Redneck Pertection
Tacks a lot for the information!

A redneck goes to a pharmacist and says, “I’ve got a hot date for tonight, an’ I needs me some pertection. How much is a pack a’ them thar rubbers gonna cost me?”

To which the pharmacist responds, “A three-pack of condoms is $3.99 with tax.”

To which the redneck replies, “TACKS! Gawd a’mighty, don’t they stay on by themselves?”

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