“Take Your Kid To Work” Day

Next time Dad will buy a ticket for the ride

Little Johnny wanted to hang out with his Dad





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What a piece of work is man! - William Shakespeare

It is awfully hard work doing nothing. - Oscar Wilde

Work is the curse of the drinking class. - Oscar Wilde

Incentives are what get people to work harder. - Nikita Khruschev

If wishes were horses, then beggars would ride. - Scottish Proverb

Absent-Mindedness: Searching for the horse you are riding - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

What do we need a psychiatrist for? We know our kid is nuts. - Homer Simpson

Work keeps at bay three great evils: boredom, vice and need. - Voltaire

If the world were a logical place, men would ride sidesaddle. - Rita Mae Brown

The work cycle is not plan/start/finish, but is wait/plan/plan. - Unknown

Work is the easiest activity man has invented to escape boredom. - Unknown

From each according to his ability, to each according to his work - Claude de Rouvroy

Have fun, be active. Ride a bike instead of driving, for example. - Dan Buettner

Ideas are funny little things. They won't work unless you do. - Unknown

Technology is a word that describes something that doesn't work yet. - Douglas Adams

Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life. - Confucius

Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving. - Albert Einstein

People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up. - Ogden Nash

Chid: A young person who does not wish to be referred to as a child or a kid - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When I was a kid, I used to think pork chops and karate chops were the same thing. - Shane Koyczan

Do not hire a man who does your work for money, but him who does it for love of it. - Henry David Thoreau

All of us are guinea pigs in the laboratory of God. Humanity is just a work in progress. - Tennessee Williams

I am who I am: an Irish Catholic kid, working class from Long Island. And I made it big. - Bill O'Reilly

Zucchini: Vegetable which can be baked, boiled, fried or steamed before kids refuse to eat it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A worker must win the hearts and affections of the people before he can do any effective work. - D.L. Moody

What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bees and he told me about the butcher and my wife. - Rodney Dangerfield

I was a huge bookworm as a kid, and you could usually find me reading something with a dragon on its cover. - Julie Kagawa

Always get married in the morning. That way if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted the whole day. - Mickey Rooney

Initiative is key. Anybody who wants to be somebody is going to work as hard as they can to fulfill that dream. - Unknown

I thank the Lord I no longer have to go to work. I just get out of bed in the morning, and there it is - all around me. - Unknown

If you get up in the morning and you say, 'I got to go to work. How can I get out of this?' you're not happy. - Red Auerbach

The thing that is really hard, and really amazing, is giving up on being perfect and beginning the work of becoming yourself. - Anna Quindlen

It was revealed in a government survey published today that the Prime Minister is doing the work of two men, Laurel and Hardy. - Ronnie Corbett

Many training programs and often schools focus on just a skill or a kind of work competency. That's only half the equation. - Gerald Chertavian

I had very good dentures once. Some magnificent gold work. It's the only form of jewelry a man can wear that women fully appreciate. - Graham Greene

My great hope is to laugh as much as I cry; to get my work done and try to love somebody and have the courage to accept the love in return. - Maya Angelou

Men may change their climate, but they cannot change their nature. A man that goes out a fool cannot ride or sail himself into common sense. - Joseph Addison

Instead of thinking about where you are, think about where you want to be. It takes twenty years of hard work to become an overnight success. - Diana Rankin

I'm always tinkering with something - suddenly I'll think I can work with wood, but then I'll realize I can't, so I go back to sewing. - Melissa McCarthy

If your kids are giving you a headache, follow the directions on the aspirin bottle, especially the part that says, 'keep away from children.' - Susan Savannah


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17-May-2022