Atheist Professor

Religious brain child


A college class was led by an atheist professor, and every day he’d stand in front of his class and say, “Have you ever seen God?” to which nobody would answer. Then he’d ask, “Have you ever felt God?” and nobody would answer. Finally he’d ask, “Have you ever heard God?” and, like the other times, nobody would answer. He then would say, “It is obvious that there is no God.”

One day a Christian student had been having an extremely bad day: her car broke down, her mother was sick, her boyfriend was out of town, and she’d gotten a bad grade on one of her exams. She had been fed up with her professor’s little act every morning, so she decided to do something about it.

While the professor stood up at the beginning of class and did his thing, the student had an idea. She got up and said, “Professor, would you mind if I said something?”
He said, “Of course not. This is an expressive classroom, and I think it would be fine if you spoke your mind.”

The girl said to the class, “Have you ever seen our professor’s brain?” and nobody answered. Then she asked, “Have you ever felt our professor’s brain?” and nobody answered. Finally she asked, “Have you ever heard our professor’s brain?” and, like the other times, nobody answered.

She then said, “It is quite obvious that our professor has no brain.”




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Man thinks and God laughs. - Yiddish Proverb

Hell is separation from God. - Billy Graham

If God be for us, who can be against us? - Romans 8:31

To God, thy country, and thy friend be true. - Bill Vaughan

That Meathead calls me a religious phonetic. - Archie Bunker

I think God has a tremendous sense of humor. - Rainn Wilson

Religion is the search for ultimate meaning. - Viktor Frankl

God loves not the questioner but the runner. - Martin Luther

Trust in God, but tether your camel at night. - Jack Ryan

A politician... one that would circumvent God. - William Shakespeare

One filled with joy preaches without preaching. - Mother Teresa

God did not intend religion to be an exercise club. - Naguib Mahfouz

He has a brain like Einstein's - dead since 1955. - Gene Perret

Many people believe in God, but not many believe God. - Mark Dudley

Spring shows what God can do with a drab and dirty world. - Virgil A Kraft

God could not be everywhere and therefore he made mothers. - Jewish Proverb

Never be afraid to trust an unknown future to a known God. - Corrie ten Boom

Faith is the small mustard seed of opportunities every day. - Mark Batterson

Praise adds nothing to beauty - makes it neither better nor worse. - Marcus Aurelius

In doing what we ought we deserve no praise, because it is our duty. - St. Augustine

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The best place to seek God is in a garden. You can dig for him there. - George Bernard Shaw

God gets you to the plate, but once you're there you're on your own. - Ted Williams

Cocaine is God’s way of telling you you’re making too much money. - Robin Williams

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Most of us forget to take time for wonder, praise and gratitude until it is almost too late. - Faith Baldwin

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06-Jul-2022