Atheist Professor

Religious brain child


A college class was led by an atheist professor, and every day he’d stand in front of his class and say, “Have you ever seen God?” to which nobody would answer. Then he’d ask, “Have you ever felt God?” and nobody would answer. Finally he’d ask, “Have you ever heard God?” and, like the other times, nobody would answer. He then would say, “It is obvious that there is no God.”

One day a Christian student had been having an extremely bad day: her car broke down, her mother was sick, her boyfriend was out of town, and she’d gotten a bad grade on one of her exams. She had been fed up with her professor’s little act every morning, so she decided to do something about it.

While the professor stood up at the beginning of class and did his thing, the student had an idea. She got up and said, “Professor, would you mind if I said something?”
He said, “Of course not. This is an expressive classroom, and I think it would be fine if you spoke your mind.”

The girl said to the class, “Have you ever seen our professor’s brain?” and nobody answered. Then she asked, “Have you ever felt our professor’s brain?” and nobody answered. Finally she asked, “Have you ever heard our professor’s brain?” and, like the other times, nobody answered.

She then said, “It is quite obvious that our professor has no brain.”




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A human life is a story told by God. - Hans Christian Andersen

Tea is a religion of the art of life. - Okakura Kakuzo

God made man because he loves stories. - Elie Wiesel

Profit: Religious guy who talks to God - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You had no faith to lose and you know it. - Bob Dylan

Sex on the brain is the wrong place to have it. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Conceited people never hear anything but praise. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

Play is our brain's favorite way of learning. - Diane Ackerman

Humankind's ladder to God is a ladder of deeds. - Sholem Asch

If you desire praise or esteem, endeavor to merit it. - Norman MacDonald

I once dieted so religiously I quit eating in Church. - Zig Ziglar

God loves each of us as if there were only one of us. - Saint Augustine

A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on. - Carl Sandburg

A professor is one who talks in someone else's sleep. - Unknown

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All the world is made of faith, and trust, and pixie dust. - J.M. Barrie

We come not to mourn our dead soldiers, but to praise them. - Francis A Walker

I love criticism just so long as it's unqualified praise. - Noel Coward

There lives more faith in honest doubt than in half the creeds. - Alfred Tennyson

If you think you can win, you can win. Faith is necessary to victory. - William Hazlitt

Faith is the substance of things hoped for, the evidence of things not seen. - Hebrews 11:1

Dr Donne's verses are like the peace of God - they pass all understanding. - James I

The story of Easter is the story of God's wonderful window of divine surprise. - Carl Knudsen

I cannot conceive how a man could look up into the heavens and say there is no God. - Abraham Lincoln

I've got the brain of a four year old. I'll bet he was glad to be rid of it. - Groucho Marx

If you are not willing to be used by God, ask God to make you willing to be willing. - F.B. Meyer

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Any concern too small to be turned into a prayer is too small to be made into a burden. - Corrie ten Boom

The greatest dream of all is to know God and to know what he has intended for your life. - Ravi Zacharias

The devil will let a preacher prepare a sermon if it will keep him from preparing himself. - Vance Havner

Sex is the mysticism of materialism and the only possible religion in a materialistic society. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Before you speak, it is necessary for you to listen, for God speaks in the silence of the heart. - Mother Teresa

I am the indoctrinated child of two lapsed Irish Catholics. Which is to say: I am not religious. - Meghan O'Rourke

God loves us too much to leave us alone to contend with the pain, guilt and loneliness of our present life. - Josh McDowell

Thank God for tea! What would the world do without tea! How did it exist? I am glad I was not born before tea. - Sydney Smith

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His wonders to perform;
He plants His footsteps in the sea
And rides upon the storm. - William Cowper

If I advocate cautious optimism it is not because I do not have faith in the future but because I do not want to encourage blind faith. - Aung San Suu Kyi

All who call on God in true faith, earnestly from the heart, will certainly be heard, and will receive what they have asked and desired. - Martin Luther

The hallmark of religion is to distrust claims made for mortal men. It is in ages of great religious faith that great skepticism can find expression. - Malcolm Muggeridge


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16-Oct-2021