Dog tags ring, are you listenin’?
In the lane, snow is glistenin’.
It’s yellow, NOT white - I’ve been there tonight,
Marking up my winter wonderland.
Smell that tree? That’s my fragrance.
It’s a sign for wandering vagrants;
“Avoid where I pee, it’s MY pro-per-ty!
Marked up as my winter wonderland.”
In the meadow dad will build a snowman,
following the classical design.
Then I’ll lift my leg and let it go Man,
So all the world will know it’s mine-mine-mine!
Straight from me to the fence post,
flows the stream that I love most;
It says, “Stay off my TURF, this small piece of earth,
I marked it as my winter wonderland.”
Southpaw: A dog who is left-handed - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Now is the winter of our discontent - William Shakespeare
All know the way, few actually walk it. - Bodhidharma
Would a fly without wings be called a walk? - George Carlin
You can't teach a young dog old tricks. - Warren Buffett
I'm walking here! I'm walking here! - Midnight Cowboy
Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller
Speed is not a priority, just enjoy your hike. - Barry Putra
To walk out of His will is to walk into nowhere. - C S Lewis
The best remedy for a short temper is a long walk. - Jacqueline Schiff
The elephant does not limp when walking on thorns. - African Proverb
Properly trained, a man can be dog's best friend. - Corey Ford
God is at home, it's we who have gone out for a walk. - Meister Eckhart
One may walk over the highest mountain one step at a time. - John Wanamaker
The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. - Andy Rooney
I will not let anyone walk through my mind with their dirty feet. - Mohandas K. Gandhi
Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten
Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown
Keep on with hope in your heart, and you'll never walk alone. - Rukh Khan
It was so hot today I saw a pigeon walking in the shadow of Orson Welles. - Johnny Carson
It is better to have ten skeletons in your closet, than walk with no bones. - Anthony Liccione
Observe your dog: if he's fat, then you're not getting enough exercise. - Evan Esar
Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. - Unknown
Every boy should have two things: a dog and a mother willing to let him have one. - Unknown
Sun salutations can energize and warm you, even on the darkest, coldest winter day. - Carol Krucoff
My legs are so sore from the gym that I almost couldn't walk to the donut shop. - Bill Murray
You can lead a herring to water, but you have to walk really fast or he'll die. - Rose
The miracle is not to fly in the air, or to walk on the water, but to walk on the earth. - Chinese Proverb
I used to think that one of the great signs of security was the ability to just walk away. - Jack Nicholson
While waiting for a Moses to lead us into the promised land, we have forgotten how to walk. - Wendell Johnson
Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney
Walk away from anything or anyone who takes away from your joy. Life is too short to put up with fools. - Unknown
The secret to living well and longer is: EAT half; WALK double; LAUGH triple; and LOVE without measure. - Unknown
It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield
Ever wonder where you'd end up if you took your dog for a walk and never once pulled back on the leash? - Robert Brault
The effective leader recognizes that they are more dependent on their people than they are on them. Walk softly. - Brian Tracy
I walk like a duck: very straight up and down. Or like a penguin. It's a dead giveaway that I'm a dancer. - David Hallberg
If you're walking down the right path and you're willing to keep walking, eventually you'll make progress. - Barack Obama
New Pasta Diet: Just walk pasta bakery without stopping. Walk pasta candy store without stopping. Walk pasta ice cream shop without stopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Passover and Easter are the only Jewish and Christian holidays that move in sync, like the ice skating pairs we saw during the winter Olympics. - Marvin Olasky
Now is the winter of our discontent - William Shakespeare
All know the way, few actually walk it. - Bodhidharma
Would a fly without wings be called a walk? - George Carlin
You can't teach a young dog old tricks. - Warren Buffett
I'm walking here! I'm walking here! - Midnight Cowboy
Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller
Speed is not a priority, just enjoy your hike. - Barry Putra
To walk out of His will is to walk into nowhere. - C S Lewis
The best remedy for a short temper is a long walk. - Jacqueline Schiff
The elephant does not limp when walking on thorns. - African Proverb
Properly trained, a man can be dog's best friend. - Corey Ford
God is at home, it's we who have gone out for a walk. - Meister Eckhart
One may walk over the highest mountain one step at a time. - John Wanamaker
The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. - Andy Rooney
I will not let anyone walk through my mind with their dirty feet. - Mohandas K. Gandhi
Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten
Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown
Keep on with hope in your heart, and you'll never walk alone. - Rukh Khan
It was so hot today I saw a pigeon walking in the shadow of Orson Welles. - Johnny Carson
It is better to have ten skeletons in your closet, than walk with no bones. - Anthony Liccione
Observe your dog: if he's fat, then you're not getting enough exercise. - Evan Esar
Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. - Unknown
Every boy should have two things: a dog and a mother willing to let him have one. - Unknown
Sun salutations can energize and warm you, even on the darkest, coldest winter day. - Carol Krucoff
My legs are so sore from the gym that I almost couldn't walk to the donut shop. - Bill Murray
You can lead a herring to water, but you have to walk really fast or he'll die. - Rose
The miracle is not to fly in the air, or to walk on the water, but to walk on the earth. - Chinese Proverb
I used to think that one of the great signs of security was the ability to just walk away. - Jack Nicholson
While waiting for a Moses to lead us into the promised land, we have forgotten how to walk. - Wendell Johnson
Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney
Walk away from anything or anyone who takes away from your joy. Life is too short to put up with fools. - Unknown
The secret to living well and longer is: EAT half; WALK double; LAUGH triple; and LOVE without measure. - Unknown
It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield
Ever wonder where you'd end up if you took your dog for a walk and never once pulled back on the leash? - Robert Brault
The effective leader recognizes that they are more dependent on their people than they are on them. Walk softly. - Brian Tracy
I walk like a duck: very straight up and down. Or like a penguin. It's a dead giveaway that I'm a dancer. - David Hallberg
If you're walking down the right path and you're willing to keep walking, eventually you'll make progress. - Barack Obama
New Pasta Diet: Just walk pasta bakery without stopping. Walk pasta candy store without stopping. Walk pasta ice cream shop without stopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Passover and Easter are the only Jewish and Christian holidays that move in sync, like the ice skating pairs we saw during the winter Olympics. - Marvin Olasky
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