Two Indians and a Redneck were walking in the woods, when all of a sudden one of the Indians ran up a hill to the mouth of a small cave.
“Whooooo! Whooooo! Whooooo!” he called into the cave and then he listened very closely until he heard a response, “Whooooo! Whooooo! Whooooo!” He tore off his clothes and ran into the cave.
The Redneck was puzzled and asked the other Indian what that was all about, “Was the first Indian crazy or what?”
“No,” said the second Indian. “It is our custom during mating season when Indian men see a cave, they holler “Whooooo! Whooooo! Whooooo!” into the opening. If they get an answer back, it means there is a girl in there waiting to mate.”
Just then they saw another cave. The second Indian ran up to the opening of the cave, stopped, and hollered, “Whooooo! Whooooo! Whooooo!” from deep within the cave. He tore off his clothes and ran into the cave.
The Redneck wandered around in the woods alone for a while, and then he came upon a huge cave. As he looked in amazement at the size of the opening, he thought, “Hoo, man! Look at the size of this cave! It’s bigger than those the Indians found. There must be some really big, fine women in this cave!”
He stood in front of the opening and hollered with all his might, “Whooooo! Whooooo! Whooooo!” He grinned and closed his eyes with anticipation, and then he heard the answering call, “WOOOOOOO! WOOOOOOO! WOOOOOOO!” With a gleam in his eyes and a smile on his face, he raced into the cave, tearing off his clothes as he ran.
The following day, the headline in the local newspaper read: “Naked Redneck run over by freight train.”
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