A student comes to a young professor’s office hours. She glances down the hall, closes his door, kneels pleadingly. “I would do anything to pass this exam.” She leans closer to him; flips back her hair, gazes meaningfully into his eyes. “I mean...” she whispers, “I would do... ANYTHING!” He returns her gaze. “Anything?” “Yes... ANYTHING!” His voice turns to a whisper. “Would you... study?” see also   College   &  School  Sections Apocryphal Metaphors from Student Essays Children’s Quotes Children’s Science Exam Answers Daffynitions Hangman Math Inspiring School Exams Nitrate Redneck Engineering Exam   Live Long Street Texas Car Wash 1934 Modern Home Breakfast Cupcakes Microsoft Messenger - Prototype Five Firm Brakes Tire Dark Side Bus Stop Only in Las Vegas Sailing Duck Redneck Stairs Computer Challenged 1st Rolex Tennis Plant Florida Moves Out Of Hurricane Zone Small Bills Denmark Traffic Signals Nail Polish Lookalilikes Game Car Overloaded Mailbox Redneck Phone

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