Technology For Country Folk

Bubba’s computer survival guide



Technology for Country Folk

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I thought Europe was a country. - Kellie Pickler

Oh, so they have internet on computers now! - Homer Simpson

Making suppository remarks about our country. - Archie Bunker

I took the initiative in creating the internet. - Al Gore

Man is still the most extraordinary computer of all. - John F Kennedy

Healthy citizens are the greatest asset any country can have. - Winston Churchill

Pantomime is a big thing in the cultural calendar of my country. - Alan Cumming

Anybody can be good in the country; there are no temptations there. - Oscar Wilde

The internet turns 30 minutes of homework into 2 hours of homework. - Unknown

A mountain man tries to live with the country instead of against it. - Louis L'Amour

Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic. - Arthur C Clarke

If you ever live in a country run by a committee, be on the committee. - William Graham Sumner

I found a country [America] with thirty-two religions and only one sauce. - Charles-Maurice de Talleyrand-Perogord

At Motel 6 in Amish Country, I wonder if they leave the light on for you? - Jay London

On the keyboard of life always keep one finger on the 'escape' key. - Unknown

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. - Emo Philips

Ask not what your country can do for you - ask what you can do for your country. - John F Kennedy

Keyboard: 1. Place to hang your keys; 2. The standard way to generate computer errors. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A man's feet should be planted in his country, but his eyes should survey the world. - George Santayana

Governing a large country is like frying a small fish. You spoil it with too much poking. - Lao-Tzu

South Africa is the most beautiful country I have been to. Canada is also hugely underrated. - Honor Blackman

Obamacare is, number one and maybe least importantly, it's costing the country a fortune. - Donald Trump

In the whole history of technology it would be difficult to find a greater single advance than this. - L.T.C. Rolt

You go to your TV to turn your brain off. You go to the computer when you want to turn your brain on. - Steve Jobs

The first who was king was a fortunate soldier: Who serves his country well has no need of ancestors. - Voltaire

True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country. - Kurt Vonnegut

I use a computer. I don't know if that qualifies me as a techie, but I'm pretty good on the computer. - Leonard Nimoy

Patriotism is your conviction that this country is superior to all other countries because you were born in it. - George Bernard Shaw

They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer. - Milton Berle

Company cultures are like country cultures. Never try to change one. Try, instead, to work with what you've got. - Peter F Drucker

Alexander Hamilton started the U.S. Treasury with nothing - and that was the closest our country has ever been to being even. - Will Rogers

Living in China has made me appreciate my own country, with its tiny, ethnically diverse population of unassuming donut-eaters. - Jan Wong

Just think how far we've come in the 20th Century. The man who used to be a cog in the wheel is now a digit in the computer. - Robert Fuoss

Why aren't more gems from our great authors scattered over the country? Great books aren't within everybody's reach. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Let me put it this way. Canada is not so much a country as a holding tank filled with the disgruntled progeny of defeated peoples. - Mordecai Richler

Trying to predict the future is like trying to drive down a country road at night with no lights while looking out the back window. - Peter F Drucker

Papers say: 'Congress is deadlocked and can't act.' I think that is the greatest blessing that could befall this country. - Will Rogers

When you travel, remember that a foreign country is not designed to make you comfortable. It is designed to make its own people comfortable. - Clifton Fadiman

For the past 10 years, corporations have been trained that they should use all the different media. But the Internet is becoming the umbrella. - Larry Weber

The problem with the internet is that it gives you everything - reliable material and crazy material. So the problem becomes, how do you discriminate? - Umberto Eco


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25-May-2020