Bad Timing for a Cymbal Wakeup Call

Time to get up!



Penguin plaing cymbals on top of a polar bear

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Boy: a noise with dirt on it. - Unknown

Support the right to arm bears. - Unknown

If you must make a noise, make it quietly. - Oliver Hardy

My parents put a live teddy bear in my crib. - Woody Allen

So we get the chinks we will bear the stinks. - English Proverb

Work hard in silence. Let success make the noise. - Unknown

e looks about as happy as a penguin in a microwave. - Sid Waddell

I'd rather write about polar bears than people. - Mary Oliver

He who cannot bear misfortune is truly unfortunate. - Greek Proverb

I bear no grudges. I have a mind that retains nothing. - Bette Midler

Noise is a buffer, more effective than cubicles or booth walls. - Margaret Heffernan

Nature Lover: A person who, when treed by a bear, enjoys the view - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Oratory is the art of making a loud noise seem like a deep thought. - American Proverb

It's practically impossible to look at a penguin and feel angry. - Joe Moore

Endurance is not only to bear the hard thing but to turn it into glory. - Win Barclay

People are like music. Some speak the truth, and others are just noise. - Bill Murray

Accordion Music: Noise that comes from playing both ends against the middle - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The greatest test of courage on earth is to bear defeat without losing heart. - Robert Ingersoll

To refuse awards is another way of accepting them with more noise than is normal. - Mark Twain

To bear other people's afflictions, everyone has courage and enough to spare. - Benjamin Franklin

Human beings can't bear silence. It would mean that they would bear themselves. - Pascal Mercier

He who establishes his arguments by noise and command shows that his reason is weak. - Michel de Montaigne

Forgive, forget. Bear with the faults of others as you would have them bear with yours. - Phillips Brooks

There is something terribly wrong with a culture inebriated by noise and gregariousness. - George Steiner

3 out of 4 voices in my head want to sleep... the other wants to know if penguins have knees. - Unknown

Noise proves nothing. Often a hen who has merely laid an egg cackles as if she laid an asteroid. - Mark Twain

Mental pain is less dramatic than physical pain, but it is more common and also more hard to bear. - C S Lewis

My favorite animal is a polar bear. They're going extinct, and I really don't want that to happen. - Quvenzhane Wallis

Many commit the same crime with very different results. One bears a cross for his crime, the other a crown. - Juvenal

What sounds to you like a big load of trashy noise... is in fact... the brilliant music of a genius... myself. - Iggy Pop

Strategy without tactics is the slowest route to victory; tactics without strategy is the noise before defeat. - Sun Tsu

I walk like a duck: very straight up and down. Or like a penguin. It's a dead giveaway that I'm a dancer. - David Hallberg

Noise is the most impertinent of all forms of interruption. It is not only an interruption, but also a disruption of thought. - Arthur Schopenhauer

In Mexico, an air-conditioner is called a "politician" because it makes a lot of noise but doesn't work very well. - Len Deighton

It is quite untrue that British people don't appreciate music. They may not understand it but they absolutely love the noise it makes. - Sir Thomas Beecham

What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin. - Dave Attell

Join voices, all ye living souls: ye birds,
That singing up to heaven-gate ascend,
Bear on your wings and in your notes his praise. - John Milton

I adore art. When I am alone with my notes, my heart pounds and the tears stream from my eyes, and my emotion and my joys are too much to bear. - Guiseppe Verdi

Our babies are like penguins; penguin babies can't exist unless more than one person is taking care of them. They just can't keep going. - Alison Gopnik

Being a dad isn't just about eating a huge bag of gummy bears as your wife gives birth. It means being comfortable with the word 'hero.' - Ryan Reynolds


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09-Jul-2020