Memory Test
Three old men
are at the doctor for a memory test. The doctor says to the first old man,
“What is
three times three?”
“274” was his reply.
The doctor worriedly says to the second man,
“It's your
turn. What is three times three?”
“Tuesday” replies the second man.
The doctor sadly says to the third man,
“Okay, your
turn. What's three times three?”
“Nine,” says the third man.
“That's great!” exclaims the doctor.
“How did you
get that?”
“Piece of cake, Doc” says the third man.
“I just
subtracted 274 from Tuesday.”