1. A Church had problems with outsiders parking in its parking lots, so they put up a sign: CHURCH CAR PARK – FOR MEMBERS ONLY – Trespassers will be baptized! 2. “No God – No Peace. Know God – Know Peace.” 3. “Free Trip To Heaven. Details Inside.” 4. “Try our Sundays. They are better than Baskin Robbins.” 5. “Searching for a new look? Have your faith lifted here.” 6. An ad for one Church has a picture of two hands holding stone tablets on which the Ten Commandments are inscribed and a headline that reads, “For fast, fast, fast relief, take two tablets.” 7. When the restaurant next to another Church put out a big sign with red letters that said, “Open Sundays,” the Church reciprocated with its own message: “We are open on Sundays, too.” 8. “Fight truth decay – study the Bible daily.” 9. “How will you spend eternity – Smoking or Non-Smoking?” 10. “Dusty Bibles lead to Dirty Lives.” 11. “Come work for the Lord. The work is hard, the hours long, and the pay is low. But the retirement benefits are out of this world.” 12. “It is unlikely there will be a reduction in the wages of sin.” 13. “Do not wait for the hearse to take you to Church.” 14. “If you’re headed n the wrong direction, God allows U-turns.” 15. “If you don’t like the way you were born, try being born again.” 16. “Looking at the way some people live, they ought to obtain eternal fire insurance soon.” 17. “This is a Ch_ _ ch. What is missing?” 18. “In the dark? Follow the Son.” 19. “Running low on faith? Step in for a fill-up.” 20. “If you can’t sleep, don’t count sheep. Talk to the Shepherd.” see also   Religious  Section All Dogs Go To Heaven Biblical Humour Church Sign Generator Church Sign Humour Church Sign Messages Church Signs Devil Sky Garden of Eat’En God Darts Judas Asparagus Moses As A Lifeguard Moses’ Headache Relief - the Sequel Moses’ USB Tablets Need A Lifeguard? Organ Donor Original Homeland Security - 2nd Amendment Prayer Conditioning Prayer Request for Bob Sundae Sermon Truth Decay Uplifting Church Youth Pastor’s Last Speech   Looking For Something? Yellow Pet Race Break Fuse Bypass Good Boy British Tea Party Roadside Assistance Chair Boy Cheers Beer African Airstrip Horsepower vs Torque Filling Up Is OverRated Flywood Ukraine Aid Handicap Motorcyclist Auto Warranty: New Extend-ed Coverage Messerschmitt UNinvolved Plane Oops! Manitoba Home Security System

18-May-2022