Sleeping Pets on Dog & Cat Naps

Never let the tail wag the dog. - Unknown

All cats appear grey in the dark. - English Proverb

Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown

A dog has the soul of a philosopher. - Plato

When the cat dies, the mice rejoice. - African saying

Dogs that bark at a distance never bite. - Unknown

Snoring: 1. Sheet music; 2. Sound sleeping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb

Throw physic to the dogs; I'll none of it. - William Shakespeare

A good bone does not always come to a good dog. - French Proverb

A cat is a puzzle for which there is no solution. - Hazel Nicholson

Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain

The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep. - WC Fields

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers

Properly trained, a man can be dog's best friend. - Corey Ford

Death - the last sleep? No, it is the final awakening. - Walter Scott

The scalded dog fears hot water, and afterwards, cold. - Italian Proverb

I make it a rule never to smoke while I'm sleeping. - Mark Twain

Anybody who hates dogs and babies can't be all bad. - Leo Rosten

Better to be the head of a dog than the tail of a lion. - English Proverb

I would rather sleep in a bathroom than in another hotel. - Billy Wilder

Hot Dog: The only animal that feeds the hand that bites it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank. - Alphonse Allais

Sleep is so cute when it tries to compete with the internet. - Will Ferrell

Dogs come into our lives and leave paw prints on our hearts. - Unknown

Sleep... the most beautiful experience in life - except drink. - WC Fields

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman

I certainly do not drink all the time. I have to sleep you know. - WC Fields

People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life. - Faith Resnick

When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey

It is the trouble that never comes that causes the loss of sleep. - Charles Austin Bates

Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin

No man should live where he can hear his neighbor's dog bark. - Nathaniel Macon

Hairball: When a cat throws up to the basketball hoop, and misses - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When the hares have all been caught, the hunting dogs are cooked. - Laozi

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

Happiness is coming home and knowing your dog is there to greet you. - Unknown

It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump

I need my sleep. I need about eight hours a day, and about ten at night. - Bill Hicks

The future is shaped by your dreams, so stop wasting time and go to sleep! - Unknown

We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in California and mine is in Texas. - Red Skelton

Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function. - Garrison Keillor

The trees in Siberia are miles apart - that's why the dogs are so fast. - Bob Hope

If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way. - Mark Twain

When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,
May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown

I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up. - Rodney Dangerfield

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back. - Will Rogers

I am obsessed with Costco. I love the salmon and rotisserie chicken, the dog beds. - Kris Jenner

The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep. - Woody Allen

If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man, but deteriorate the cat. - Mark Twain

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

Each night, when I go to sleep, I die. And the next morning, when I wake up, I am reborn. - Mahatma Gandhi

Bound by paperwork, short on hands, sleep, and energy... nurses are rarely short on caring. - Sharon Hudacek

Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's hardly ever for them. - Harry Hill

A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there. - Charles Darwin

Never work just for money or power. They won't save your soul or help you sleep at night. - Marian Wright Edelman

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley

The law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich as well as the poor to sleep under bridges. - Anatole France

You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy

There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino

Working mothers are guinea pigs in a scientific experiment to show that sleep is not necessary to human life. - Unknown

If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around. - Unknown

When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you. - Nora Ephron

We are, as a species, addicted to story. Even when the body goes to sleep, the mind stays up all night, telling itself stories. - John Gottschall

Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who cannot sleep with the window shut, and a woman who cannot sleep with the window open. - George Bernard Shaw

Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia

Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. - George Carlin