Technology For Country Folk

Bubba’s computer survival guide

Technology for Country Folk

The computer is a moron. - Peter F Drucker

I thought Europe was a country. - Kellie Pickler

Computer viruses should count as life. - Stephen Hawking

Country music is three chords and the truth. - Harlan Howard

A wise traveler never despises his own country. - Carlo Goldoni

Ecrastinate: Checking your e-mail just one more time - Daffynitions

Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window. - Steve Wozniak

Cross-country skiing is great if you live in a small country. - Steven Wright

Healthy citizens are the greatest asset any country can have. - Winston Churchill

To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so. - Robert Orben

Pantomime is a big thing in the cultural calendar of my country. - Alan Cumming

The internet turns 30 minutes of homework into 2 hours of homework. - Unknown

I won't be impressed with technology until I can download food. - Unknown

The duty of a patriot is to protect his country from its government. - Edward Abbey

All music is folk music. I ain't never heard no horse sing a song. - Louis Armstrong

This country with its institutions belongs to the people who inhabit it. - Abraham Lincoln

I found a country [America] with thirty-two religions and only one sauce. - Charles-Maurice de Talleyrand-Perogord

Valentine's day without your love is like a year without the Internet. - Santosh Kalwar

Canada is the only country in the world that knows how to live without an identity. - Marshall McLuhan

Patriotism is supporting your country all the time and your government when it deserves it. - Mark Twain

South Africa is the most beautiful country I have been to. Canada is also hugely underrated. - Honor Blackman

America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. - Oscar Wilde

I do not think there is any silver bullet to solving the technology side of the security equation. - John W. Thompson

Learning by doing, peer-to-peer teaching, and computer simulation are all part of the same equation. - Nicholas Negroponte

In the whole history of technology it would be difficult to find a greater single advance than this. - L.T.C. Rolt

No one has put forward a plan to make this country entirely debt free as we enter the next millenium. - Donald Trump

We - we need strength, we need energy, we need quickness and we need brain in this country to turn it around. - Donald Trump

Patriotism is your conviction that this country is superior to all other countries because you were born in it. - George Bernard Shaw

Understand why and how your audience uses technology and then start trying to align your communications efforts. - Brian Reich

No bum that can't speak poifect English oughta stay in this country - oughta be de-exported the hell outta here! - Archie Bunker

Word-of-mouth marketing has always been important. Today, it's more important than ever because of the Internet. - Newt Barrett

The new information technology (Internet and e-mail) have practically eliminated the physical costs of communications. - Peter F Drucker

I've been to Canada, and I've always gotten the impression that I could take the country over in about two days. - Jon Stewart

The day I made that statement, about inventing the internet, I was tired because I'd been up all night inventing the camcorder. - Al Gore

Throw your dream into space like a kite, and you do not know what it will bring back: a new life, a new friend, a new love, a new country. - Anais Nin

Hillary Clinton was the worst Secretary of State in the history of the country. The world came apart under her reign as Secretary of State. - Donald Trump

When you travel, remember that a foreign country is not designed to make you comfortable. It is designed to make its own people comfortable. - Clifton Fadiman

All right. I'm corny. But I think there's just about a hundred and forty million people in this country that are just as corny as I am. - Walt Disney

Peaceful transfer of authority is rare in history, yet common in our country with a simple oath, we affirm old traditions, and make new beginnings. - George W. Bush

More people watch television and get their information that way than read books. I find new technology and new ways of communication very exciting. - Stephen Covey

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