Anything To Pass The Exam
What would you do to pass an exam?

A student comes to a young professor’s office hours. She glances down the hall, closes his door, kneels pleadingly.

“I would do anything to pass this exam.”

She leans closer to him; flips back her hair, gazes meaningfully into his eyes.

“I mean...” she whispers, “I would do... ANYTHING!”

He returns her gaze. “Anything?”

“Yes... ANYTHING!”

His voice turns to a whisper. “Would you... study?”


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19-Oct-2020