Q: How do you circumcise a whale? No doctor is better than three. - German Proverb The best doctor gives the least medicines. - Benjamin Franklin A whale stranded upon the coast of Europe. - Edmund Burke The doctor is to be feared more than the disease. - French Proverb My doctor tells me I got a communications disease. - Archie Bunker Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. - Erma Bombeck Three out of four doctors recommend another doctor. - Graffito A half doctor near is better than a whole one far away. - German Proverb Document: Repeating what your Doctor told you in your own words - Daffynitions joe-ks.com A smart mother makes often a better diagnosis than a poor doctor. - August Bier My doctor gave me two weeks to live. I hope they're in August. - Ronnie Shakes My doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror. - Rodney Dangerfield A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the Doctor's book. - Irish Proverb If you are too smart to pay the doctor, you had better be too smart to get ill. - African Proverb Oh, when I was a kid, I was ugly. When I was born, the doctor smacked my mother. - Rodney Dangerfield First the Doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me. - Steve Martin No, Doctor, I don't want to grow young again. I just want to keep on growing old. - Madame de Rothschild People pay the doctor for his trouble; for his kindness they still remain in his debt. - Seneca I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places. - Henny Youngman A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines. - Frank Lloyd Wright I wonder why you can always read a Doctor's bill but you can never read his prescription. - Finley Peter Dunne My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people. - Orson Welles Most whale photos you see show whales in this beautiful blue water - it's almost like space. - Brian Skerry A man has reached middle age when he is warned to slow down by his doctor instead of the police. - Unknown When I was born the Doctor took one look at my face, turned me over and said, "Look, twins!" - Rodney Dangerfield Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor. - Abe Lemons If my doctor told me I had only six minutes to live, I wouldn't brood, I'd just type a little faster. - Isaac Asimov I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster. - Joe E. Lewis My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies. - WC Fields Following his doctor's orders, Nikita (Khrushchev) has cut his drinking in half. He's leaving out the water. - Bob Hope The best doctor in the world is a veterinarian. He can't ask his patients what is the matter - he's got to know. - Will Rogers It is astonishing with how little reading a doctor can practice medicine, but is not astonishing how badly he may do it. - William Osler My doctor recently told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already. - Milton Berle It is reasonable to expect the doctor to recognize that science may not have all the answers to problems of health and healing. - Norman Cousins I've got a great doctor. He gave a guy six months to live. They couldn't pay his bill so he gave him another six months. - Henny Youngman Let no one suppose that the words doctor and patient can disguise from the parties the fact that they are employer and employee. - George Bernard Shaw Once in your life you need a doctor, a lawyer, a policeman, and a preacher... but every day, three times a day, you need a farmer. - Brenda Schaepp I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt better right away. - George Carlin I went to the doctor because I'd swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills. My doctor told me to have a few drinks and get some rest. - Rodney Dangerfield A man who cannot work without his hypodermic needle is a poor doctor. The amount of narcotic you use is inversely proportional to your skill. - Martin H. Fischer see also Whale Section Circumcision Circumcision Without Paining Elephant Circumcision Bad Luck Kayaker Close Encounters of the Whale Kind Humpback Kayak Kayak Tours for Lunch & Dinner Guests Killer Whale Food Life Sucks Sail Kite Whale SailBite Ride - Swimming Not Advised Scuba Diving Sucks Whale Pose Whale Skim |
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