Technology For Country Folk

Bubba’s computer survival guide



Technology for Country Folk

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Country Music: Three chords and the truth - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Country music is three chords and the truth. - Harlan Howard

Technology is teaching us to be human again. - Simon Mainwaring

Every country has the government it deserves. - Joseph de Maistre

We don't need nukes. We have the internet. - Alice Minium

Hardware: the parts of a computer that can be kicked. - Jeff Pesis

A country can be judged by the quality of its proverbs. - German Proverb

People will believe anything they read on the internet. - Abraham Lincoln

What the country needs are a few labor-making inventions. - Arnold H Glasow

Any sufficiently advanced technology is equivalent to magic. - Arthur C Clarke

The Internet is a telephone system that's gotten uppity. - Clifford Stoll

It is the patriotic duty of every man to lie for his country. - Alfred Adler

What pity is it that we can die but once to serve our country. - Joseph Addison

To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so. - Robert Orben

For business, our Internet love affair was a gift from the gods. - Gary Vaynerchuk

Country music has always been the best shrink that 15 bucks can buy. - Dierks Bentley

Technology is a word that describes something that doesn't work yet. - Douglas Adams

All this modern technology just makes people try to do everything at once. - Bill Watterson

On the keyboard of life always keep one finger on the 'escape' key. - Unknown

The multiplication force of technology on cognitive differences is massive. - Jordan Peterson

Technology presumes there's just one right way to do things and there never is. - Robert Pirsig

Canada is a good country to be from. It has a gentler slower pace - it lends perspective. - Paul Anka

This is why I loved technology: if you used it right, it could give you power and privacy. - Cory Doctorow

TV and the Internet are good because they keep stupid people from spending too much time out in public. - Douglas Coupland

I believe Ronald Reagan can make this country what it once was... a large Arctic region covered with ice. - Robin Williams

We - we need strength, we need energy, we need quickness and we need brain in this country to turn it around. - Donald Trump

For a successful technology, reality must take precedence over public relations, for Nature cannot be fooled. - Richard P Feynman

The Internet has turned what used to be a controlled, one-way message into a real-time dialogue with millions. - Danielle Sacks

Novels that leave out technology misrepresent life as badly as Victorians misrepresented life by leaving out sex. - Kurt Vonnegut

Company cultures are like country cultures. Never try to change one. Try, instead, to work with what you've got. - Peter F Drucker

If we don't redouble our efforts to increase incentives for invention, this country's going to lose its edge. - Dean Kamen

The basis of our partnership strategy and our partnership approach: We build the social technology. They provide the music. - Mark Zuckerberg

The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting. - Dave Barry

Go figure a crazy, mixed-up country where ballet outsells boxing. I wouldn't be surprised if their wrestling was on the level. - Bob Hope

The day I made that statement, about inventing the internet, I was tired because I'd been up all night inventing the camcorder. - Al Gore

Throw your dream into space like a kite, and you do not know what it will bring back: a new life, a new friend, a new love, a new country. - Anais Nin

If Obama resigns from office NOW, thereby doing a great service to the country, I will give him free lifetime golf at any one of my courses. - Donald Trump

When you travel, remember that a foreign country is not designed to make you comfortable. It is designed to make its own people comfortable. - Clifton Fadiman

Cell phones, mobile e-mail, and all the other cool and slick gadgets can cause massive losses in our creative output and overall productivity. - Robin S Sharma

The highest patriotism is not a blind acceptance of official policy, but a love of one's country deep enough to call her to a higher plain. - George McGovern


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04-Dec-2020