Walking In A Doggie Wonderland

Sung to the tune of Winter Wonderland


Dog tags ring, are you listenin’?
In the lane, snow is glistenin’.
It’s yellow, NOT white - I’ve been there tonight,
Marking up my winter wonderland.

Smell that tree? That’s my fragrance.
It’s a sign for wandering vagrants;
“Avoid where I pee, it’s MY pro-per-ty!
Marked up as my winter wonderland.”

In the meadow dad will build a snowman,
following the classical design.
Then I’ll lift my leg and let it go Man,
So all the world will know it’s mine-mine-mine!

Straight from me to the fence post,
flows the stream that I love most;
It says, “Stay off my TURF, this small piece of earth,
I marked it as my winter wonderland.”


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Hope is a walking dream. - Aristotle

Golf is a good walk spoiled. - Mark Twain

Every mile is two in winter. - George Herbert

A hard dog to keep on the porch. - Hillary Clinton

An old man loved is winter with flowers. - Unknown

I'm walking here! I'm walking here! - Midnight Cowboy

You can't get too much winter in the winter. - Robert Frost

The best remedy for a short temper is a long walk. - Jacqueline Schiff

Some people walk in the rain, others just get wet. - Roger Miller

To shorten winter, borrow some money due in spring. - W.J. Vogel

If a man be great, even his dog will ear a proud look. - Japanese Proverb

The scalded dog fears hot water, and afterwards, cold. - Italian Proverb

Winter is on my head, but eternal spring is in my heart. - Victor Hugo

God is at home, it's we who have gone out for a walk. - Meister Eckhart

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. - Andy Rooney

I love hiking, paddle boarding and listening to the Veronicas. - Bindi Irwin

Hiking's not for everyone. Notice the wilderness is mostly empty. - Sonja Yoerg

The time will come when winter will ask what you were doing all summer. - Henry Clay

It is better to have ten skeletons in your closet, than walk with no bones. - Anthony Liccione

Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas

Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light. - Helen Keller

They invented wheelbarrows to teach FAA inspectors to walk on their hind legs. - Martin Caidin

There are no wrong turnings. Only paths we had not known we were meant to walk. - Guy Gavriel Kay

Observe your dog: if he's fat, then you're not getting enough exercise. - Evan Esar

I'm not buying my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did. - Yogi Berra

The last time I saw him he was walking down Lover's Lane holding his own hand. - Fred Allen

What good is the warmth of summer, without the cold of winter to give it sweetness. - John Steinbeck

Raising boys is like raising puppies. One must take them for a walk every few hours. - Jody Defries

Until you walk a mile in another man's moccasins you can't imagine the smell. - Robert Byrne

I used to think that one of the great signs of security was the ability to just walk away. - Jack Nicholson

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley

I walk around like everything if fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off. - Unknown

If Springtime crawls out of the wild mouths of flowers, then surely, Winter crawls out of mine. - Cecilia Llompart

We all get the same amount of ice. The rich get it in the summer. The poor get it in the winter. - Bat Masterson

If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno

When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson

Usually the thing that signifies that I'm done with the winter and all that is that I start skateboarding. - Shaun White

The effective leader recognizes that they are more dependent on their people than they are on them. Walk softly. - Brian Tracy

My girlfriend's dog died. So I got her an identical one. She was livid; 'What am I going to do with two dead dogs?' - Gary Delaney

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown


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04-Jun-2020