“Take Your Kid To Work” Day

Next time Dad will buy a ticket for the ride

Little Johnny wanted to hang out with his Dad





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If it swells, ride it! - Unknown

Give me a man who sings at his work. - Thomas Carlyle

There is not one right way to ride a wave. - Jamie O'Brien

Without great solitude no serious work is possible. - Pablo Picasso

Attempt the impossible in order to improve your work. - Bette Davis

Learn to work harder on yourself than you do on your job. - Jim Rohn

If the world were a logical place, men would ride sidesaddle. - Rita Mae Brown

Work before pleasure - for there is no real pleasure without work. - Unknown

As a prize - a beautiful riding mower with optional ass scratcher! - Unknown

Your most important work is always ahead of you, never behind you. - Stephen Covey

Happiness is the real sense of fulfillment that comes from hard work. - Joseph Barbara

Most people want to improve themselves, but not many want to work at it. - Unknown

Give it your all. Whatever work you do, do it to the best of your ability. - Jerry Dorsman

Communism is like prohibition - it's a good idea but it won't work. - Will Rogers

It's true hard work never killed anybody, but I figure, why take the chance? - Ronald Reagan

You've got to concentrate on one idea. You can't ride a horse with two asses. - Joe Segal

The best prize that life has to offer is the chance to work hard at work worth doing. - Theodore Roosevelt

I have been all things unholy; if God can work through me, He can work through anyone. - St Francis of Assisi

I've gone from being bullied by jocks as a kid to being bullied by nerds as an adult. - Chris Hardwick

My favorite puzzle is trying to work out the parts myself, after all it is a solo effort. - Adrian Belew

Be regular and orderly in your life, so that you may be violent and original in your work. - Gustave Flaubert

Be steady and well-ordered in your life so that you can be fierce and original in your work. - Gustave Flaubert

I just want to make sure when I have kids, I can spend time with them. That's the whole point. - Mark Zuckerberg

Which is probably the reason why I work exclusively in black and white... to highlight that contrast. - Leonard Nimoy

By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day. - Robert Frost

How do you nurture a positive attitude when all the statistics say you're a dead man? You go to work. - Patrick Swayze

Concentrate all your thoughts upon the work in hand. The Sun's rays do not burn until brought to a focus. - Alexander Graham Bell

Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching. - Satchel Paige

Company cultures are like country cultures. Never try to change one. Try, instead, to work with what you've got. - Peter F Drucker

Tennis was never work for me, tennis was fun. And the tougher the battle and the longer the match, the more fun I had. - Jimmy Connors

To be a successful father... there's one absolute rule: when you have a kid, don't look at it for the first two years. - Ernest Hemingway

There's no such thing as a soul. It's just something they made up to scare kids, like the bogeyman or Michael Jackson. - Bart Simpson

I think Mr. Smithers picked me because of my motivational skills. Everyone says they have to work a lot harder when I'm around. - Homer Simpson

I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to hell? - Homer Simpson

To make our way, we must have firm resolve, persistence, tenacity. We must gear ourselves to work hard all the way. We can never let up. - Ralph Bunche

Halloween is one of my favorite days of the year. I have a strict rule: I don't work on Halloween and I won't travel on Halloween. - Simon Sinek

If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff? - George Carlin

It is easy - terribly easy - to shake a man's faith in himself. To take advantage of that, to break a man's spirit, is devil's work. - George Bernard Shaw

Love is like jumping out of an airplane with no parachute. But there’s no need to be frightened, because that plane is still on the ground. - Jarod Kintz

Charity is a very personal equation, like we say charity begins at home. It starts with your immediate help in the house: the people who work for you. - Malaika A. Khan


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27-May-2020