We tried so
hard to make things better for our kids that we made them worse. For my grandchildren, I’d like better. Happiness is health and a short memory. - Unknown The best doctor gives the least medicines. - Benjamin Franklin Happiness is good health and a bad memory. - Ingrid Bergman The way a doctor writes out a subscription. - Archie Bunker False Doctrine: Giving people the wrong medicine - Daffynitions joe-ks.com The No. 1 cause of bankruptcies is medical bills. - Michael Moore Three out of four doctors recommend another doctor. - Graffito A man without a woman is like a neck without a pain. - WC Fields Surgeon: The person who was a cut-up at medical school - Daffynitions joe-ks.com A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running. - Groucho Marx Through pain I've learned to comfort suffering men. - Virgil Why is it we never get our bad medicine in small doses? - Edmund H North Drown in a vat of whiskey? Oh death, where is thy sting? - WC Fields If we become ill, modern medicine can work healing miracles. - Joseph B Wirthlin A doctor whose breath smells has no right to medical opinion. - Martin H. Fischer Medicine sometimes snatches away health, sometimes gives it. - Ovid God invented whiskey to prevent the Irish from ruling the world. - Irish Saying Chiropractor: A Doctor who works his fingers to the bone - yours - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Too much of anything is bad. Too much of good whisky is barely enough. - Mark Twain I was under medication when I made the decision not to burn the tapes. - Richard M Nixon One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life: That word is love. - Sophocles One of the major goals of health insurance reform is to bring down the cost. - Valerie Jarrett A woman doctor is only good for women's problems - like your groinocology - Archie Bunker No pain, no palm; no thorns, no throne; no gall, no glory; no cross, no crown. - William Penn Health is like money - we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it. - Josh Billings Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. - Redd Foxx People pay the doctor for his trouble; for his kindness they still remain in his debt. - Seneca Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. - Robert Orben When you can tell the story and it doesn't bring up any pain, you known it is healed. - Lyanla Vanzant I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course. - Groucho Marx A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines. - Frank Lloyd Wright My own prescription for health is less paperwork and more running barefoot through the grass. - Leslie Grimutter My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people. - Orson Welles They have gun control in Cuba. They have universal health care in Cuba. So why do they want to come here? - Paul Harvey Kindness and a generous spirit go a long way. And a sense of humor. It's like medicine - very healing. - Max Irons Lord save us all from old age and broken health and a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms. - Mark Twain Health is your greatest wealth, so experiencing a marathon and seeing what you're capable of is really special. - Christy Turlington My doctor recently told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already. - Milton Berle It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker In those days the best painkiller was ice. It wasn't addictive, and it was particularly effective if you poured some whiskey over it. - George Burns see also Medical Section Adaptive Roots Ancestry Rewind Aunt From Desert Storm Auntie Gravity Research Babysitting Kids Boot Camp Chimera Genetics Control Brothers Family Bike Family Fun Family Hands Family Jewels Family Music Family Photo Family Picture Family Planning Advice Family Reunion Family Ties Family Tree Generations Past And Present Get Along Shirt Hands On Tree Holding His Own Portraits How Babies Are Made In Canada Lard Family Learn By Example Modern Stick Family Mom Lookout Motherhood Parent Delete Proud Pug Parents Redneck Stick Family Sister DNA Son Shine Stick Family Meal The Ass Family The Van Gogh Family Tree Tom Lee Music Franchise Opportunities Walker Buddies You Guys Make Me Sick |
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