Dog tags ring, are you listenin’?
In the lane, snow is glistenin’.
It’s yellow, NOT white - I’ve been there tonight,
Marking up my winter wonderland.
Smell that tree? That’s my fragrance.
It’s a sign for wandering vagrants;
“Avoid where I pee, it’s MY pro-per-ty!
Marked up as my winter wonderland.”
In the meadow dad will build a snowman,
following the classical design.
Then I’ll lift my leg and let it go Man,
So all the world will know it’s mine-mine-mine!
Straight from me to the fence post,
flows the stream that I love most;
It says, “Stay off my TURF, this small piece of earth,
I marked it as my winter wonderland.”
Colic: A sheep dog - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Every mile is two in winter. - George Herbert
He who limps is still walking. - Joan Rivers
Dyspupsia: Being sick as a dog. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Now is the winter of our discontent - William Shakespeare
All know the way, few actually walk it. - Bodhidharma
My little dog - a heartbeat at my feet. - Edith Wharton
Would a fly without wings be called a walk? - George Carlin
An old man in love is like a flower in winter. - Portuguese Proverb
No winter lasts forever; no spring skips its turn. - Hal Borland
I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. - Steven Wright
One trained dog equals 60 search-and-rescue workers. - Charles Stoehr
I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too! - The Wizard of Oz
Faith lightens the path your shadowed mind has to walk. - Michelle Horst
The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. - Andy Rooney
Never take a job where winter winds can blow up your pants. - Geraldo Rivera
I'm walking backwards for Christmas Across the Irish Sea. - Spike Milligan
It is better to have ten skeletons in your closet, than walk with no bones. - Anthony Liccione
Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. - Unknown
Every boy should have two things: a dog and a mother willing to let him have one. - Unknown
People think I have an interesting walk. Hell, I am just trying to hold my gut in. - Robert Mitchum
What good is the warmth of summer, without the cold of winter to give it sweetness. - John Steinbeck
My legs are so sore from the gym that I almost couldn't walk to the donut shop. - Bill Murray
I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile. Then walk into a pole. - Unknown
Perfection is my motto. Percentage is my middle name. Walk alone and wait for no man. - Unknown
It is better to limp along the right path than to walk strongly in the wrong direction. - St Thomas Aquinas
I used to think that one of the great signs of security was the ability to just walk away. - Jack Nicholson
I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart
If I had a flower for every time I thought of you... I could walk through my garden forever. - Alfred Tennyson
Some folks look at me and see a certain swagger, which in Texas is called 'walking.' - George W. Bush
A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley
Men are like linoleum floors. Lay 'em right and you can walk all over them for thirty years. - Betsy Salkind
It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield
Everyone has a skeleton in their closet. The difference between Bill Clinton and myself is that he has a walk-in closet. - Pat Buchanan
We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner
I felt as if I were walking with destiny, and that all my past life had been but a preparation for this hour and this trial. - Winston Churchill
The only thing more depressing than another six weeks of winter would be having to spend them in Punxsutawney, Pennsylvania. - Unknown
I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright
If we had no winter, the spring would not be so pleasant; if we did not sometimes taste of adversity, prosperity would not be so welcome. - Anne Bradstreet
When I walk down the street in New York, the building constructor, the guy pounding cement and what not, will yell, "Hey, you hockey puck!" - Don Rickles
Every mile is two in winter. - George Herbert
He who limps is still walking. - Joan Rivers
Dyspupsia: Being sick as a dog. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Now is the winter of our discontent - William Shakespeare
All know the way, few actually walk it. - Bodhidharma
My little dog - a heartbeat at my feet. - Edith Wharton
Would a fly without wings be called a walk? - George Carlin
An old man in love is like a flower in winter. - Portuguese Proverb
No winter lasts forever; no spring skips its turn. - Hal Borland
I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. - Steven Wright
One trained dog equals 60 search-and-rescue workers. - Charles Stoehr
I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too! - The Wizard of Oz
Faith lightens the path your shadowed mind has to walk. - Michelle Horst
The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. - Andy Rooney
Never take a job where winter winds can blow up your pants. - Geraldo Rivera
I'm walking backwards for Christmas Across the Irish Sea. - Spike Milligan
It is better to have ten skeletons in your closet, than walk with no bones. - Anthony Liccione
Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. - Unknown
Every boy should have two things: a dog and a mother willing to let him have one. - Unknown
People think I have an interesting walk. Hell, I am just trying to hold my gut in. - Robert Mitchum
What good is the warmth of summer, without the cold of winter to give it sweetness. - John Steinbeck
My legs are so sore from the gym that I almost couldn't walk to the donut shop. - Bill Murray
I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile. Then walk into a pole. - Unknown
Perfection is my motto. Percentage is my middle name. Walk alone and wait for no man. - Unknown
It is better to limp along the right path than to walk strongly in the wrong direction. - St Thomas Aquinas
I used to think that one of the great signs of security was the ability to just walk away. - Jack Nicholson
I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart
If I had a flower for every time I thought of you... I could walk through my garden forever. - Alfred Tennyson
Some folks look at me and see a certain swagger, which in Texas is called 'walking.' - George W. Bush
A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley
Men are like linoleum floors. Lay 'em right and you can walk all over them for thirty years. - Betsy Salkind
It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield
Everyone has a skeleton in their closet. The difference between Bill Clinton and myself is that he has a walk-in closet. - Pat Buchanan
We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner
I felt as if I were walking with destiny, and that all my past life had been but a preparation for this hour and this trial. - Winston Churchill
The only thing more depressing than another six weeks of winter would be having to spend them in Punxsutawney, Pennsylvania. - Unknown
I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright
If we had no winter, the spring would not be so pleasant; if we did not sometimes taste of adversity, prosperity would not be so welcome. - Anne Bradstreet
When I walk down the street in New York, the building constructor, the guy pounding cement and what not, will yell, "Hey, you hockey puck!" - Don Rickles
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