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Noah’s canning factory

Q: What did Noah say as he was loading the Ark?
A: “Now I herd everything.”

Q: Why did the people on the ark think the horses were pessimistic?
A: They kept saying neigh.

Q: What animal could Noah not trust?
A: The cheetah.

Q: Why couldn’t they play cards on the ark?
A: Noah was sitting on the deck.

Q: Who was the first canning factory run by?
A: Noah - he had a boat full of preserved pairs.

Q: Was Noah the first one out of the Ark?
A: No, he came fourth out of the ark.

Q: Which animal took the most baggage into the arc?
A: The elephant took his trunk.

Q: What animal took the least baggage into the arc?
A: The fox and the rooster took only a brush and comb between them.

Q: Why weren’t there any worms on the arc?
A: Because worms come in apples not in pairs.

Q: Where did Noah keep the bees?
A: In the ark hives.

Q: Where was Noah when the lights went out?
A: In d’ark.

Q: Why couldn’t Noah catch many fish?
A: He only had two worms.

Q: What did the cat say when the ark landed?
A: Is that Ararat?


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