It’s Coffee Time @ DonutLand

Donut give up. - Homer Simpson

But first, donuts. - Unknown

Donut know. Donut care. - Unknown

Whatever sprinkles your donut. - Unknown

Has Beans: Used coffee grounds - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm just here for the donuts. - Unknown

Coffee and love taste best when hot. - German Proverb

Life is too short to say no to donuts. - Unknown

Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks? - Steven Wright

I donut know what I'd do without you. - Unknown

When coffee dreams, it dreams of chocolate. - Unknown

My head says gym, but my heart says donuts. - Unknown

Step aside Coffee. This is a job for Alcohol. - Unknown

Donuts - is there anything they can't do? - Homer Simpson

Coffee,chocolate, men. The richer the better! - Unknown

Don't miss the donut by looking through the hole. - Unknown

I'd rather take coffee than compliments just now. - Louisa May Alcott

I only drink coffee grown in high altitude rain forests. - Rob Dyrdek

Depresso: The feeling you get when you run out of coffee - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I think if I were a woman I'd wear coffee as a perfume. - John Van Druten

Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank. - Alphonse Allais

A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems. - Paul Erdos

Coffee and chocolate - the inventor of mocha should be sainted. - Cherise Sinclair

Behind every successful woman is a substantial amount of coffee. - Stephanie Piro

Without my morning coffee, I'm just like a dried-up piece of goat. - J.S. Bach

I'll have a "Cafe Mocha Vodka Valium Latte" to go, please. - Unknown

What would life be without coffee? But then, what is it even with coffee? - King Louis XV

I'm just a person standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. - Unknown

Some people aren't good at anything. Some people just really like donuts. - Lisa Graff

I love you more than pumpkin spice latte but please don't make me prove it! - Unknown

My legs are so sore from the gym that I almost couldn't walk to the donut shop. - Bill Murray

One day my mortal body will turn to dust, but the Turkish Republic will stand forever. - Mustafa Kemel Ataturk

The less Holy Spirit we have, the more cake and coffee we need to keep the church going. - Reinhard Bonnke

I just want a hot cup of coffee, black, and I don't want to hear about your troubles. - Charles Bukowski

A half finished shawl left on the coffee table isn't a mess; it's an object of art. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

If this is coffee, please bring me some tea. But if this is tea, please bring me some coffee. - Abraham Lincoln

You haven't had enough coffee until you can thread a sewing machine while it's running. - Unknown

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. - Alex Levine

Living in China has made me appreciate my own country, with its tiny, ethnically diverse population of unassuming donut-eaters. - Jan Wong

Blind dates are treacherous. You don't know who this person is. You wonder, "Should I call my grandma during coffee to get out of this?" - Alan Alda