Dog tags ring, are you listenin’?
In the lane, snow is glistenin’.
It’s yellow, NOT white - I’ve been there tonight,
Marking up my winter wonderland.
Smell that tree? That’s my fragrance.
It’s a sign for wandering vagrants;
“Avoid where I pee, it’s MY pro-per-ty!
Marked up as my winter wonderland.”
In the meadow dad will build a snowman,
following the classical design.
Then I’ll lift my leg and let it go Man,
So all the world will know it’s mine-mine-mine!
Straight from me to the fence post,
flows the stream that I love most;
It says, “Stay off my TURF, this small piece of earth,
I marked it as my winter wonderland.”
Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb
Every mile is two in winter. - George Herbert
Do crabs think we walk sideways? - Bill Murray
I will not walk backward in life. - JRR Tolkien
A good bone does not always come to a good dog. - French Proverb
Some people walk in the rain, others just get wet. - Roger Miller
The elephant does not limp when walking on thorns. - African Proverb
Anywhere is walking distance if you've got the time. - Steven Wright
A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash
God is at home, it's we who have gone out for a walk. - Meister Eckhart
The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. - Andy Rooney
The coldest winter I ever spent was summer in San Francisco. - Mark Twain
A hot dog at the ballpark is better than a steak at the Ritz. - Humphrey Bogart
The dog who meets with a good master is the happier of the two. - Maurice Maeterlinck
Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown
The older a man gets, the farther he had to walk to school as a boy. - Henry Brightman
Walking has been ridiculous in college basketball the past 15 years. - Bobby Knight
It was so hot today I saw a pigeon walking in the shadow of Orson Welles. - Johnny Carson
It is better to have ten skeletons in your closet, than walk with no bones. - Anthony Liccione
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself. - Josh Billings
It's better to walk alone, than with a crowd going in the wrong direction. - Diane Grant
My feet will want to walk to where you are sleeping, but I shall go on living. - Pablo Neruda
The last time I saw him he was walking down Lover's Lane holding his own hand. - Fred Allen
Until you walk a mile in another man's moccasins you can't imagine the smell. - Robert Byrne
I'm the only woman who can walk in Central Park at night... and reduce the crime rate. - Phyllis Diller
I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart
We all get the same amount of ice. The rich get it in the summer. The poor get it in the winter. - Bat Masterson
I can imagine few worse fates than walking around for the rest of one's life wearing a typo. - Anne Fadiman
You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy
The sun always comes up. Spring always comes after winter. The river always reaches the ocean. Always. - Maxime Lagace
I'm suspicious of people who don't like dogs, but I trust a dog when it doesn't like a person. - Unknown
A well-developed sense of humor is the pole that adds balance to your steps as you walk the tightrope of life. - William Arthur Ward
Usually the thing that signifies that I'm done with the winter and all that is that I start skateboarding. - Shaun White
The effective leader recognizes that they are more dependent on their people than they are on them. Walk softly. - Brian Tracy
Faith is belief in what you cannot see or prove or touch. Faith is walking face-first and full-speed into the dark. - Elizabeth Gilbert
Everyone has a skeleton in their closet. The difference between Bill Clinton and myself is that he has a walk-in closet. - Pat Buchanan
Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend. - Albert Camus
If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. - Alfred N Whitehead
Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown
We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up. - Phyllis Diller
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