Real Iron Man Competition

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Real Iron Man Competition

No Sane man will dance. - Cicero

The man with no imagination has no wings. - Muhammad Ali

Until Eve arrived, this was a man's world. - Richard Armour

Man is born free, and everywhere he is in chains. - Jean-Jacques Rousseau

Taking joy in life is a woman's best cosmetic. - Rosalind Russell

A good scare is worth more to a man than good advice. - Edgar Watson Howe

A reckless man by nature who attempted unusual deeds. - Leo the Deacon

No sooner said than done - so acts your man of worth. - Quintus Ennius

I like men who have a future and women who have a past. - Oscar Wilde

I have much more faith in a kind man than I do in mankind. - Unknown

A wise man will live as much within his wit as his income. - Philip Dormer Stanhope

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong. - Milton Berle

An honest man in politics shines more than he would elsewhere. - Mark Twain

The more things a man is ashamed of, the more respectable he is. - George Bernard Shaw

Men are not disturbed by things, but the view they take of things. - Epictetus

Heresies are experiments in man's unsatisfied search for truth. - H G Wells

The man who can dominate a London dinner-table can dominate the world. - Oscar Wilde

My wife's an earth sign. I'm a water sign. Together we make mud. - Henny Youngman

It is better to risk saving a guilty man than to condemn an innocent one. - Voltaire

That woman speaks eighteen languages and can't say no in any of them. - Dorothy Parker

The silence of a man who loves to praise is a censure sufficiently severe. - Charlotte Lennox

The only stable state is the one in which all men are equal before the law. - Aristotle

If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes? - George Carlin

No man is good enough to govern another man without that other's consent. - Abraham Lincoln

A woman is like a teabag. Only in hot water do you realize how strong she is. - Nancy Reagan

Men have died from time to time, and worms have eaten them - but not for love. - William Shakespeare

What the superior man seeks is in himself. What the mean man seeks is in others. - Confucius

Man's mind, once stretched by a new idea, never regains its original dimensions. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. - Doug Larson

Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. - Oscar Wilde

In other men, taste for slaughter sometimes loses its force. In Constantius it became more violent. - Ammianus Marcellinus

The praise we seek for our own virtues sometimes tempts us to flatter the imperfections of other men. - Norman MacDonald

A woman, especially if she has the misfortune of knowing anything, should conceal it as well as she can. - Jane Austen

Happy the man who has broken the chains which hurt the mind, and has given up worrying, once and for all. - Ovid

I haven't reported my missing credit card to the police because whoever stole it is spending less than my wife. - Ilie Nastase

I tell ya, my wife and I, we don't think alike. She donates money to the homeless, and I donate money to the topless. - Rodney Dangerfield

Hosting the Oscars is much like making love to a woman. It's something I only get to do when Billy Crystal is out of town. - Steve Martin

I believe there's an Almighty, and I believe the Almighty's great gift to each man and woman in this world is the desire to be free. - George W Bush

Man is the only animal who enjoys the consolation of believing in a next life; all other animals enjoy the consolation of not worrying about it. - Robert Brault

Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere. - Groucho Marx

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