New Airforce One Plane

Texan influence helps plane airflow



New Texas Airforce One Plane

Adding a personal touch to the President’s plane

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Olfactory: Texas petroleum refinery - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Travel, of course, narrows the mind. - Malcolm Muggeridge

He who does not travel does not know the value of men. - Moorish Proverb

Texas is a hotbed of insanely good bands and musicians. - Henry Rollins

I'm super laid back. I'm from Texas. I love my family. - Selena Gomez

In Texas it's always hot, dry, sunny, not a cloud in the sky. - Piper Perabo

I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin

The folks in Mississippi are saying, 'Thank God for Texas.' - Kinky Friedman

Texas is now a cornerstone of the electoral college for Republicans. - Ed Gillespie

In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children. - Robert Benchley

News events are like Texas weather. If you don't like it, wait a minute. - Jessica Savitch

A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes. - Mark Twain

How can you look at the Texas legislature and still believe in intelligent design? - Kinky Friedman

Some folks look at me and see a certain swagger, which in Texas is called 'walking.' - George W. Bush

Artists are blessed to travel all over the world. They see the trends before they even come out. - Tina Knowles

People travel to faraway places to watch, in fascination, the kind of people they ignore at home. - Dagobert D. Runes

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read in the train. - Oscar Wilde

I travel without barely any luggage. Just a second set of underwear and binoculars and a map and a toothbrush. - Werner Herzog

For my part, I travel not to go anywhere, but to go. I travel for travel's sake. The great affair is to move. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Travel is more than the seeing of sights; it is a change that goes on, deep and permanent, in the ideas of living. - Miriam Beard

A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse

Bruce Lee's fast pace, Jet Li's pretty style and Jet Li's acrobatics combine with Muay Thai for my own style. - Tony Jaa

The whole object of travel is not to set foot on foreign land; it is at last to set foot on one's own country as a foreign land. - G K Chesterton

If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff? - George Carlin

Love is like jumping out of an airplane with no parachute. But there’s no need to be frightened, because that plane is still on the ground. - Jarod Kintz


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