It was visitor’s day at the lunatic asylum. All the inmates were standing in the courtyard and singing “Ave Maria.” And singing it beautifully. Oddly, each of them was holding a red apple in one hand and tapping it rhythmically with a pencil. A visitor listened in wonderment to the performance and then approached the conductor of the choir. “I am a retired choir director,” he said. “This is one of the best choirs I have ever heard.” “Yes, I’m very proud of them,” said the conductor. “You should take them on tour,” said the visitor, “what are they called?” “Surely that’s obvious,” replied the conductor. “They are the Moron Tapanapple Choir.” see also   Music  Section State Mental Choir   Idling Eric Idle Glass World - Where Plumbers Buy High Heel Diver Rising To The Occasion Annual Meeting of the Ontario Summer Tires Club I See You Get Off Your High Horse Redneck Towing Revenge of the Stallion 2021 Hooters Owl and Birds of Prey Calendars Rat Cut Spot the Hidden Barred Owl Smoking Hot Body Billy the Eagle Owl Star Wars Fisherman The Devil's Swimming Pool Pet Dentist Nuts And Fruitcakes Spiral Staircase Scubaru

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