Walking In A Doggie Wonderland

Sung to the tune of Winter Wonderland


Dog tags ring, are you listenin’?
In the lane, snow is glistenin’.
It’s yellow, NOT white - I’ve been there tonight,
Marking up my winter wonderland.

Smell that tree? That’s my fragrance.
It’s a sign for wandering vagrants;
“Avoid where I pee, it’s MY pro-per-ty!
Marked up as my winter wonderland.”

In the meadow dad will build a snowman,
following the classical design.
Then I’ll lift my leg and let it go Man,
So all the world will know it’s mine-mine-mine!

Straight from me to the fence post,
flows the stream that I love most;
It says, “Stay off my TURF, this small piece of earth,
I marked it as my winter wonderland.”


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Southpaw: A dog who is left-handed - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Now is the winter of our discontent - William Shakespeare

All know the way, few actually walk it. - Bodhidharma

Would a fly without wings be called a walk? - George Carlin

You can't teach a young dog old tricks. - Warren Buffett

I'm walking here! I'm walking here! - Midnight Cowboy

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

Speed is not a priority, just enjoy your hike. - Barry Putra

To walk out of His will is to walk into nowhere. - C S Lewis

The best remedy for a short temper is a long walk. - Jacqueline Schiff

The elephant does not limp when walking on thorns. - African Proverb

Properly trained, a man can be dog's best friend. - Corey Ford

God is at home, it's we who have gone out for a walk. - Meister Eckhart

One may walk over the highest mountain one step at a time. - John Wanamaker

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. - Andy Rooney

I will not let anyone walk through my mind with their dirty feet. - Mohandas K. Gandhi

Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

Keep on with hope in your heart, and you'll never walk alone. - Rukh Khan

It was so hot today I saw a pigeon walking in the shadow of Orson Welles. - Johnny Carson

It is better to have ten skeletons in your closet, than walk with no bones. - Anthony Liccione

Observe your dog: if he's fat, then you're not getting enough exercise. - Evan Esar

Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. - Unknown

Every boy should have two things: a dog and a mother willing to let him have one. - Unknown

Sun salutations can energize and warm you, even on the darkest, coldest winter day. - Carol Krucoff

My legs are so sore from the gym that I almost couldn't walk to the donut shop. - Bill Murray

You can lead a herring to water, but you have to walk really fast or he'll die. - Rose

The miracle is not to fly in the air, or to walk on the water, but to walk on the earth. - Chinese Proverb

I used to think that one of the great signs of security was the ability to just walk away. - Jack Nicholson

While waiting for a Moses to lead us into the promised land, we have forgotten how to walk. - Wendell Johnson

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

Walk away from anything or anyone who takes away from your joy. Life is too short to put up with fools. - Unknown

The secret to living well and longer is: EAT half; WALK double; LAUGH triple; and LOVE without measure. - Unknown

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield

Ever wonder where you'd end up if you took your dog for a walk and never once pulled back on the leash? - Robert Brault

The effective leader recognizes that they are more dependent on their people than they are on them. Walk softly. - Brian Tracy

I walk like a duck: very straight up and down. Or like a penguin. It's a dead giveaway that I'm a dancer. - David Hallberg

If you're walking down the right path and you're willing to keep walking, eventually you'll make progress. - Barack Obama

New Pasta Diet: Just walk pasta bakery without stopping. Walk pasta candy store without stopping. Walk pasta ice cream shop without stopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Passover and Easter are the only Jewish and Christian holidays that move in sync, like the ice skating pairs we saw during the winter Olympics. - Marvin Olasky


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17-May-2022