A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation and meets an Aussie farmer.
The Aussie shows off his big wheat field and the Texan says, “Oh? We have wheat fields that are at least twice at large!”
Then they walk around the ranch a little, and the Aussie shows off his herd of cattle. The Texan immediately says, “We have
longhorns that are at least twice as large as your cows.”
The conversation almost dies when the Texan sees a herd of kangaroos hopping through the field.
He asks, “And what are those?”
The Aussie replies with an incredulous look, “Don’t you have any grasshoppers in Texas?”
Big girls need big diamonds. - Elizabeth Taylor
To die will be an awfully big adventure. - James M Barrie
I've been big ever since I was little. - William Perry
VR and AR are going to be a really big deal. - Mark Zuckerberg
Parts of Texas look like Kansas with a goiter. - Unknown
I never saw anything funnier than Texas politics. - Molly Ivins
Attitude is a little thing that makes a big difference. - Winston Churchill
Pick battles big enough to matter, small enough to win. - Jonathan Kozol
There is nothing so difficult to marry as a large nose. - Oscar Wilde
The large print giveth and the small print taketh away. - Unknown
I'm just the smallest dot in a big map of human history. - Ben Casnocha
My bottom is so big it's got its own gravitational field. - Carol Vorderman
Texas is now a cornerstone of the electoral college for Republicans. - Ed Gillespie
I have little hair because my brain is so big it pushes the hair out. - Silvio Berlusconi
I also do my own processing, so it means a big commitment in lab time. - Leonard Nimoy
You know the good part about all those executions in Texas? Fewer Texans. - George Carlin
My parents are very good examples of Christians. They are big on forgiveness. - James Acaster
There's no problem so big or complicated that it can't be run away from. - Unknown
Everyone should be paid what he is worth, no matter how big a pay cut is involved. - Unknown
Being from Texas, I would say I favor a pair of jeans you can wear some boots with. - Jensen Ackles
We'll have a big bowl of spaghetti and a plate of some of that veal scallopeepee. - Archie Bunker
Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things. - Robert Brault
In order to be big, you have to think big. If you think small, you're going to be small. - Emeril Lagasse
Some folks look at me and see a certain swagger, which in Texas is called 'walking.' - George W. Bush
Do I contradict myself? Very well, then I contradict myself; I am large, I contain multitudes. - Walt Whitman
For me, part of one my big movements is building authentic street environments for skateboarding. - Rob Dyrdek
A big part of being a well-adjusted person is accepting that you can't be good at everything. - Kelly W Brown
If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank. - Woody Allen
Bond reflected that good Americans were fine people and that most of them seemed to come from Texas. - Ian Fleming
I really want to play Princess Leia. Stick some big pastries on my head. Now that would be interesting! - Ewan McGregor
America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a chair. - Arnold Toynbee
My big focus is China and OPEC and all of these countries that are just absolutely destroying the United States. - Donald Trump
I'll tell you, it's Big Business. If there is one word to describe Atlantic City, it's Big Business. - Donald Trump
When ordinary people decide to step out and be part of something big, that's when they become extraordinary. - Brett Harris
Life is one big road with lots of signs. So when you're riding through the ruts, don't complicate your mind. - Bob Marley
The space in a needle's eye is sufficient for two friends, but the whole world is scarcely big enough to hold two enemies. - Solomon Ibn Gabirol
The perfect date for me would be staying at home, making a big picnic in bed, eating Wotsits and cookies while watching cable TV. - Kim Kardashian
Success depends in a very large measure upon individual initiative and exertion, and cannot be achieved except by a dint of hard work. - Anna Pavlova
His mind is concrete and fastidious,
His nose is remarkably big;
His visage is more or less hideous,
His beard it resembles a wig. - Edward Lear
I would rather be in the cycle where people are underestimating us. It gives us latitude to go out and make big bets that excite and amaze people. - Mark Zuckerberg
To die will be an awfully big adventure. - James M Barrie
I've been big ever since I was little. - William Perry
VR and AR are going to be a really big deal. - Mark Zuckerberg
Parts of Texas look like Kansas with a goiter. - Unknown
I never saw anything funnier than Texas politics. - Molly Ivins
Attitude is a little thing that makes a big difference. - Winston Churchill
Pick battles big enough to matter, small enough to win. - Jonathan Kozol
There is nothing so difficult to marry as a large nose. - Oscar Wilde
The large print giveth and the small print taketh away. - Unknown
I'm just the smallest dot in a big map of human history. - Ben Casnocha
My bottom is so big it's got its own gravitational field. - Carol Vorderman
Texas is now a cornerstone of the electoral college for Republicans. - Ed Gillespie
I have little hair because my brain is so big it pushes the hair out. - Silvio Berlusconi
I also do my own processing, so it means a big commitment in lab time. - Leonard Nimoy
You know the good part about all those executions in Texas? Fewer Texans. - George Carlin
My parents are very good examples of Christians. They are big on forgiveness. - James Acaster
There's no problem so big or complicated that it can't be run away from. - Unknown
Everyone should be paid what he is worth, no matter how big a pay cut is involved. - Unknown
Being from Texas, I would say I favor a pair of jeans you can wear some boots with. - Jensen Ackles
We'll have a big bowl of spaghetti and a plate of some of that veal scallopeepee. - Archie Bunker
Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things. - Robert Brault
In order to be big, you have to think big. If you think small, you're going to be small. - Emeril Lagasse
Some folks look at me and see a certain swagger, which in Texas is called 'walking.' - George W. Bush
Do I contradict myself? Very well, then I contradict myself; I am large, I contain multitudes. - Walt Whitman
For me, part of one my big movements is building authentic street environments for skateboarding. - Rob Dyrdek
A big part of being a well-adjusted person is accepting that you can't be good at everything. - Kelly W Brown
If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank. - Woody Allen
Bond reflected that good Americans were fine people and that most of them seemed to come from Texas. - Ian Fleming
I really want to play Princess Leia. Stick some big pastries on my head. Now that would be interesting! - Ewan McGregor
America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a chair. - Arnold Toynbee
My big focus is China and OPEC and all of these countries that are just absolutely destroying the United States. - Donald Trump
I'll tell you, it's Big Business. If there is one word to describe Atlantic City, it's Big Business. - Donald Trump
When ordinary people decide to step out and be part of something big, that's when they become extraordinary. - Brett Harris
Life is one big road with lots of signs. So when you're riding through the ruts, don't complicate your mind. - Bob Marley
The space in a needle's eye is sufficient for two friends, but the whole world is scarcely big enough to hold two enemies. - Solomon Ibn Gabirol
The perfect date for me would be staying at home, making a big picnic in bed, eating Wotsits and cookies while watching cable TV. - Kim Kardashian
Success depends in a very large measure upon individual initiative and exertion, and cannot be achieved except by a dint of hard work. - Anna Pavlova
His mind is concrete and fastidious,
His nose is remarkably big;
His visage is more or less hideous,
His beard it resembles a wig. - Edward Lear
I would rather be in the cycle where people are underestimating us. It gives us latitude to go out and make big bets that excite and amaze people. - Mark Zuckerberg
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Everything Is Bigger In Texas
My Daughter & My Money
Survivor - Texas Style (2013)
Texas Bank Security
Texas Office Chair
Texas Wink
Why We Live in Texas
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