Dog tags ring, are you listenin’?
In the lane, snow is glistenin’.
It’s yellow, NOT white - I’ve been there tonight,
Marking up my winter wonderland.
Smell that tree? That’s my fragrance.
It’s a sign for wandering vagrants;
“Avoid where I pee, it’s MY pro-per-ty!
Marked up as my winter wonderland.”
In the meadow dad will build a snowman,
following the classical design.
Then I’ll lift my leg and let it go Man,
So all the world will know it’s mine-mine-mine!
Straight from me to the fence post,
flows the stream that I love most;
It says, “Stay off my TURF, this small piece of earth,
I marked it as my winter wonderland.”
And after winter folweth grene May. - Geoffrey Chaucer
Zit: Command given to a spotted dog - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I am I because my little dog knows me. - Gertrude Stein
The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown
An old man in love is like a flower in winter. - Portuguese Proverb
To shorten winter, borrow some money due in spring. - W.J. Vogel
One trained dog equals 60 search-and-rescue workers. - Charles Stoehr
Be on your guard against a silent dog and still water. - Latin Proverb
If a man be great, even his dog will ear a proud look. - Japanese Proverb
The scalded dog fears hot water, and afterwards, cold. - Italian Proverb
God is at home, it's we who have gone out for a walk. - Meister Eckhart
Gigantic: The biggest, scariest bug in your dog's fur - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A hot dog at the ballpark is better than a steak at the Ritz. - Humphrey Bogart
Elixir: What a dog does to his owner when she gives him a bone - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
When you think about a walking tree, laughter is the response. - John Rhys-Davies
I always like walking in the rain, so no one can see me crying. - Charlie Chaplin
Happiness is coming home and knowing your dog is there to greet you. - Unknown
I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare
The bodies in my floor all trusted someone. Now I walk on them to tea. - Victoria Schwab
Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas
My feet will want to walk to where you are sleeping, but I shall go on living. - Pablo Neruda
Birds with broken wings walking on the ground were once flying high up in the sky. - Mehmet M Ildan
Never give advice unless you have walked the walk, because anybody can talk the talk. - Valencia Mackie
Until you walk a mile in another man's moccasins you can't imagine the smell. - Robert Byrne
The miracle is not to fly in the air, or to walk on the water, but to walk on the earth. - Chinese Proverb
It's not the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog. - Mark Twain
I can imagine few worse fates than walking around for the rest of one's life wearing a typo. - Anne Fadiman
Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx
Walk away from anything or anyone who takes away from your joy. Life is too short to put up with fools. - Unknown
America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a chair. - Arnold Toynbee
When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. - John B. Bogart
Without love, what are we worth? Eighty-nine cents! Eighty-nine cents worth of chemicals walking around lonely. - Hawkeye
The effective leader recognizes that they are more dependent on their people than they are on them. Walk softly. - Brian Tracy
This is what the Lord asks of you: only this, to act justly, to love tenderly, and to walk humbly with your God. - Bible
When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you. - Nora Ephron
Everyone has a skeleton in their closet. The difference between Bill Clinton and myself is that he has a walk-in closet. - Pat Buchanan
Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares? He's a mile away and you've got his shoes. - Billy Connolly
I felt as if I were walking with destiny, and that all my past life had been but a preparation for this hour and this trial. - Winston Churchill
Passover and Easter are the only Jewish and Christian holidays that move in sync, like the ice skating pairs we saw during the winter Olympics. - Marvin Olasky
Think while walking, walk while thinking, and let writing be but the light pause, as the body on a walk rests in contemplation of wide open spaces. - Frederic Gros
Christmas, Dog & Music Sections
Japanese Diving Platform
How To Burn Fat
FishSun - Touching The Sun
Slamming On Your Brakes
UFO Caught On Tape
The Great Depression