Perfect Birthday Excuse

Best way to forget her birthday


Blanche asked her friend, Alice, “You didn’t get mad at your husband for forgetting your birthday?”

Alice replied, “Not after I found out he had the perfect excuse.”

“What did he say?”

He said, “How do you expect me to remember your birthday when you never get any older?”


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Photographing a cake can be art. - Irving Penn

I'm not much of a cake person. - Daniel Radcliffe

Live everyday like its your birthday. - Paris Hilton

Cake is the answer, no matter the question. - Unknown

There is still no cure for the common birthday. - John Glenn

She tells enough white lies to ice a wedding cake. - Margot Asquith

Once you get rid of integrity the rest is a piece of cake. - Larry Hagman

Because the sweeter the cake, the more bitter the jelly can be. - Lady Gaga

Dubm Waiter: One who asks if the kids would care to order dessert - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once. - E. Joseph Cossman

A nice creamy chocolate cake does a lot for a lot of people; it does for me. - Audrey Hepburn

Always give them the old fire, even when you feel like a squashed cake of ice. - Ethel Merman

On my 85th birthday, I felt like a 20-year-old. But there wasn't one around. - Milton Berle

When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie? - Lisa Loeb

This is a Jewish cake - they give this to a Jewish kid before he gets circumscribed. - Archie Bunker

As a child, I always chose a false nose and some face paint and a wig for my birthday. - Ashley Jensen

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie. - Jim Davis

Success is like reaching an important birthday and finding you're exactly the same. - Audrey Hepburn

When asked what gift he wanted for his birthday, the yogi replied: I wish no gifts, only presence. - Unknown

You're getting old when the only thing you want for your birthday is not to be reminded of it. - Felix Severn

The Bible's full of wine. God ain't got nothing against a little drink to celebrate His Son's birthday with. - Archie Bunker

When you're stressed, eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets. Why? Because stressed spelled backwards is desserts. - Unknown

My husband wanted one of those big-screen TVs for his birthday. So I just moved his chair closer to the one we have already. - Wendy Liebman

It's a piece of cake until you get to the top. You find you can't stop playing the game the way you've always played it. - Richard M Nixon

With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to "the best woman a man ever had." The waiter joined me. - Rodney Dangerfield


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26-Oct-2021