

It is easier for a woman to defend her virtue against men than her reputation against women. - French Proverb

Like trying a man's finger for having pulled the trigger of a gun which murdered someone. - Malcolm Muggeridge

The definition of insanity in Texas is so insane that it's impossible to be insane in Texas. - Malcolm McDowell

I'm from Texas, and one of the reasons I like Texas is because there's no one in control. - Willie Nelson

Most of my memories of Texas are of mosquitoes, watermelons, crickets, and my brother teasing me. - Robin Wright

The difference between a gun and a tree is a difference of tempo. The tree explodes every spring. - Ezra Pound

When I make a vow to God, then I would suggest to you that's even stronger than a handshake in Texas. - Rick Perry

You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy

The policemen or soldiers are only a gun in the establishments hand. They make the racist secure in his racism. - Huey Newton

Physicians and politicians resemble one another in this respect, that some defend the constitution and others destroy it. - Unknown

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns. - John Leonard

Hypothesis: 1. First thing a Redneck teenager says to his father on the phone; 2. Hippo, horse; thesis, placing: putting something on a horse. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Gun control? We need bullet control. I think every bullet should cost $5,000. Because if a bullet cost $5,000, we wouldn't have any innocent bystanders. - George Carlin

If you want to surf, move to Hawaii. If you like to shop, move to New York. If you like acting and Hollywood, move to California. But if you like college football, move to Texas. - Ricky Williams

Always fall in with what you're asked to accept. Take what is given, and make it over your way. My aim in life has always been to hold my own with whatever's going. Not against: with. - Robert Frost


see also   Redneck,  Relationship,  Safety  &  Security  Sections
Almost Everything’s Bigger in Texas
“BIG” Texas Rattlesnake
Everything Is Bigger In Texas
My Daughter & My Money
Negotiations Texas Style
Only In Texas
Redneck Porch Hunter
Redneck Wireless Selfie
Room Service in a Texas Hotel
Shopping In Texas
Survivor - Texas Style (2004)
Survivor - Texas Style (2013)
Texas Bank Security
Texas Bakery
Texas Car Wash
Texas Chili Taster
Texas Cow Cleaner
Texas Divorce
Texas Drought
Texas Farmer
Texas Flashlight
Texas Hunting Vehicle
Texas Limo
Texas Motorcycle Seat
Texas Office Chair
Texas Outhouse Art
Texas Rain Gauge
Texas Rocking Chair
Texas Speed Camera
Texas Style Arrest
Texas Three-Kick Rule
Texas Wildcat Dentist
Texas Wine Glass
Texas Womanhood
Why We Live in Texas

 

Looking For Something?

Yellow Pet

Race Break

Fuse Bypass

Good Boy

British Tea Party

Roadside Assistance

Chair Boy

Cheers Beer

African Airstrip

Horsepower vs Torque

Filling Up Is OverRated

Flywood

Ukraine Aid

Handicap Motorcyclist

Auto Warranty: New Extend-ed Coverage

Messerschmitt

UNinvolved

Plane Oops!

Manitoba Home Security System
Full list of creditsFacebookTwitterDiggStumbleUponDelicious

18-May-2022