Dog tags ring, are you listenin’?
In the lane, snow is glistenin’.
It’s yellow, NOT white - I’ve been there tonight,
Marking up my winter wonderland.
Smell that tree? That’s my fragrance.
It’s a sign for wandering vagrants;
“Avoid where I pee, it’s MY pro-per-ty!
Marked up as my winter wonderland.”
In the meadow dad will build a snowman,
following the classical design.
Then I’ll lift my leg and let it go Man,
So all the world will know it’s mine-mine-mine!
Straight from me to the fence post,
flows the stream that I love most;
It says, “Stay off my TURF, this small piece of earth,
I marked it as my winter wonderland.”
Every dog has his day. - Unknown
Every mile is two in winter. - George Herbert
A hungry dog will eat dirty puddings. - Latin Proverb
I am I because my little dog knows me. - Gertrude Stein
If winter comes, can spring be far behind? - Percy Bysshe Shelley
Hiking in undiscovered places is a lot of fun. - Karolina Kurkova
Speed is not a priority, just enjoy your hike. - Barry Putra
You can't get too much winter in the winter. - Robert Frost
To shorten winter, borrow some money due in spring. - W.J. Vogel
I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers
Take a walk with a turtle. And behold the world in pause. - Bruce Feiler
Never take a job where winter winds can blow up your pants. - Geraldo Rivera
The coldest winter I ever spent was summer in San Francisco. - Mark Twain
My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield
A hot dog at the ballpark is better than a steak at the Ritz. - Humphrey Bogart
The dog who meets with a good master is the happier of the two. - Maurice Maeterlinck
Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas
They invented wheelbarrows to teach FAA inspectors to walk on their hind legs. - Martin Caidin
There are no wrong turnings. Only paths we had not known we were meant to walk. - Guy Gavriel Kay
Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. - Unknown
In the depth of winter, I finally learned that within me there lay an invincible summer. - Albert Camus
Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. - Ann Landers
I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart
I am on your Walk of Fame in Toronto. My sense of humour is Canadian. But I can't vote. - Donald Sutherland
Some folks look at me and see a certain swagger, which in Texas is called 'walking.' - George W. Bush
Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney
A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley
Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx
When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson
A well-developed sense of humor is the pole that adds balance to your steps as you walk the tightrope of life. - William Arthur Ward
May you always walk in sunshine. May you never want for more. May Irish angels rest their wings right beside your door. - Irish Blessings
Everyone has a skeleton in their closet. The difference between Bill Clinton and myself is that he has a walk-in closet. - Pat Buchanan
An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut
Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares? He's a mile away and you've got his shoes. - Billy Connolly
I felt as if I were walking with destiny, and that all my past life had been but a preparation for this hour and this trial. - Winston Churchill
If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain
One day you will ask me which is more important? My life or yours? I will say mine and you will walk away not knowing that you are my life. - Khalil Gibran
If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain
Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia
When I walk down the street in New York, the building constructor, the guy pounding cement and what not, will yell, "Hey, you hockey puck!" - Don Rickles
Every mile is two in winter. - George Herbert
A hungry dog will eat dirty puddings. - Latin Proverb
I am I because my little dog knows me. - Gertrude Stein
If winter comes, can spring be far behind? - Percy Bysshe Shelley
Hiking in undiscovered places is a lot of fun. - Karolina Kurkova
Speed is not a priority, just enjoy your hike. - Barry Putra
You can't get too much winter in the winter. - Robert Frost
To shorten winter, borrow some money due in spring. - W.J. Vogel
I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers
Take a walk with a turtle. And behold the world in pause. - Bruce Feiler
Never take a job where winter winds can blow up your pants. - Geraldo Rivera
The coldest winter I ever spent was summer in San Francisco. - Mark Twain
My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield
A hot dog at the ballpark is better than a steak at the Ritz. - Humphrey Bogart
The dog who meets with a good master is the happier of the two. - Maurice Maeterlinck
Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas
They invented wheelbarrows to teach FAA inspectors to walk on their hind legs. - Martin Caidin
There are no wrong turnings. Only paths we had not known we were meant to walk. - Guy Gavriel Kay
Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. - Unknown
In the depth of winter, I finally learned that within me there lay an invincible summer. - Albert Camus
Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. - Ann Landers
I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart
I am on your Walk of Fame in Toronto. My sense of humour is Canadian. But I can't vote. - Donald Sutherland
Some folks look at me and see a certain swagger, which in Texas is called 'walking.' - George W. Bush
Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney
A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley
Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx
When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson
A well-developed sense of humor is the pole that adds balance to your steps as you walk the tightrope of life. - William Arthur Ward
May you always walk in sunshine. May you never want for more. May Irish angels rest their wings right beside your door. - Irish Blessings
Everyone has a skeleton in their closet. The difference between Bill Clinton and myself is that he has a walk-in closet. - Pat Buchanan
An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut
Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares? He's a mile away and you've got his shoes. - Billy Connolly
I felt as if I were walking with destiny, and that all my past life had been but a preparation for this hour and this trial. - Winston Churchill
If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain
One day you will ask me which is more important? My life or yours? I will say mine and you will walk away not knowing that you are my life. - Khalil Gibran
If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain
Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia
When I walk down the street in New York, the building constructor, the guy pounding cement and what not, will yell, "Hey, you hockey puck!" - Don Rickles
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