Walking In A Doggie Wonderland

Sung to the tune of Winter Wonderland


Dog tags ring, are you listenin’?
In the lane, snow is glistenin’.
It’s yellow, NOT white - I’ve been there tonight,
Marking up my winter wonderland.

Smell that tree? That’s my fragrance.
It’s a sign for wandering vagrants;
“Avoid where I pee, it’s MY pro-per-ty!
Marked up as my winter wonderland.”

In the meadow dad will build a snowman,
following the classical design.
Then I’ll lift my leg and let it go Man,
So all the world will know it’s mine-mine-mine!

Straight from me to the fence post,
flows the stream that I love most;
It says, “Stay off my TURF, this small piece of earth,
I marked it as my winter wonderland.”


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Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb

The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher

Do crabs think we walk sideways? - Bill Murray

Lassitude: A heroic dog with attitude - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

He who hurries can not walk with dignity. - Chinese Proverb

In the kingdom of hope, there is no winter. - Russian Proverb

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin

You can't get too much winter in the winter. - Robert Frost

To walk out of His will is to walk into nowhere. - C S Lewis

Walk as if you are kissing the Earth with your feet. - Thich Nhat Hanh

Properly trained, a man can be dog's best friend. - Corey Ford

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman

I love hiking, paddle boarding and listening to the Veronicas. - Bindi Irwin

I took a walk in the woods and came out taller than the trees. - Henry David Thoreau

The dog who meets with a good master is the happier of the two. - Maurice Maeterlinck

Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten

If you're already walking on thin ice, you might as well dance. - Proverb

The older a man gets, the farther he had to walk to school as a boy. - Henry Brightman

It is better to have ten skeletons in your closet, than walk with no bones. - Anthony Liccione

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself. - Josh Billings

I'm not buying my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did. - Yogi Berra

What good is the warmth of summer, without the cold of winter to give it sweetness. - John Steinbeck

Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in. - Mark Twain

If I had a flower for every time I thought of you... I could walk through my garden forever. - Alfred Tennyson

Some folks look at me and see a certain swagger, which in Texas is called 'walking.' - George W. Bush

I walk around like everything if fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off. - Unknown

Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. - Sue Murphy

If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around. - Unknown

Too much sun after a Syracuse winter does strange things to your head, makes you feel strong, even if you aren't. - Laurie H. Anderson

If you're walking down the right path and you're willing to keep walking, eventually you'll make progress. - Barack Obama

Everyone has a skeleton in their closet. The difference between Bill Clinton and myself is that he has a walk-in closet. - Pat Buchanan

Thirty was so strange for me. I've really had to come to terms with the fact that I am now a walking and talking adult. - C S Lewis

Every man must decide whether he will walk in the light of creative altruism, or in the darkness of destructive selfishness. - Martin Luther King Jr

He who would learn to fly on day must first learn to stand and walk and run and climb and dance; one cannot fly into flying. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend. - Albert Camus

Our society is walking through a maze of cultural land mines and the heaviest price is exacted as we send our children on ahead. - Ravi Zacharias

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner

Life is always walking up to us and saying, "Come on in, the living's fine," and what do we do? Back off and take its picture. - Russell Baker

From lessening negativity to boosting creativity, hiking in fresh air actually boosts brain power and can help certain parts of the brain grow. - Meredith Carey


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21-Oct-2020