Sleeping Pets on Dog & Cat Naps

France is a dog-hole. - William Shakespeare

Never let the tail wag the dog. - Unknown

A hard dog to keep on the porch. - Hillary Clinton

I'll sleep when I'm dead. - Warren Zevon

After dark, all cats are leopards. - Zuni Proverb

Zit: Command given to a spotted dog - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You can't teach a young dog old tricks. - Warren Buffett

When the cat's away, the mice will play. - French Proverb

He who lies down with dogs, rises with fleas. - English Proverb

A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb

Pants: Something a dog does and a man steps into - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Sleep is an excellent way of listening to an opera. - James Stephens

Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. - Steven Wright

Properly trained, a man can be dog's best friend. - Corey Ford

Without enough sleep, we all become tall two-year-olds. - JoJo Jenson

I make it a rule never to smoke while I'm sleeping. - Mark Twain

Anybody who hates dogs and babies can't be all bad. - Leo Rosten

I would rather sleep in a bathroom than in another hotel. - Billy Wilder

Gigantic: The biggest, scariest bug in your dog's fur - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. - Andy Rooney

Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

Better sleep with a sober cannibal than a drunken Christian. - Herman Melville

Sleep is so cute when it tries to compete with the internet. - Will Ferrell

Dogs come into our lives and leave paw prints on our hearts. - Unknown

Laugh and the world laughs with you. Snore and you sleep alone. - Anthony Burgess

The Cat. He walked by himself, and all places were alike to him. - Rudyard Kipling

People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one. - Leo J Burke

Hairball: When a cat throws up to the basketball hoop, and misses - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If you can't sleep do not count the sheep, worship the Shepherd. - Unknown

A lame cat is better than a swift horse when rats infest the palace. - Chinese Proverb

The breeze at dawn has secrets to tell you. Don't go back to sleep. - Rumi

A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the Doctor's book. - Irish Proverb

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx

As a well spent day brings happy sleep, so life well used brings happy death. - Leonardo da Vinci

My feet will want to walk to where you are sleeping, but I shall go on living. - Pablo Neruda

Think in the morning. Act in the noon. Eat in the evening. Sleep in the night. - William Blake

Plough deep while sluggards sleep, and you shall have corn to sell and to keep. - Benjamin Franklin

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later. - Unknown

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back. - Will Rogers

The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep. - Woody Allen

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

Death had to take him in his sleep, for if he was awake there'd have been a fight. - Theodore Roosevelt

Work hard. Rock hard. Eat hard. Sleep hard. Grow big. Wear glasses if you need 'em. - Webb Wilder

Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in. - Mark Twain

It's not the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog. - Mark Twain

I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior. - Hippolyte Taine

Bound by paperwork, short on hands, sleep, and energy... nurses are rarely short on caring. - Sharon Hudacek

A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there. - Charles Darwin

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

I came from a big family. As a matter of fact, I never got to sleep alone until I was married. - Lewis Grizzard

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

The law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich as well as the poor to sleep under bridges. - Anatole France

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

Most people spend their lives going to bed when they're not sleep, and getting up when they are. - Cindy Adams

If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late. - Henny Youngman

I want to die like my father; peacefully in his sleep, not screaming and terrified, like his passengers. - Bob Monkhouse

For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I'm at, because I wake up and have no clue. - Carrie Underwood

If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around. - Unknown

When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you. - Nora Ephron

I went to the doctor because I'd swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills. My doctor told me to have a few drinks and get some rest. - Rodney Dangerfield

Study while others are sleeping; work while others are loafing; prepare while others are playing; and dream while others are wishing. - William Arthur Ward

It is a common experience that a problem difficult at night is resolved in the morning after the committee of sleep has worked on it. - John Steinbeck

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain

Dogs laugh, but the laugh with their tails. What puts man in a higher state of evolution is that he has got his laugh on the right end. - Max Eastman

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain

Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. - George Carlin

If you can't sleep, then get up and do something instead of lying there and worrying. It's the worry that gets you, not the loss of sleep. - Dale Carnegie

There is one longing almost as deep and imperious as the desire for food and sleep. It is the desire to be great. It is the desire to be important. - Dale Carnegie